Wish Corruptor

[Link2thelost90]

Granted the new wish is to make it and the previous wish never existed, therefore neither wish ever existed and you got absolutely nothing.
I wish I got a cape everytime I picked up a feather.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Granted, but feathers will always slip out of your hand.

i wish I had super-powers.

 

[MrBananaMan]

Granted, but your only superpower was X-ray vision.
I wish the SkipDoctor didn't break my Brawl disk.

 

[DtJ S2n]

Granted, he broke your hands instead. Just wait until they make a control for feet I guess.
I wish Halloween lasted longer. I like dressing up .

 

[Le vieux lapin]

Granted, but your costumes light on fire when put on.

I wish I saw the signs.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, they're hand signs, because you are now deaf.

I wish to return to the Forom Geymz.

 

[Jasou]

Granted but non of them will update after this post, so you will have no one to play with.

I wish I could play melee like Dr.PeePee

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted you play like Dr. Peepee...when he sandbags.
I wish could ride on a cloud.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it stops holding you once you get up to the other stars in the sky.

I wish I could find my Gamecube.

 

[Jasou]

Granted, but it's broken and will be unusable.

I wish I was a fish.

 

[leafshadow]

Granted but you get eaten

I wish that I was Invincible

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but you still perpetually fall down a bottomless pit.

I wish for a fish-sized elephant carrying a telephone.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted the telephone doesn't even work and the elephant is made out of chocolate.
I wish I had a pet turkey that I would take care off but latter betray close to Thanksgiving.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it comes back to haunt you, along with a bunch of poultrygeist... Talk about fowl play. You better not chicken out, or you'll be all cooped up and surrounded by chickens... They'll peck you all the way to Turkey!

I wish I wasn't so corny just now.

 

[Suntan Luigi]

Granted, instead you are now actual corn.

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.

 

[Kantrip]

Granted, but the reason it can't be corrupted is because it is already at maximum corruptness.

I wish for quick-edits.

 

[Shorts]

Granted, but your posts will always be quickly ignored.

I wish to take the red pill, not the blue one.

 

[Loxo]

Granted, but the red pill is poison.
I wish that Christmas would come sooner.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted but you still don't get any presents till December.
I wish I had a penguin in a tuxedo.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Granted, but it has a stain.

I wish for asians to have the ability to drive... Well.

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

Granted they drive the gas wells in Texas causing an explosion that annihilates the entire state.

I wish time went a little slower.

 

[Jasou]

Granted but you have nothing to do.
I wish I could get homework done faster.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

granted, but at the cost of getting the answers on your HW wrong.

i wish I got good grades.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Granted, you get good grades in failure.

I wish that websites cannot go down.

 

[Jasou]

Granted, but you get bored of the internet.... somehow.

I wish I could play video games and talk on skype at the same time, while playing well.

 

[Scinn]

Granted but your game takes forever to load and you can't understand what the people on skype are saying because it's all fuzzy sounding for some reason.

I wish I didn't have ADHD.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Granted, now you have Aspergers.

I wish that the sky would be bluer.

 

[Jasou]

Granted, but you end being distracted by things that even distract non ADHD people.

I wish I wasn't so hyper compulsive so I could play mmos again. (I quit them on my own will for school )

 

[Scinn]

Granted, now you have Aspergers.

I wish that the sky would be bluer.

I have that too. <.<

Granted but you suck hard at the mmos

I wish I was pro at cod and still had friends and a life.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Granted, you're a fisher now!

I wish that the weather here would be clear more often, and that other natural disasters that doesn't happen in my area wouldn't sudden interfere it.

 

[Zzuxon]

Granted, but the leftover natural disasters kill everyone in the african country of cote d'ivoire.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

I wish people would stop forgetting to wish.

 

[Jasou]

Granted, but they make wishes that are too hard to corrupt.

I wish I could think of a good wish. (not sure if this has been said before)

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Granted, but then you forgot about it again, in a continuous loop.

I wish that I was immune to annoyances.

 

[10 brave kirbys]

your wish is granted but you will not be immute to ultra or minor annoyaces

i wish i had a never ending smashball stash

 

[Jasou]

Granted, but your banned from everywhere you go because it's an item.

I wish I could play my best at melee all the time. (maybe I'm just not very competitive....)

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Granted, but your game broke and your parents won't buy any more of it.

I wish to know everyone's ages.

 

[Jasou]

Granted, but your game broke and your parents won't buy any more of it.

I have to buy my own games most of the time anyways, :/

Granted, but you always forget everything else.

I wish I could speak Indonesian to talk to my friends from the internet who live there.

 

[10 brave kirbys]

granted but your voice box is destroyed so you can't talk

i wish i was half kirby half human

 

[alex6309]

Granted but you're color is permanently that of a soccer ball and you're permanently ball (Ability) kirby so people keep mistaking you for a ball and you constantly get kicked around untill a scientist disects you and turns you back to a normal person.

I wish that when I play on Shadow moses Island that Metal Gear REX comes out and launches a nuke and destroys everyone and the match suddenly ends with Liquid Snake(He's operating REX) as the winner.