Wish Corruptor

[NinjaFoxX]

granted. there was spinach with e.coli in it
i wish i understood half-anime like Avatar.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, don't understand anything else, including how to breathe. You die.

I wish I didn't have spinach in my fries. How did that happen in the first place?

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but the e coli is still there ^_^

I wish for a ^_^.

 

[Sensai]

Your wish is granted and then you realize that you have no organs.

I wish Geno was in SSBM.

(great game, BTW)

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted. he sucks worse than pichu.
i wish for 10000000000000 posts

 

[Marthmaster92]

I wish for a new 2-d metroid game for the ds.
wish granted, but you will have the lowest reputation possible without any chance of getting it up.

 

[Sensai]

Wish is granted, but it's controlled completely by the touch screen and by the mic. (Nooooooooooo!)

I wish people would be more creative with their corruptions.

 

[Wave⁂]

I wish i had my organs back *gasp* *thud*

granted, but now you're stuck in Katmandu surrounded by kittens armed iwth combs.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted. they dont work

i wish for a doc poster.

 

[Sensai]

Granted, but it's Doctor Kavorkian (spelling).

I wish I were at Nirvana's candle-lit concert.

 

[Vicious Delicious]

granted, but you can't see the concert due to all the fans...

I wish I was horrible at SSBM. HA!

 

[Ronike]

I guess this one time I will be nice and not corrupt your wish. Merry Christmas!
I wish I understood that the entire year is not christmas...

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Wish granted, but only if you say haloween pwns christmas.
I wish I wished I wished a wish

 

[Sensai]

Granted. Congratulations, you wished a wish. :-D

I wish that a female Swedish supermodel moves in next door.

 

[chibifibi]

Granted but you move away the same day.

I wish the **** post hadn't entered itself somehow before I could even post what I wanted to wish.

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Granted, but now you have no edit button!

I wish Chibifibi would stop posting his sig in the Forum Game Section.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, he implodes (high fives all around)

I wish for more high fives.

 

[Sensai]

Granted, but you have no arms.

I wish that I could've been the 5th Beatle.

 

[Pustulio]

Granted, we go back in time and you become the 5th Beatle fro 10 seconds and then you are kicked out of the band and I'm invited to be the new 5th Beatle.

I wish my butt wasn't so sexy.

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but now your thumb is.

I wish my sister didnt want to go on.

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Granted, but now she is a nightcrawler.

I wish Open Season wasn't a Wifi game

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but it eats you.

I wish my organs worked.

 

[Legendary Dark Ninja]

granted, but now you have every living cancer alive...

i wish i could do the worm

 

[Sensai]

Granted, and you become a worm.

I wish Legendary Dark Ninja wasn't a worm.

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, now you are.
but wait, there's a gardener with a trowel! he cut you into--*counting* 18 parts!

I wish i didnt have every living cancer alive.

 

[Legendary Dark Ninja]

granted, but now you have no limbs

I wish that i didnt have to go to school

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, you work at McDonalds for less than minimum wage, because you never learned what that was at school.

I wish for a gun.

 

[Vicious Delicious]

Granted, but it backfires on you.

I wish post count was enabled in this room.

 

[Sensai]

Granted, but it's in reverse. For every post you do, you lose a number.

I wish that Twilight Princess will be the best game ever.

 

[Ronike]

Granted, no corruption.
I wish that my school let us create a SSBM club

 

[derfmaster]

granted, but everyone is a noob and they only use sheik.

i wish SSBB is insured to be a good game.

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but...i cant corrupt that wish. ^_^

i wish i had my limbs back.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but you have to stop undoing all of the corruptions against you. We'll always find a way to kill you. Always...*ominious music*

I wish for a snow day toworrow. And the day after that.

 

[Legendary Dark Ninja]

granted, but now you live outside for two days...nude...

i wish that the laws of physics weren't working

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, but--*floats up to ceiling*

I wish i could undo corruptions. ^_^

 

[ploogle]

granted, but so can everyone else

i wish i could wish for a wish in which i could wish for a wish with which i could wish...

 

[Sensai]

Granted, but your head explodes.

I wish that you couldn't undo corruptions, INCLUDING this one.

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but now you get a big hairy mole on your ***!

I wish my football season wasn't over.

 

[Wave⁂]

granted, you aren't able to participatre in anyay related to football.

I wish Minnesota was more interesting.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted. Just like that.

I wish people were as generous as me with corruptions.