Wish Corruptor

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Granted, but my wish for you is that you burn, BURN, BURNNNN!! I will not corrupt that wish for you

I wish I had a nice snack

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but it gets stolen by Scooby Doo

I wish I could convert all of the money I have on Pokemon White and send it to real life (have around 7,000,000 pokedollars)

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Granted, but pokedollars aren't a unit of money usable in the world, so it is all useless

I wish my english project was done

 

[Mypantisgone]

Granted but it's written in Jupitarian.


I wish they made another The Nightmare Before Christmas game with gameplay like The Pumpkin King.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Granted, but the game is never released
I wish I had 48 more hours left in this day

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted but you fall asleep for the rest of the day.

I wish that Waluigi is not going to be in the next smash Bros game.

 

[Parasol]

I wish that Waluigi is not going to be in the next smash Bros game.

Your wish is granted...but he will be in every other Smash Bros. thereafter.

I wish to become a successful novelist world-wide.

 

[Vox]

Granted, but your books won't become popular until you're too old to enjoy the benefits. I wish that I could be upgraded from Smash-Rookie to Master-Troll.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Granted, but you get a perma-ban for having that title
I wish I wasn't so hungry & tired

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted but now your thirsty and bored.

I wish that Pokemon Trainer keeps Squirtle, Ivysaur and Charizard

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but they get heavily debuffed.

"I wish it would rain down. down on me"

 

[SmasherMaster]

Wished granted but your inside with the doors and windows are blocked and barracked.

I wish that this wish has no backfire.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Granted, but now your wish has frontfire
I wish it was raining right now or in the morning

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's raining over here, actually, and I'm very mad at you for it.

...****!

I haven't got six pairs of hands, you know! I wish I had, but I haven't!

 

[SmasherMaster]

Wish granted but you have too cut four off.

I wish for world peace

 

[Jasou]

Granted, but there is no peace outside of the world and aliens come to destroy every planet.

I wish I had my fun happy mood on all the time, but it honestly makes me unproductive.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Wish granted but you are always unproductive.

I wish that Spongebob will be canceled.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but reruns of the show now play everyday and every hour

I wish i found my College library card already

 

[SmasherMaster]

Wish granted but you lost it against

I wish this wish is granted

 

[Jasou]

Granted, but all you other wishes will be corrupted and you'll wish you had never wished that. But then that will be corrupted as well, corruptception *thread explodes*

I wish my SoPol hw was not boring.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but now it becomes too exciting that you want more and more of it and your grades for your other classes start to drop down to an E/F

I wish season 3 of ponies started tomorrow...

 

[SmasherMaster]

Wish granted but you are now going in the past for 1 year.

I wish that somebody will grant this wish but it will have a backfire.

 

[Jasou]

Granted, but the backfire is that the wish is unbackfireable.

I wish that I had a better answer for that.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but you get banned for the answer

i wish I would stop being traded from one team to another in MLB 2012 the show (mostly all of the saves i have i get/got traded)

 

[Tacel]

Wish granted. You get to stay permanently on the worst team in the league. And you die.

I wish to become a highly successful and famous movie director.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You are widely revered as "The Next Michael Bay", and also get banned from Smashboards for restarting a dead thread.

I wish I could go back in time and tell myself 3 years ago how to avoid doing all the stupid things I've done since. (This wish is definitely not serious in any way, shape, or form)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted. You're trapped in that time period though.

Ah weesh for a piece of that bubble gum with that spiky-haired goose on the label.

 

[Tacel]

Weesh granted, but the gum lasts for a total of 30 seconds.

I wish for a less fragile laptop.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. You are now the proud owner of the Laptop+, fully decked out in state-of-the-art armor and too heavy to lift or open.

I wish for immortality.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but first you must get yourself severely injured in a fight with a TRUE immortal (my friend Brad) to prove yourself. If you're still alive, you've won!

I wish I had the urge to actually eat this candy cane that's just frickin' lying on my desk here.

Spoiler

Phew, that was close!

 

[Tacel]

Spoiler

Granted. Now you get to see everybody you love die. And then you get to love new people. And then they die too.

I wish that wasn't so harsh.

Granted. You are now out of candy canes, which are your only life source.

 

[A1lion835]

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I wish I could read minds.

 

[Tacel]

Granted, but you end up reading your own mind and you fall into a mental abyss and never return.

I wish I was a real boy.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. Your nose still grows when you tell a lie.

I wish to be the very best, like no one ever was.

 

[Luco]

Granted, that won't stop you getting eaten by your own Charizard.

I wish this thread would die so my thread can continue.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. This thread goes inactive for a few months, yours gets 10 pages of posts, and then gets locked.

I wish for one and a half wishes.

 

[Luco]

Granted, the extra half a wish can't be used until you find the other half, which so happens to be in Sweden.

I wish War Z would just own up to being a clone of Day Z.

 

[SpinDoctor]

Granted, but the fans aren't happy and burn you at the stake.

I wish Mr. Game and Watch was top tier.

 

[Luco]

Granted, he's as broken as Meta Knight and he gets banned so you can't use him in competitive play.

I wish they'd make a new DKC with K. Rool in it this time.

 

[A1lion835]

Granted. It's fan-made, though.

I wish that I could stick to my New Year's resolutions that I just this second half-heartedly drew up.