Wish Corruptor

[Ronike]

Wish not granted.
I wish people wouldnt go into threads and say how much they hate them.

 

[Wave⁂]

Umm...Skylink, you now have to either raise my rep, or delete that post so the next person after me raises my rep.

your wish is corrupted so it isnt DEAD.

 

[Skylink]

Sorry, couldn't help it

annoying, you wished someone wouldn't give you positive rep, and nothing strange/weird/unfortunite. So you didn't get any rep, nor did any strrange weird thing happen.

^Ronikes wish: Wish granted until further notice

I wish for further notice

 

[rotinegg]

Wish granted, but it excludes skylink.
(What is this positive rep thing? can somebody explain?)
I wish somebody would give me positive rep, even though I don't know what it is.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but then everyone else de-reps you.(Rep doesn't really DO anything, its just kinda for show.)
I wish Jesus would come back.

 

[Wave⁂]

wish granted, but then he went away after staying for 2 miliseconds.

i wish Ness was GOD tier.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but there are no other characters in SSB ever and everyone blames you.

I wish for the letter"M" to be stricken from the english language.

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but, then reality falls apart because "M" is no long a letter and you recieve eternal ****ation.

I wish that I wasn't so smart.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, your head implodes.

I wish to be delivered from eternal ****ation.

 

[rotinegg]

granted, but the letter "M" comes back to use.

I wish Samus' smash missles were automatic so you could hold down side b and he would fire like a machinegun.

 

[Lt. Killjoy]

Granted, but then the rest of her moves suck and she can't beat anyone.

I wish I lived in New Hampshire.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but you have to stay in a mental institution.

I wish for a double jump.

 

[Skylink]

Granted, but you can't get off the ground.

I wish for admission to the Broom

 

[Wave⁂]

Granted, but you lose access to everywhere else.

I wish SSBB was available to the general public in USA and i that could buy one.

 

[Skylink]

Granted, but the name for the upcoming smash canges to "Melee" and the one we have been playing for 5 years is renamed "Brawl"

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but

I wish Skylink followed the rules of the game.

 

[Skylink]

Granted, but by following them and chasing them around, he broke them =)

I wish that I remembers to make a wish.

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but involves your eyelids and old finger nails.

I wish I didn't have that image in my head...

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted, now this image is in your head:

i wish i could get some good rep every now and then

 

[gigayoshi]

Granted, but since I made it so that you got it everyone plus reps me!

I wish that everyone who sees this post plus reps me.

 

[Ronike]

Granted, but everyone adds negative rep to you.
I wish that gigayoshi wouldnt neg rep me for granting his wish

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted, then i did

i wish for hentai

 

[G.Fizzle]

Granted but its Yaoi in disguise, Yaoi=gay hentai ^^

I wish I had a new fish tank

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but you have to live in it.

I wish Steve was alive.^

 

[gigayoshi]

Granted, but he is an evil zombie that wants your brain!

I wish people wouldn't post there sigs in the game room.

 

[Skywalker]

Granted, but they'll start SPAMMING this thread.

I wish I had an Oscar Mayer wiener.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

Granted but its Yaoi in disguise, Yaoi=gay hentai ^^

I wish I had a new fish tank

im tired of everyone and there yaoi

 

[gigayoshi]

I wish I had an Oscar Mayer wiener.

Don't you already have one?

I wish my wish were corrupted.

 

[3amusl0ver]

Grant: Your wish is corrupted,but it comes up in every other parralell universe.

Wish: I Wish I was a super fast, chakra using ninja. Schwaaaaaaaaa!!!

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, but everyone else does too, and you implode.

I wish for more implosions.

 

[joshisrad]

Granted; you implode.

I wish www.ownz0r.tk had more viewers.

 

[Ronike]

Granted, I look, then close and you implode (BTW, thx for the idea for new philisophical phrase Glyph, look at my sig)
I wish that I didnt have to get up earlier that 10 am on any day

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but, you fall into an endless sleep and then have an eternal nightmare about your mom's coochie.

I wish I was less of an *******.

 

[Wave⁂]

wish granted, but now you're a *****.

I wish i had 9999.99 ft for all my HRC records.

 

[Skywalker]

Granted, but you'll use Action Replay to do it.

 

[Wave⁂]

i wish i wasnt so lazy.

 

[Pustulio]

Granted but, now you can't stop moving and teh friction burns you to the third degree and more!

I wish Gatorade Rain wasn't so delicious.

 

[Wave⁂]

Granted, but now it takes ike cr@p and you have to drink it.

I wish i didnt have any 3rd degree burns,

 

[DtJ Glyphmoney]

Granted, you have 4th degree burns.

I wish I had 666 posts [/jealosy of annoying]

 

[Wave⁂]

wish granted, but now you cant post anything cause then you'll have 667.

I wish i hadnt posted this...*sobs*