Wish Corruptor

[waddaboutaflamethrower]

... i messed up because someone posted b4 me

i hate ninjas

 

[rinisan]

Granted but u can only bend your only blood...

I wish my body temperature can adjust itself to the environment temperature....

 

[waddaboutaflamethrower]

granted, it's 900 degrees outside and you're the only survivor

i wish for melee texture hacking advice

 

[rinisan]

Granted but by the time you got one, nobody play the game anymore...

I wish I can breath and open my eyes in the water

 

[waddaboutaflamethrower]

granted, you choke to death on an uninflated pool toy

i wish people will play melee again

 

[rinisan]

Granted but nobody play with you...

I wish I can tell the future

 

[Muhti]

Granted but will forget everything and will learn nothing of the past.

I wish I had a real life Luigi and Dimentio with me XD

 

[rinisan]

Granted but they are planning to kill you

I wish I can control people's mind

 

[Spyro]

Granted but you'll suffer extreme pain any time you use the power.

I wish I had an SD card with Project M on it.

 

[rinisan]

Granted but the card's totally damaged

I wish I can kill anyone I hate with my mind

 

[BirthNote]

Granted, but you hate yourself.

I wish the Crash Bandicoot series was good again.

 

[rinisan]

Granted but you have no time no way to watch it.

I wish I have no weakness

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted, but exchange all of your defensive stats are paper thin.
I wish for a hat.

 

[Spyro]

Granted, but it's too small.

I wish I had less trouble sleeping.

 

[rinisan]

Granted but you got more troubles in digesting.

I wish when I die, the world ends.

 

[Claire Diviner]

Granted, but it's Kepler-22b that ends.

I wish to be a pretty woman.

 

[rinisan]

Granted but a dead one.

I wish I'm a super handsome guy with six packs.

 

[Claire Diviner]

Granted, but only male silverback gorillas will find you attractive.

I wish for 1 million dollars in my bank account.

 

[rinisan]

Well...at least they are male...(Wait, what?) lolz


Granted but you don't have the password!

I wish I don't have to pay tax whenever I go.

 

[Pachinkosam]

granted
i wish i can get premium oh i do have premium obv.

 

[rinisan]

I wish I can change my username .

 

[Richard 89]

granted your username is now wishwannabe but you have no access to change it

i wish to have my username in a cyan color.

 

[Pachinkosam]

granted but theres no such thing as a cyan color.

 

[rinisan]

i wish DtJ v3nom gets banned for noting posting any wish after he granted the wish of the person above him...

 

[Pachinkosam]

wish never granted obv.

 

[ThunderBird2678]

I wish someone will post another decent wish

 

[Claire Diviner]

Granted, but it will include a troll face.

I wish to have my own country in the middle of the mid-Atlantic Ocean the size of Texas.

 

[ThunderBird2678]

Granted, but it will include a troll face.

I wish to have my own country in the middle of the mid-Atlantic Ocean the size of Texas.

Granted, but I didn't account for the fact that rising sea levels will soon flood it.

I wish I could reset the world.

 

[rinisan]

Granted but u died of it.

I wish the board let us to kill people who didn't make a with in this thread as many as we want...

 

[Claire Diviner]

Wish cannot be granted due to difficulty of understanding sentence structure and grammar.

I wish I could speak, read, write, and understand multiple languages fluently.

 

[Spyro]

Granted, but they are languages that are not commonly spoken anymore.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Claire Diviner]

Granted, but advanced alien worlds will declare war on Earth.

I wish to have psychokinetic powers.

 

[rinisan]

Granted but you got turned into a psycho and isolated in mental hospital.

I wish I got 10 hot guys as my private servants.

 

[Claire Diviner]

Granted, but they're ugly and it's their bodies that are hot to the touch temperature-wise.

I wish to be able to survive in the vacuum of space.

 

[ThunderBird2678]

Granted, but you can only survive in the unreachable outer parts of space you can't even get to.

I wish my classmates weren't so troll.

 

[rinisan]

Hey! How can hot guys be ugly???

 

[Claire Diviner]

Granted, but you can only survive in the unreachable outer parts of space you can't even get to.

I wish my classmates weren't so troll.

Granted, but your teacher will troll worse than your classmates did.

Hey! How can hot guys be ugly???

When I granted the wish, I made the guys hot not in appearance, but in temperature, so touching them would burn you.

 

[ThunderBird2678]

I wish people will remember to post wishes at the end of their posts.

 

[Pachinkosam]

granted
i wish i can fly like superman.

 

[Claire Diviner]

Granted, but you can only fly 2 feet off the ground.

I wish I had a sandwich from Subway right now.