Why Melee is much better then Brawl.

[hippochinfat!!]

So alot of people are excited for Brawl, huh? Well you shouldn't be. It's totally inferior to Melee. I haven't even played and I know this!!

You see Melee had wavedashing and Brawl doesn't have wavedashing making the ability to wavedash impossible and Melee gives you the ability to wavedash which allows you to wavedash unlike Brawl which doesn't let you wavedash because of no wavedash. You see the wavedash exists in Melee because of the wavedash and wavedashing would let you wavedash across the stage by wavedashing unlike in Brawl where you can't wavedash because of the fact that wavedashing no longer exists due to lack of wavedash meaning you cannot wavedash in Brawl because of no wavedash.

This truly is an awful game.

 

[Flaming Dragon Wang]

Lame attempt at humor is lame.

 

[worm]

How stupid for someone to bash Brawl before even trying it.

The correct word to use in this case is "than", not "then".

 

[Hylian]

8/10.

Made me laugh.

 

[Mazui]

Only becuz the game doesnt have Wavedashing you think you should throw this game in the Trash Bin..

Yawn.

 

[FishkeeperTimmay!]

Bahahahahahaha, thats priceless.

Sadly, thats the attitude of many players nowadays...

 

[Eaode]

I lol'd

Sadly, thats the attitude of many players nowadays...

No, its not.

 

[iron blade]

4/10. It made me laugh and mad at the same time. If this was an actual rant, it would be completely invalid.

 

[FishkeeperTimmay!]

Anyone who doesn't appreciate the humour of this post, I feel sorry for.

 

[Sl1th]

This is suuuuuuper lame

 

[Darkslash]

So alot of people are excited for Brawl, huh? Well you shouldn't be. It's totally inferior to Melee. I haven't even played and I know this!!

You see Melee had wavedashing and Brawl doesn't have wavedashing making the ability to wavedash impossible and Melee gives you the ability to wavedash which allows you to wavedash unlike Brawl which doesn't let you wavedash because of no wavedash. You see the wavedash exists in Melee because of the wavedash and wavedashing would let you wavedash across the stage by wavedashing unlike in Brawl where you can't wavedash because of the fact that wavedashing no longer exists due to lack of wavedash meaning you cannot wavedash in Brawl because of no wavedash.

This truly is an awful game.

I thought this was going to be a Educated post.

Then i saw some thing like this

No wavedash in Brawl=Brawl Sucks

I really gotta give you a ridley Face palm Or better yet a Wolf Middle Finger

 

[Eggm]

If he wasn't joking then, as some one whose had the game for about 2 and 1/2 weeks agrees with him wholeheartedly.

 

[Umm The Hobo]

I cant believe how many peoples sarcasm detectors are broken!!!

 

[Zankoku]

Quite to the contrary, Brawl is inferior to Melee not because of the lack of wavedashing, but rather the inability to wash Dave.

 

[Banjodorf]

Anyone who doesn't appreciate the humour of this post, I feel sorry for.

I agree. If anyone DOESNT pick this up as a joke, I pity you...

 

[EvoIII8]

Bahahahahahaha, thats priceless.

Sadly, thats the attitude of many players nowadays...

Yes. It is sad but true...I just don't get it...

 

[Nightcloud]

this was extremely ********..and i have a really good sense of humor..all u did was say the same thing over n over again..boring..and in before this isnt melee 2.0!! lol

 

[joeysmash]

hahahaha... never heard this one b4.

as much as i agree, plz close this. we have enough threads like this already

 

[AquaTech]

Luckily for me, I have never been able to wavedash, so I could care less!

 

[GKirby]

And then i heard the failure, the failure of a stupid thread, where one decided to fail at making a topic interesting by including some sort of humour which was another failure. Perhaps one should not fail at an attempt such as this by not failing to try Brawl. But you are failing because you have never tried brawl, so you fail.

There i just did what you did...

 

[Silfa]

As much as I think this is thread isn't very important, some people need to lighten up and take a joke.

 

[dizzam]

I don't think some people can read sarcasm...







...unless you were actually being serious... O___O

 

[Eaode]

for the people who don't get it, lurk moar and look at the username.

 

[Banjodorf]

I don't think some people can read sarcasm...







...unless you were actually being serious... O___O

I agree.....

Some of these people are scaring me...

 

[GKirby]

I don't think some people can read sarcasm...







...unless you were actually being serious... O___O

Doesn't sarcasm come from the TONE of your VOICE? I mean you couldn't really do it online, people are reading it as is, and do not see any sarcasm unless you TELL THEM.
That's why people started the /sarcasm. thing

 

[6footninja]

So alot of people are excited for Brawl, huh? Well you shouldn't be. It's totally inferior to Melee. I haven't even played and I know this!!

You see Melee had wavedashing and Brawl doesn't have wavedashing making the ability to wavedash impossible and Melee gives you the ability to wavedash which allows you to wavedash unlike Brawl which doesn't let you wavedash because of no wavedash. You see the wavedash exists in Melee because of the wavedash and wavedashing would let you wavedash across the stage by wavedashing unlike in Brawl where you can't wavedash because of the fact that wavedashing no longer exists due to lack of wavedash meaning you cannot wavedash in Brawl because of no wavedash.

This truly is an awful game.

"I haven't even played and I know this!!"...you should have stopped there. Dont judge a book by its cover, dont judge a game by its lame paraders.

 

[danio13]

Wth Is Wavedashing?????!

 

[The_Woebegone_Jackal]

I giggled and a little bit of food fell out...
get a grip, hes joking

Quite to the contrary, Brawl is inferior to Melee not because of the lack of wavedashing, but rather the inability to wash Dave.

 

[Ghettoman]

i counted 17 wavedashes in that wavedash.

 

[Tatsujinken]

if you love wavedash so much then why don't you just marry it

 

[Mikezor]

I laughed.

 

[Platanos]

... This post is just aggravating.

 

[dizzam]

Doesn't sarcasm come from the TONE of your VOICE? I mean you couldn't really do it online, people are reading it as is, and do not see any sarcasm unless you TELL THEM.
That's why people started the /sarcasm. thing

Well then.. you're such a wonderful person for stating this and that I think only an intelligent person like you can figure something out like this.

 

[VersatileBJN]

lmao @ wash dave

 

[GKirby]

Well then.. you're such a wonderful person for stating this and that I think only an intelligent person like you can figure something out like this.

Yea i know --- *Does not understand internet sarcasm*

 

[WastingPenguins]

Y'know, the "average age of Smashers" thread sheds a lot of light on why threads like this one exist...

 

[TheMagicalKuja]

Quite to the contrary, Brawl is inferior to Melee not because of the lack of wavedashing, but rather the inability to wash Dave.

Screw Dave, I live in Gensokyo!

 

[Demon Kirby]

Screw Dave, I live in Gensokyo!

. . . Some place in Japan, I'm guessing?

PS: how du i Wash Dave plz?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

So alot of people are excited for Brawl, huh? Well you shouldn't be. It's totally inferior to Melee. I haven't even played and I know this!!

You see Melee had wavedashing and Brawl doesn't have wavedashing making the ability to wavedash impossible and Melee gives you the ability to wavedash which allows you to wavedash unlike Brawl which doesn't let you wavedash because of no wavedash. You see the wavedash exists in Melee because of the wavedash and wavedashing would let you wavedash across the stage by wavedashing unlike in Brawl where you can't wavedash because of the fact that wavedashing no longer exists due to lack of wavedash meaning you cannot wavedash in Brawl because of no wavedash.

This truly is an awful game.

After that statement, I didn't need to read on to see that this thread fails.

 

[miller483]

Sorry for double post.