Wish Corruptor

[KillerJawz]

Granted, you fly right into an aeroplane and are instantly killed.

I wish I had more games for my 360.

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Granted, they are all of the disks are 3/4ths eaten by coyotes.

I wish a pumpkin could whisper in Italian.

 

[PSIQuasi]

Granted, but it convinces the whole nation of Italy to develop nuclear weapons and start a nuclear holocaust at the very location where your home is.

I wish my sentences weren't as long as my previous sentence.

 

[CloudChaser071]

Granted. You go so far that you get to zero words..

...siht ekil gnipyt trats neht dnA

I wish I made sense.

 

[-_skinny_-]

granted, but no one cares (wow that sounded jerkish sorry lol)

i wish everything i touched tasted delicious

 

[soju]

Granted, you touch yourself and get eaten by pidgeons and squirrels. I wish ken played melee again

 

[-_skinny_-]

granted, he only plays master hand

i wish my wii was hacked

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

Granted, but the data's been corrupted.

I wish for stomachache cure.

 

[-_skinny_-]

granted, you now have herpes

i wish i cld think of a wish to wish

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted, but you're cursed to thinking that for the rest of your life.

I wish I could be a robot like M2K. =(

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

Granted but you get a system error

I wish that somewere on this forums there is an other bakemonogatari fan or even a darker than black (that show is awesome!) fan.

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted, but you find out they know nothing about, therefore annoying you into a rage where you kill them.

I wish that I could live the rest of the week knowing it'll get better.

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

Granted, but the next week involves nails, blood, a whip, whipped cream, Monster energy drink, a mirror, a sex maniac, super glue, an ex-best friend, and Twilight. (wrap your mind around that)

I wish I lived in the U.S.

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

Granted, You are an illegal imigrant.


I wish WINE started working.

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted, but it then screws up within the next 2 minutes, never to work again.

I wish that I could Moonwalk irl like Falcon can in Smash..

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Granted, but Michael Jackson must molest you at least three times before you can do it.

I wish I had me some cannabis.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but CSI Miami hunts you down and locks you up... For whatever reason.


I wish I could
*sunglasses*
think of some joke here.

 

[SuperMetroid44]

Your wish is granted, but the joke sucks.

I wish I can dance House.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but House dances better.

I wish the 2000+ post title (Smash Champion) sounded as cool as Smash Lord (the 1000+ title).

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Granted, but Smash Lord changed to Smash Queer, to lessen its coolness.

I wish to lose my virginity.

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, you lose your other virginity, the one which I doubt you were talking about, in a horrible ****..

I wish one-way roads wouldn't exist, they're only making lives more difficult.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Granted, they go both ways. They're still one road. It's all about who dodges whom.

I wish for a nice bowl of cereal.

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted, it gets soggy after the first bite.

I wish for a better controller that'll never break. =D

 

[Jonkku]

Granted, but it's for Atari 2600.

I wish reality would look more like the paintings of Dalí.

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted, but it smears and reality fades away.

I wish for a better computer at home. D:

 

[Akiak]

Granted, but it's a Linux.

I wish to have the job of my dreams.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Granted, but you work alongside Squidward from Spongebob.

I wish my family jewels were bigger.

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

Granted but then a theif steals them.

I wish people were more literal.

 

[The Cutting Edge]

Granted but you take them more serious than they really are, causing you to infuriate forever. >__>;

I wish for a dollar.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Granted, the dollar is then blown away by wind.

I wish for useless objects.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, they're so useless you leave them on the floor, causing you to trip on them a week later and fall out a 10th story window.

I wish to have that hat.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Granted, but instead of looking cool, you look gay.

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted.

 

[Feocart]

Granted, you are very original and everyone praises you for doing something that obviously hasn't been done before.

I wish my pet fish didn't crave the taste of humans.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Granted. It now craves the taste of fish, making it eat itself.

I wish for a plaque for coming up with such an original wish.

 

[Feocart]

Granted, it kills everyone at BP, wait, what?

I wish to understand something.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Granted, but it's Latin.

I wish for a purpose in life.

 

[Feocart]

Granted, you scrap semen off of the chairs of a porno theatre.

I wish bubble gum had a new and powerful flavor, in which I give to my aunt as a present.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

There are still porno theatres? Didn't they go out of buisness when the internet was invented?

Granted, but it's nuke flavor, blowing her up.

I wish for the most amazing experience ever dreamed of.

 

[Feocart]

There are still porno theatres? Didn't they go out of buisness when the internet was invented?

Yep.

Granted, you get 4-stocked by Mew2King. (lucky)

I wish I was an annoying orange.

 

[-_skinny_-]

granted, ur wish corrupted itself

i wish i ddnt haf to go to jail