Why Melee is much better then Brawl.

[Disco Ninja Monkey]

Amazing.
Can no one sense sarcasm anymore?

 

[ClickOnTheLink]

 

[soviet prince]

I thought this was going to be a Educated post.

Then i saw some thing like this

No wavedash in Brawl=Brawl Sucks

I really gotta give you a ridley Face palm Or better yet a Wolf Middle Finger

no a game and watch bird lol

 

[pwnzorz]

this should be locked right about 3 pages ago.
lot of troll feeding.

 

[Whiteface]

POST!!!!!!

Cuz I couldn't think of a freaking thing worth arguing about here

 

[S_K_S_K]

lawl at people taking this serious

 

[PrettyGoodYear]

OMGZ why is everyone posting like this?

Jokes are not serious, jokes are funny because they're meant to have humor, and jokes are not meant to be read seriously either people should stop reading the thread title and acting outraged or just stop coming toSmashboards at all.

Oh look! Irony!

 

[Big Burn]

i think it wasn't taken seriously at first but then it elevated into a serious discussion...it seems the first post is just disregarded now

 

[raymanbud714]

i looool'd

 

[Firebert]

This is the greatest joke topic I have ever read.

 

[SN3S]

*Wavedashes into thread, while reading the OP*
*Wavedashes back out, laughing*

I've got 8 more days to enjoy it, so ****it I will!

 

[SinisterLizard]

"Than," not "then."

 

[25%Cotton]

So alot of people are excited for Brawl, huh? Well you shouldn't be. It's totally inferior to Melee. I haven't even played and I know this!!

I stopped reading there.



then I had to move my eyes downwards two lines to read the next block of text and i laughed a bit ^_^.

but seriously, the funniest part about this thread are people that said "i stopped reading as soon as i read that".

 

[Iboid]

This was so predictable.

And it's a bad attempt at being funny.

 

[Miharu]

So alot of people are excited for Brawl, huh? Well you shouldn't be. It's totally inferior to Melee. I haven't even played and I know this!!

You see Melee had wavedashing and Brawl doesn't have wavedashing making the ability to wavedash impossible and Melee gives you the ability to wavedash which allows you to wavedash unlike Brawl which doesn't let you wavedash because of no wavedash. You see the wavedash exists in Melee because of the wavedash and wavedashing would let you wavedash across the stage by wavedashing unlike in Brawl where you can't wavedash because of the fact that wavedashing no longer exists due to lack of wavedash meaning you cannot wavedash in Brawl because of no wavedash.

This truly is an awful game.

Guys.

Don't feed the trolls. Let them die in peace.

 

[Mx7f]

Guys.

Don't feed the trolls. Let them die in peace.

Unfortunately, so long as people misinterpret satire, trolls are immortal.

 

[X Megadragon]

Wavedashing? So what, there's so many new techniques in Brawl too. It's fine by me that Wavedashing is gone, since EVERYONE lost it, so it's still fair.

 

[Zankoku]

I hope the sense of humor never dies in the world, because it certainly has in this thread

 

[Demon Kirby]

To anyone who has taken this seriously at least one bit:

 

[Chro]

Whoosh!

10.

 

[blooagga]

Omg Ur An Idiot! U Forgot To Capitalize "much" In Your Title!

 

[Gindler]

Aw boo hoo, back to basics? that's the worst!

I enjoy the lack of wavedashing, whenever I see pro's playing and the wavedash on the opposite sides of the field for 30 seconds before attacking eachother it's pretty annoying but now with the lack of the wavedash maybe real fighting will be back. combos and smash attacks can finally rejoice and maybe we'll see more than the same 3 characters (fox, falco, marth) in finals at some of the big tourneys.

 

[Kirbykrew]

We Just needed to have wavedashing to wavedash but Brawl doesn't have wavedashing so no wavedash will happen.

6/10 for the Joke topic.

 

[Darkslash]

So alot of people are excited for Brawl, huh? Well you shouldn't be. It's totally inferior to Melee. I haven't even played and I know this!!

You see Melee had wavedashing and Brawl doesn't have wavedashing making the ability to wavedash impossible and Melee gives you the ability to wavedash which allows you to wavedash unlike Brawl which doesn't let you wavedash because of no wavedash. You see the wavedash exists in Melee because of the wavedash and wavedashing would let you wavedash across the stage by wavedashing unlike in Brawl where you can't wavedash because of the fact that wavedashing no longer exists due to lack of wavedash meaning you cannot wavedash in Brawl because of no wavedash.

This truly is an awful game.

sorry i just couldn't help it

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

The oblivious reactions to this thread are far funnier than the lame original post.

I hear that. It's whats keeping this thread alive.

 

[Xengri]

I meant to click the thread above this....

I get the joke (not very funny but whatever).
My question is, why do people believe Wavedashing is more important then L-canceling?

 

[Firebert]

I meant to click the thread above this....

I get the joke (not very funny but whatever).
My question is, why do people believe Wavedashing is more important then L-canceling?

Because, sadly, it's more well-known. I actually prefer L-canceling.

 

[Azzizaz]

Meh, okay humor I guess.

 

[Darkslash]

Well I really just love the reactions lol

I guess to some people they will take this seriously

 

[Generic Dude]

Only becuz the game doesnt have Wavedashing you think you should throw this game in the Trash Bin..

Yawn.

lol 10char

 

[zeldamaster2006]

I was about to flame the **** out of you after reading the title and the first paragraph, but it's one of these threads that are true but not that funny.

 

[Valdens]

Funny how half the people posting here don't realize it was a joke.

 

[Darkslash]

I know it's a joke. I just love posting stuff like this

 

[GKirby]

Yes, having never read a book before, the internet is also my first exposure to the written word and skills like reading comprehension based on context and word choice. It's so hard!

I beg to differ >.> I just don't understand sarcasm. If you say something sarcastic, i'll take it seriously. I read books and have alot of exposure to written words and skills like reading comprehension. BUT again, sarcasm is unknown to me. Wait, was that sarcastic?

 

[Flaming Dragon Wang]

I find it funny that you guys make fun of Gamefaqs for being stupid, when the majority of the posters in an eight-page topic cannot recognize the most basic form of sarcasm.

It's funny how hilariously dense you guys are.

 

[NotaModerator]

if i, for some crazy reason, WERE actually a moderator, i would lock this useless thread full of fail.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

I find it funny that you guys make fun of Gamefaqs for being stupid, when the majority of the posters in an eight-page topic cannot recognize the most basic form of sarcasm.

It's funny how hilariously dense you guys are.

Sometimes you're so used to n00bish threads, that you can't tell who's being sarcastic and who's being annoying. >.<

 

[Darkslash]

I find it funny that you guys make fun of Gamefaqs for being stupid, when the majority of the posters in an eight-page topic cannot recognize the most basic form of sarcasm.

It's funny how hilariously dense you guys are.

True,True.

But the scary thing is....what if he isn't joking?

 

[D20]

Melee is a better competitive game.
Brawl is a better party game.

End of discussion.

 

[Desu.]

Ok.




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