Wish Corruptor

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but it not really fun

i wish i had a twinkie

 

[Digamma]

Granted but when you go to eat it, it bites you back.

I wish I had a Vente Double Mocha Frappuchino. Mmmm....

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but the fat goes straight to your head

i wish i could crack open safes.

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Your wish is granted, but you get nothing from the safes.

I wish the Nintendo Revolution came earlier.

 

[Mangix]

granted, but the games don't come out earlier. So your stuck with a revolutiona and no games to pllay

i wish i was able to play Warcraft 3 again...

 

[Bahamut]

Granted, but it's on a computer with a Pentium II processor and 32 MB of RAM, so your game runs at about 1 frame/second.

I wish Sprint wasn't such a crappy cell phone company.

 

[Digamma]

granted, Sprint becomes amazing and all the other companies become obsolete. Sprint becomes a global superpower and eventually the owner become King of Earth. He is a republican. HAPPY NOW!?

I wish my computer had a Pentium 5 processor.

 

[Dibs]

Granted, but your computer is from the 80's..... Fun.

I wish I never saw Ronald McDonald again.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.this happens because you go blind

i wish i knew what i wanted not to wish for

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but you can't make another wish.

I wish I had a working original Nintendo system with games I want.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but you have nothing to play it with. Have fun staring at your collection.

I wish I Day 1 of Mafia would end sooner- it's been going on for about four days now.

 

[Eternal Smasher]

Granted, but when it ends, uh...the world explodes! Yeah.

I wish I had a billion real dollars, with a well-stocked Wal-Mart to spend it in.

 

[rezz]

Granted, but all it sells is barby toys

i wish that i had a high rep

 

[Uncle Meat]

Granted, but rep is useless.

I wish I had a high rep.

 

[MARIOWNAGE]

granted, but no one cares about your high rep
i wish i had a wavebird

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but your hands are too small to reach the buttons

i wish there was someone to challenge in alabama.

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but he is too good a player.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

 

[Rici]

You wish has been granted, but after 5 minutes in the water you get caught by a fisherman, he decides to keep you for dinner.

I wish I wish I nothing goes wrong with this wish...

 

[Dibs]

granted....... you've just wasted your wish. on wishing nothing goes wrong with wishing..

I wish my scab would heal.

 

[MARIOWNAGE]

granted but you trip and your cut rips open again, bigger and stronger then before AHAHAHAAHA!!!!
i wish marth wasn't so gay

 

[DoH]

granted, but roy comes and buttsexes you out of spite.

i wish i could win american idol.

 

[Dibs]

granted, but you're never heard from again....

I wish I wasn't bored.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but you're dead instead.

I wish I win the coming tourney.

 

[Armygeddon Bomb]

Granted, but you don't get anything.

I wish George Bush wasn't such a baby.

 

[camo-man]

There never was a prize anyways. It is a for fun tournament. Just want to make a name for myself in Burnaby. And your wish is granted. Now, he that he's a man, he's not afraid to nuke his enemies. (Thanks a lot. )

I wish that my computer would stop lagging.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but then it blos up and you die lolz.

i wish the warped tour was earlier.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but it doesn't come near you.

I wish my order from Amazon would come soon. It said 24 hour shipping.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

it dont come come by me anyway

granted.but its broken into little peices

i wish i could download from bittorent.com.

 

[Mangix]

granted, but the dl speed is 12b/s

I wish mc-killa would stop posting in this thread so much

 

[Darth Wedel]

granted, but you lose you eyesight and therefore it doesn't really make a difference.

i wish i get less homework

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but do you like projects, cuz you get a boatload of them.

I wish SP Mafia would hurry up and finish Day 1!!!! Going on for two weeks now!!!

 

[Digamma]

Granted, but day 2 lasts twice as long.

I wish I had some REALLY comfortable shoes...

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but they're all you have!

I wish I had AR and AR skillz.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but ARs are made liiegal ant then you get arested and put in jail 4 life

i wish people didint care that i post in olny this forum game besides battle of the pics.

 

[camo-man]

Granted, but no one cares about you at all and you're ignored for eternity...

I wish I become the best SSBR player in the world!!!

 

[Drab Emordnilap]

Granted, but due to your complete and utter ownage of the game, none of your friends will play with you, and you're banned from all tournaments.

I wish my left shoelace was light pink.

 

[Dibs]

Granted, but you're allergic to light pink.

I wish I could find a hat that fits me.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but it biteds your heead off"stand clear for the next zombie" YaY

i wish i didint have to go 2 science class next

 

[Pustulio]

your wish has been granted but, now your math teacher will eat you headfirst!


I wish that I could get my true love to go out with me.

 

[NinjaFoxX]

granted.but she later dumps you and goes with me

i wish my brother would give me his pringles