Wish Corruptor

[rinisan]

Granted but you go to jail for that to spend the rest of your life.

I wish the 2 disgusting customers doing disgusting things right next to me in the store this afternoon got dismembered alive and feed to their parents.

 

[Tacel]

Granted but you are their parents.

Instead of me being in Sly Fox's body
I wish Sly Fox was inside of me.

 

[rinisan]

Granted but he destroyed you from the inside out.

I wish everybody die right now.

 

[Pyra]

Granted. Everyone dies and everyone's soul goes to the Overthere, whilst you're the only one in the Underwhere.

I wish the Sly Fox and Tacel morphbeast (I'll call you.... Slycel) had a fresh lemony scent.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted, but its farts are so bad and occur so often due to combined (extra?) intestines and only one exit that it generally cancels the lemon scent and replaces it with a disgusting yet fruity odor.
I wish there was a Mario & Luigi: Partners in Crime.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you have to pirate it to play it, and it takes a looooong time to get the rom.

I wish I had a mini lilac bush that lasts forever.

(In case you might not know, lilacs are flowers with an amazing scent, and they only last for like a week in the spring time)

 

[Pyra]

Granted. The flowers last forever. But the scent dies quickly and becomes pretty stale and nasty.

I wish I was in shape.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted, you are as fit & have the same capabilities of Captain America...

Unfortunately you are frozen in ice and no one is coming to find you.

I wish for more seasons of Top Gear.

 

[Pyra]

Granted. But you go blind and deaf.

I wish I could land a Falcon Punch for once.

 

[rinisan]

Granted but you broke your neck when landing on it.

I wish for a big warm juicy meat pie.

 

[Pyra]

Granted. It's panda meat. You go to a correctional institute for possessing it.

I wish the next Smashboards Morphbeast to be a fusion of rinisan and the next poster.

 

[rinisan]

Granted but you are banished from the earth.

I wish that happen.

 

[Pyra]

Granted, but I get to live on a more luxurious planet with not as many butthurt people.

I wish that you just realized I accidentally fused rinisan with himself, effectively creating a giga-rini.

 

[rinisan]

Granted but for 1 second and after that you suffer from a heart attack and died.

I wish ToasterBrains is not so gay.

 

[Pyra]

Granted. I never was gay.

I wish someone would write me a poem.

 

[Jasou]

There once was a fish
Who landed in a dish
Then at my poem you go pshhh
Are you sure you wanted this wish?

I wish I could work 50x faster.

 

[Pyra]

Granted. You spontaneously combust due to friction between you and the air around you while you're moving at that speed.

I wish the next person only typed in pig latin.

 

[rinisan]

Granted but only you can't see.

I wish I can eat as much meat as I want.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but then there was no more meat in the world and you had to eat vegetables for the rest of your life...

I wish i had better trigger finger that didn't push a button when pitches are balls (been playing MLB the show 2012)

 

[Pyra]

Granted. Following your next game, your hand explodes. :D

I wish people didn't always say I was ugly.

 

[rinisan]

Granted but they say you are stupid instead.

I wish they do. LOL.

 

[Pyra]

Granted, but stupid becomes the new high of intelligence and "gigadumb" becomes the new low. You're now gigadumb.

I wish someone other than rini could corrupt my wishes, all he does is insult me lol.

 

[The Dinkoman]

Granted. rinisan is a ******.

I wish for nugget sauce.

 

[rinisan]

Granted but you have to lick it frm ToasterBrains's hand.

I wish I can see that...

 

[Pyra]

Granted. We enjoy it, you go blind.

I wish I was still asleep. Not dead, but asleep.

 

[Jasou]

Granted, but you cannot wake up again and your body is used for un needed medical experiments for a crazy scientist.

I wish i'd wake up faster without my coffee.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Your Wish is Granted, but....You will never sleep again
I wish my wish would not be corrupted

 

[rinisan]

Granted, LOL, but you can never make wish again.

I wish no one can corrupt my wish.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Wish Granted, but you wasted your wish bro
I wish that nobody in this thread can grant a wish & include "but" in that same sentence

 

[rinisan]

Granted, however, the thread got locked.

I wish I got eagle's vision.

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

Granted, but you now have a worms body

I wish this was the last post in this thread

 

[rinisan]

Granted but this was your last day on earth, too.

I wish I have my own country.

 

[Mypantisgone]

Granted,but you are alone forever.


I wish this wish is perfect.Like nothing can turn wrong.EVAH.

 

[rinisan]

Granted but you are turned into a frog.

I wish I have the power of the universe.

 

[Mypantisgone]

Granted,the Universe never moves.


I wish i had a complete collection of anything "The Nightmare Before Christmas" related.

 

[rinisan]

Granted,the Universe never moves.


I wish i had a complete collection of anything "The Nightmare Before Christmas" related.

I don't know what that means...

 

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

I wish you'd make a wish

 

[Mari]

Granted!...I got nothing.

I wish I had Sonic Generations for the wii.

 

[rinisan]

Granted but you never got the time to play it.

I wish the 2 people doing disgusting things on the street when I was on my way home today get cut open in the front and fed to pesticides alive!

 

[Mari]

Uhhhh... Wish denied...

I wish I could find the time to Play Sonic Generations.