Wish Corruptor

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but you have zero posts.

I wish I was 6 feet tall.

 

[Wave⁂]

Granted, but now you keep exponetially growing. By the time I type a period, you're 20 feet tall.

I wish i didnt have 0 posts.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, your account gets deleted and you can't start a new one.

I wish I wouldn't die because of my growth.

 

[Wave⁂]

Wish ganted, but you fall over, then, while in a coma, a 4-year-old rides a tricycle over you. and you die.

I wish people didnt always corrupt wishes negatively.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, people only corrupt your wishes.

I wish I could survive a tricycle attack.

 

[Ronike]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, the four-year old on the tricycle pushes you over the limit.
I wish I could think of a good wish.

 

[Wuss]

Granted, but that good wish that you were in a straight jacket and you can;'t move forever.
I wish I was better at life...

 

[Wave⁂]

wish grasnted, but then you die of a heart attack/smallpox.

I wish i didnt have allergies *sniff*.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but you have to have 26 shots a day (not fun)

I wish I hadn't had 26 shots in one day.

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but now you have 27.

i wish i could eight.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, you have 8 gunshots to the head.

I wish I knew what "§" means.

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but...you then die.

I wish this was a wish. (make sure you actually corrupt this...)

 

[G.Fizzle]

Granted, but u have AID's

I wish I was J Lo

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but you got killed by a flash photorphy seizure.

I wish this was a pig.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but it dies because it is traped inside the internet.

I wish for something bad to happen to whoever corrupts this wish.

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but i corrupt the bad part and make it "good."
hey look, a $100 bill!

I wish, too.

 

[G.Fizzle]

Granted but its one

I wish I had a Dragon with no aggression

 

[Wuss]

Granted: nut then you anger it and it kills you.
I wish I could think of a better wish...

 

[G.Fizzle]

Granted and you are ***** for it

I wish I could beat Ken

 

[Ronike]

Granted, but your new style works only on Ken and allows everyone else to beat you
I wish that I was God of Smash Bros.

 

[G.Fizzle]

Granted but the Nintendo corporation now owns you and all rights related to you in a global plan to market you and take over the world.

I wish you guys would clean my socks and shoes

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but, now you have to eat my underpants after a day of diarrhea.

I wish I didn't hurt my neck to where I coudn't play against Green River today.

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but now you hurt your spleen.

I wish simna would hurry up with the SYYG so i can instant death throw and teleport.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but no one cares.

I wish I could eat birthday cake for breakfast using a chocolate shovel.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted. but you choke on the shovel and fall down the stairs into your mom who was holding a knife

i wish for a mohawk

 

[Wuss]

granted, but then everythink's your a punk and dislikes you.

I wish i was cool and frosty...

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted,you get licked by children and become a lolicon

i wish for a dell

 

[Wuss]

granted, but you get the worst computer possible and it breaks down immeadiatly and you have no insurance.

I wish I was dead.

 

[Ronike]

Granted, but you come back as a ghost, unable to interact with anyone or do anything
I wish I could fly (like with wings)

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but now you are hunted during Duck season.

I wish I had a turkey mustard sandwich, no wierd things happening, or anything bad, and nothing strange.

 

[Ronike]

Granted, but I corrupt your wish to take out the no and nothing so that tons of weird, bad, and stange things happen.
I wish that Hunters had bad aim so Im not shot during Duck season (oh wait, they already do )

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted. you still get shot.
i wish for a quote.

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but i corrupt the "quote" part into a goat. now it bites you.

i wish squeeze math was easier.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

WISH DENIED
i wish for a mirror

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but it breaks right away, and you get 7 years of bad luck.

I wish squeeze math was harder(HA!).

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but i still pass it with an A.

I wish people cared about Ness *sniff*.

 

[chibifibi]

Granted, but then everyone stops playing Smash except you.

I don't not wish not for not another wish, not.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Not granted.

I wish for a Cold One.

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but now you're frozen in a block of ice.

i wish for a 5.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but its a 17.

I wish for a medium coke and an order of large fries. To go, please.