Wish Corruptor

[Sensai]

Granted. Just like that.

I wish everyone would give me a whole bunch of positive reputation.

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but i corrupt "positive" into "negative"

I wish my internet was faster.

 

[Sensai]

Granted, but then the router blows up 100 times, just like mine.

I wish my router would WORK.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted. it will work for 1 day
i wish i could mastter DDR.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but it comes at the price of your legs and fingers. At least you KNOW you are a master deep down, though. Oh, and you die.

I wish I could think of a good location.

 

[Sensai]

Granted, but it's already taken by someone like me. :-D

Wish that I could be a master at making images.

 

[Epsilon52]

Granted but yur images turn people blind.

I wish that everyone would give me rep for the banners i made them

 

[Sensai]

Granted. I already did.

I wish that my torrents would work correctly.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted. it still takes a year to download

i wish for a cat

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but it dies if u touch it.

i wish i mckillas cats wouldnt die when he touched it

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted. it dies when u **** it

i wish i understood my sig

 

[Sensai]

Granted. It turns out that the crazy git is from The Beatle's song 'I'm So Tired' and is referring to Sir Walter Raleigh. The rest of your signature is referring to Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter who was assassinated by the US government in cooperation with the cookie monstor.

I wish that there was a Super Mario RPG sequel in the works, and that it has nothing to do with Paper Mario.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but you never can play it.

I wish you guys wouldn't always post your sig. Seriously, you're 7 for 7 on this page .

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but it alwasy shows up for you

i wish ppl wouldnt complain about other ppl's sigs

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted. now they complain about avatars

i wish for a custom avatar

 

[Sensai]

Granted, but it costs you your soul.

I wish that I could make it so that I automatically take sigs off in 'forum game' rooms.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, and everyone praises you as a hero.

I wish I had thought of wishing for that first.

 

[Epsilon52]

granted but it causes the downfal of earth adn eevyrone blamnes you

i wish a mod would lock this thread

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, corrupt "lock" to "sticky."

I wish *mumbling*

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but *mumbling*

I wish I was somewhere over the rainbow.

 

[Wave⁂]

Granted, but now you're falling at an acceleration of 9.8 m/s/s straight down.

I wish 1+1=****.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.put it on your sat and you fail

i wish for DDR supernova

 

[Tera253]

you get it, but it's a letter D, another letter D, and a letter R, and they all go supernova on you, thus killing you. (I have played this game on another site)
I wish for a pie. (You know that's a good one)
~Tera253~

 

[Dragonstar101]

Granted.

Enjoy!

I wish that I didn't need sleep to live.

 

[Koori_Renchuu]

Your wish is granted but you look like your face is forever crusted with pie.

I wish I were more physically fit

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but you lose all inteligence and motor skills.

I wish you would read this wish. Do I win?

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but you still a loser

i wish for laxitive chocolate

 

[Dragonstar101]

granted. but your still constipating.

I wish I could at any time tell the best smashers in the world to come to my house so I could train with them.

 

[Tera253]

They come and totally waste you with Pichu and Mewtwo.
I wish for 2 pies! (You know that's a good one)

~Tera253~

 

[NinjaFoxX]

Granted.

Enjoy!

I wish that I didn't need to breath

 

[Wave⁂]

Granted, but now you die?

I wish for more pies than Tera253.

 

[Dragonstar101]

Granted.
But a snorlax flipped over the truck before the pies were delivered to your house.

See how full he looks.

I wish I had more than 1 rep point.

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but (a classic) your account is banned, permanetly.

I wish i had my snrlax-proof pies back.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but Snrlax-proof is also people-proof.

I wish I had thought of a better name before signing up to this site. Ugh.

 

[SSBMasterFox]

Granted, but you're name is literally "a better name".

I wish I had heat-vision.

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but now you die, and are re-incarnated into a pumpkin. Just in time to be cut up for Halloween.

I wish my pies werent people-proof.

 

[Dragonstar101]

granted. but now its moldy because it not bacteria proof.

i wish i could run as fast as C.falcon.

 

[Pablo18]

Granted But Now U Have No p3nis/vag!na

I Wish I Had A Brain

 

[Monk/Honkey/Banana]

Granted but you have brain cancer

I wish I had another sandwhich

 

[lime_backwards]

granted, but now Pop Tarts will forever remain cold in your microwave

i wish it would stop bieng expensive to live!