Wish Corruptor

[Zabutur]

granted, but everyone except them is God tier or higher.
I wish for a Wendy's reciept, a tin can, a pencil, and a cactus from New Mexico.

 

[AIsForApathy098]

Granted, but the reciept is from Wendy's less hot twin sister (Also named Wendy), the tin can is only 2% tin, the pencil has no eraser, and New Mexico was bought by Pepsi, so your cactus is from New Mexicola (the only soda with real cactus needles that will make your mouth really bleed!).

I wish this wouldn't be censored: *******.

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but they still kept it censored for the kids' sake.

I wish for 133 pizzas.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but they came from new mexicola so they contained cactus needles.

I wish for me not to get a pal version of brawl not today and not with a box of highly anticipated games that are not out yet but are the finished and playable.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted. I'm too tired to corrupt that, sorry.

I wish for a new number to be placed in between 7 and 8. Lets call it, "Plux." Same goes for every set of 10, such as pluxty-four and .plux.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but nobody cares about you so they don't add "Plux"

I wish for a tissue

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but I steal it to dry my tears due to the fact that no one cares about me.

I wish I had a nice car. (THEN people would be my friends... *cries*)

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but because you bought it from new Mexicola it contains cactus needles and people think you are trying to kill them.

I wish for a Mexicola drink.

 

[d_shep04]

wish granted, but when you drink it, you die of cancer

i wish zelda makes up her mind if she wants to be a mage or a ninja. (you can't be both)

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but she cant decide and be comes a "Shemale"!

I wish for the triforce of power!!

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but you are stuck with the triforce of courage.

I wish for 134 pizzas.

 

[Mischief Maker]

Your wish is granted, but the pizzas were left out for 3 weeks due to the delivery car breaking down.

I wish I could live forever.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but you have to endure constant, crippling pain all over your body until time stops.

I wish for 135 pizzas (how's that feel, TakDragon?!? Huh?!? HUH?!?!)

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but after every single star in the universe has burned itself out and the universe i just a giant empty shadow your just floating around... FOREVER!

And you get your Pizzas... FROZEN!

I wish for 2 Mexicolas

 

[Mischief Maker]

Granted, but it had a poison in it that sets every bone in your body on fire and you can't die.

I wish I had a new shirt.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but its actually a Transformer in disguise! and it Transforms while your still wearing it!

I wish for a "Pimped out ride"

 

[Dark_Ermac]

Granted but it craps out after 3 days.

I wish I knew what to wish for...

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but you already made your wish

I wish i knew how to not not not not not not not not not not not not not not know about Dark Ermacs life

(Note: Not = I don't want to. Not not= Means i don't Not want to,which means i do and so on!)

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

OK, 14 not's = you do want to know how to know about Dark Ermacs life.

Granted, you do know how to know about Dark Ermacs life, but you are unable to do it.

I wish I lived somewhere cool, like London [/jelousy of Legolastom].

 

[d_shep04]

granted, but you live on the streets

i wish i was in the real world

 

[AIsForApathy098]

(God Bless you, Legolastom!)

Well, Plux is now a number. But only because Microsoft created it. Bill Gates should be at your door any minute now to **** you in the *** for copyright infringement (as it is the only real punishment these days for anything).

I wish I wouldn't get a girlfriend *reverse psychology ftw*

 

[Legolastom]

Granted except you dont just not get a girl friend you dont get a girl friend ever! (Lol Zelda update!!)

I wish for 20 1/2 P

 

[TakDragon7]

I wish for 135 pizzas (how's that feel, TakDragon?!? Huh?!? HUH?!?!)

(lovely cuz now youu have granted another one of my wishes muwhahahahahahah!)

Granted but you get 21.

I Wish for 136 pizzas.

 

[Cookies 'n' Milk]

Granted but they have been poisoned so you die after you eat them.

I wish that i had a mansion.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but the mansion is Luigi's Mansion, from which you are quickly removed.

I wish for a new character update for Brawl tomorrow. (Don't corrupt this, it's our only hope!)

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but *Shock* its a fat man which takes up all the space on the character select screen so no other chracters can get into Brawl!

I wish for the mystery of Zelda (AKA will she transform?) to be revealed

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but she turns into the fat guy you mentioned before. Eww...

I wish I hadn't said that...

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but seeing as you already said it it creates a paradox which makes the universe implode on itself

I wish you hadn't have said that

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but it causes a second implosion of the universe, which cancels the first one out. Everybody wins!

I wish for a tourney nearby that I could go to before I left on my vacation.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted it ends after you leave

I wish for you to view this!

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but ... ****! I already saw it! It's un-corruptable! Run away!

I wish I knew how a skeleton could move without muscles and tendons, much less carry a sword and shield.

 

[Zabutur]

granted, but you are that skeleton, which gets shot by blue Link's bomb arrow.
I wish for 3 ducks, a cherry, and a plank.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but they all fuse into a daemon and it eats you.


I wish for you to view THIS!!

 

[Mischief Maker]

Granted, but the President of the United States views it and his head implodes.

...Wait...that's George Bush...yay!

I wish I could reverse time and speed it up at will.

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but time and speed are not on your side.

I wish for 137 pizzas.

 

[strider43]

I will LET you have 137 pizzas if you can jump a 1337 trick on my board.

I wish for some quiet comfortable sleep... with yo mama (no dads)

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but you have it with your brother or sister and you don't get enough sleep due to him/her taking up too much blanket and whatnot. (I hated that when my sisters were little, they would always do it )

I wish for 138 pizzas.

 

[peach]

Granted, unfortunatly it's street pizza. (Sorry if that ones already been used.)

I wish the ocean was made of cherry gelatin.

 

[TakDragon7]

granted but all the fishes and stuff that lived in the ocean died.

I wish for 139 pizzas.

 

[Legolastom]

Granted but they made your "Every time i do this add one pizza" reverse so now it becomes "Every time i do this my pizzas take away one pizza" (Remember you must now do this fool)

I wish for another wish that lets me wish for what i want or not want to wish... wish?