Wish Corruptor

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Granted, but now you just live in a world where everyone isn't ignorant....except you
I wish Toonami would aire until I've lived a very long (70+ years) & healthy life, It ends the minute I die.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but all the episode's are repeats

I wish upon a star

 

[Mypantisgone]

Granted,but it was dead 3000 years ago and it's already corrupted.

 

[Pyra]

I wish Mypantisgone played the game correctly.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Granted, but you lose your Mustache & can never grow it back

I wish I'd get my paycheck already

 

[Mypantisgone]

I wish Mypantisgone played the game correctly.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-:fuuu:


Granted Mudkipz,but a hobo comes out of nowhere,destroy it,and **** you by the way.



I wish there was a way to travel in space in a way as free as creating something in LBP,and that it would resist to brutal shocks and black holes.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Granted, but as you enter space you are smashed by an asteroid & you unconscience body is moved into the sun where you burn...BURN I SAY

I wish my week wasn't so busy >_>

 

[Jasou]

Granted, but every week after will be 2x as busy.

I wish .

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Granted, but since you didn't wish for anything, you lose everything

I wish I could control time

 

[Pyra]

Granted, but:
-when you stop time, everything freezes. Including air. You're either stuck, or you suffocate. Pick your poison.

-when you go forwards, you discover a lack of future which causes you to deterorate into quantum mesh.

-when you go back in time, you can't go back past when you got the powers, and you can't go forwards for the above reason.

I wish the next poster exploded. c:

 

[BirthNote]

Granted, but:
-when you stop time, everything freezes. Including air. You're either stuck, or you suffocate. Pick your poison.

-when you go forwards, you discover a lack of future which causes you to deterorate into quantum mesh.

-when you go back in time, you can't go back past when you got the powers, and you can't go forwards for the above reason.

I wish the next poster exploded. c:

GRANTED! But before I go, you're coming with me!

I wish YOU explode 5 days before I do!

 

[Mypantisgone]

Granted,but he survive and get rebuilt as a better robotic 'stache.



I wish i had the powers of a Zora.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Granted, but then are burned alived....irony huh

I wish the Wii U all the success it gets

 

[BirthNote]

Granted, but then are burned alived....irony huh

I wish the Wii U all the success it gets

Granted, but unfortunately for everyone who likes Nintendo, the success is small.

I wish I knew what the next 3D mario platformer was.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Granted, but you find out that it's a Mario Lopez video game, & not Super Mario & you will see all 480 hours of gameplay it has, twice....

I wish i wasn't sick so I could go out of state this week

 

[Jasou]

Granted, but another event occurs making you unable to go out of state.

I wish I had P4A and was good at it.... and there would be people who I can play it with.

 

[Pyra]

Granted, you now have a copy of Princess 4: Amsterdam! You're quite good at being royally drunk. You have the entire population of Amsterdam to play with!

I wish I had magical toenails.

 

[Jasou]

Granted, you now have a copy of Princess 4: Amsterdam! You're quite good at being royally drunk. You have the entire population of Amsterdam to play with!

Dam that was good, thought I had an uncorruptable wish for a bit there

Granted but they are magical because they grow extremely fast and end up growing until they weigh enough to crush your feet.

I wish I wasn't sick this weekend, so I could have had an easier time finishing my hw.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Granted, but your homework, is eaten by a crocodile right before you're able to turn it in. Yeah...

I wish Egoraptor would finish Girl Chan already...

 

[Spyro]

Granted, but now his YouTube account got suspended.

I wish I knew what to wish for...

 

[BirthNote]

Granted. You made the most amazing incorruptible wish in the history of existence...and it only benefits me!

I wish for a wallet with infinite money. In order to get the money, I open the wallet and tell it how much money I want at any given time; after telling it, the wallet kindly ejects the cash like an ATM. And only I can use it.

 

[Mypantisgone]

Granted,people need your help and since you have infinite money it's okay,but everyone in the world gives you their bills,and when asking your wallet the total amount,the galaxy get's flooded in paper.

PS:YOU are the one who ask the total amount,if it wasn't clear.


I wish his wish couldn't be corrupted so he could pay my bills later.

 

[Scinn]

Granted but the power rangers start fighting bad guys in front of your house.

I wish Gannon was s tier.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but he gets banned for being too good

I wish Zelda gets better in SSB4...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, she gets nerfed in SSB64. Somehow.

I wish I was actually intelligent.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Granted, but you then get a Brain Tumor, that needs to be removed, leaving you near brain dead, intelligence wasted....

I wish I wasn't sick with no consequences at all

 

[Claire Diviner]

Granted, but the sickness will return after 30 seconds.

I wish I was a goddess.

 

[Muhti]

Granted. But your the goddess of hell.

I wish I had free tickets to go to Turkiye (Turkey)

 

[Claire Diviner]

Granted, but they're bus tickets.

I wish I had some vanilla pudding.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but the person who was supposed to give it to you is frozen in crystal.

I wish FFXIII-2 had a better ending...

 

[Claire Diviner]

Granted: It's called "Final Fantasy XIII-3".

I wish insects never existed.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but part of the ecosystem collapses due to animals that eat bugs have nothing to eat

I wish i wouldn't need to adjust the sliders in "MLB 2012 the show"

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Granted, but the game catches fire

I wish they would include the whole teen titans in Injustice: Gods Among us

 

[Claire Diviner]

Granted, but they'll forgo the Justice League as a result.

I wish kidney stones never existed.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, many people now become infected with stone kidneys.

I wish society would stop frowning upon stuff.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Granted, but now society instead of frowning, burns everything they don't like to express themselves

I wish summer lasted 4 more weeks

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but your school/college extends into Summer next year

I wish I didn't have to change my avatar to something non-pony for when i go back to college
(being forced to...)

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Granted, but now anyone with a pony or brony-esque type avi is hunt down mercilessly
I wish someone would not grant my wish

 

[Fluttershy]

Accepted but it's still "Granted" in a sense

I wish this thread had more wishes to be corrupted...

 

[Jasou]

Granted, but then it would die because there would just be too much time devoted to posting here.

I wish someone would make a wish for me and it was uncorruptable.