Wish Corruptor

[Spyro]

Granted, but it's not the kind of sandwich you want.

I wish I had a car.

 

[ThunderBird2678]

Granted, but it's not the kind of sandwich you want.

I wish I had a car.

Granted, but you'll have to get it from the junkyard yourself.

I wish I won $999,999,999,999,999,999.00 at Casino Niagra.

 

[Claire Diviner]

Granted, but taxes will leave you with only $1.

I wish for my body to be indestructible.

 

[ThunderBird2678]

Granted, but taxes will leave you with only $1.

I wish for my body to be indestructible.

Granted, but your life will be instantly destructed.

I wish there was a PS3 emulator.

 

[Spyro]

Granted, but there is so much lag when you try to play it.

I wish I had a PS3.

 

[ThunderBird2678]

Granted, but there is so much lag when you try to play it.

I wish I had a PS3.

Granted, but I stold it from you imediattly.

I wish all the Final Fantasy games were avalible on PC.

 

[rinisan]

Jeez, hot guys r hot in appearance that's common sense...

Granted but due to too many pirate problems, the company closed down.

I wish I can customize all brawl characters and even make them look like myself!

 

[Claire Diviner]

Jeez, hot guys r hot in appearance that's common sense...

What part of "Wish Corruption" don't you get?

I wish I can customize all brawl characters and even make them look like myself!

Granted, but the game will always crash upon start-up.

I wish to own Superman's Fortress of Solitude.

 

[rinisan]

........no comment.
Granted but u got killed by super villains.

I wish I can play brawl in a virtual game system.

 

[ThunderBird2678]

You can! PM me and I'll tell you how.

I wish I could build a working Lightsaber.

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I wish I can customize all brawl characters and even make them look like myself!

Dude, check "Brawl Workshop General" in the "General Brawl Disscusion" fourms or PM me.

Granted, but the game will always crash upon start-up.

Sometimes it does.

What part of Wish Corruptor don't you understand?

You know, Rinisan, he has a point.

 

[rinisan]

PMed......

 

[Spyro]

I wish I could build a working Lightsaber.

Granted, but it's only a toy.

I wish rinisan would remember to leave a wish after the post.

 

[ThunderBird2678]

Granted, but it's only a toy.

I wish rinisan would remember to leave a wish after the post.

Granted, but he edited it out just to troll you.

I wish I could get 100m in QWOP. (Google it if you don't know what I mean).

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Spyro, you did notice I specificaly said working lightsaber, Right?

 

[rinisan]

Granted but in 50 yrs.

I wish I'm free to kill whoever I hate.

 

[Muhti]

Granted but the person you hate the most will be handcuffed to you with no key.

I wish for World Peace :D

 

[rinisan]

So what? I can cut off their hands...

 

[Muhti]

.....huh?

I wish for a pony, like the one I asked for from Santa years ago!

 

[Jasou]

Granted, but it's a really mean pony that likes to kick people.

I wish I didn't have to study and still got good grades.

 

[rinisan]

Granted but you got no friend.

I wish the earth stops turning.

 

[Jasou]

Granted, but upon the stop of it's turning we are all sent flying in speeds that would kill every human being. (it's actually what would happen if it did)

I wish I didn't have to study and work for free every weekday this summer for 6 hours.

 

[rinisan]

Granted but you gotta stay home all the time with no internet no tv nothing.

I　wish I'm not such a nerd...

 

[Jasou]

Granted, but then your a geek.

I wish for a fish.

 

[ThunderBird2678]

Granted, but it was caught near a Nuclear Power Plant so the radiation on it will poision you once you eat it.

I wish for an unexploded nuclear bomb.

 

[Vox]

Granted, but you are immediately imprisoned for life upon receiving it due to suspicions of potential terroristic activity.

I wish for cable internet.

 

[Claire Diviner]

Granted, but your bandwidth has a 1GB-per-month limit.

I wish my body was immune to the aging process.

 

[rinisan]

Granted but you got only 10 mins to live.

I wish gross people on the bus at night, especially those in front of me, got chopped into chunks alive!

 

[Pachinkosam]

Granted
i have a gun what to do with it.

 

[leafshadow]

granted you get nothing

I wish for pie with no repercussions whatsoever

 

[rinisan]

That's logically impossible...

 

[Jasou]

Grante.... *shot*

I wish I could go to the past and not get stuck there or die.

 

[rinisan]

Granted but you have to eat up 100 Italian sausages within 10 mins.

I wish I can see that.

 

[Jasou]

Granted but I end up throwing them up at you.

I wish for nothing.

 

[Claire Diviner]

Granted, but your existence will become nothingness.

I wish I could throw punches with the blazing heat of Captain Falcon's Falcon Punch, the ferocity of Shao Khan's elbow, and the tyranny of the Boot of Stalin.

 

[rinisan]

Granted but you sacrificed your vision for that and now your blind.

I wish SSBB's characters can be created and customized like the ones in MMORPG.

 

[Claire Diviner]

Granted, but it's only a single player game.

I wish I could own a replica of the White Star Line's RMS Titanic.

 

[BirthNote]

Granted, but it costs you EVERYTHING you own and ever will own.

I wish I could read Sakurai's mind.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted, but all you hear is how much he is gonna buff Meta Knight and nerf everyone else for Smash4.
I wish Ganondorf actually had a positive matchup in brawl.

 

[BirthNote]

Granted, but Ganondorf's the only playable character.

I wish I didn't lol at how my last wish was granted.

 

[Tacel]

Granted, but now you have a horrible sense of humor.

I wish I could sleep with my contacts in without things going horribly wrong.

 

[rinisan]

Granted but you will never wake up

I wish bacon leaves are real and I can eat them as much as I want!