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Whats the worst injury you have ever had?

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superkid

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when i was 6 fell on a half open beer bottle and had to get stiches for a year( blue ones lol)
when i was 7 i fell with my mouth on a motorcycle or something xD and my milk tooth was black till it fell out, my lip was open too, stiches, but you dont see it anymore.
when i was 9 i ran looking backwards and ran with my head into the uh edge of a stone wall. yeah lol xD
when i was 9 still i was doing a race with my friend and came almost with my **** in some metal rope.. dang that hurt
i broke my arm when i was 11 i jumped from the garage onto a big *** rock thing with my arm.
broke my pointer finger dont remember what age broke my pinky at something like 12 ..
yeah ive had alot of things lol im kinda badass.xD
 
princessofsmash

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superkid said:
when i was 6 fell on a half open beer bottle and had to get stiches for a year( blue ones lol)
when i was 7 i fell with my mouth on a motorcycle or something xD and my milk tooth was black till it fell out, my lip was open too, stiches, but you dont see it anymore.
when i was 9 i ran looking backwards and ran with my head into the uh edge of a stone wall. yeah lol xD
when i was 9 still i was doing a race with my friend and came almost with my **** in some metal rope.. dang that hurt
i broke my arm when i was 11 i jumped from the garage onto a big *** rock thing with my arm.
broke my pointer finger dont remember what age broke my pinky at something like 12 ..
yeah ive had alot of things lol im kinda badass.xD
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hence the username? ;)
 
~Zack~

~Zack~

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I was slicing an orange and sliced my first finger really deep, I thought it was going to fall off because it was like leaning down, super nasty.
 
Mugen Infinity

Mugen Infinity

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When I developed compartment syndrome my senior year of high school. My leg swelled to twice it's normal size within the span of 45 minutes, and I had no clue what was happening. Rushed to the ER, and they stabbed it with a giant needle to prevent it from swelling more and popping. No anesthetic. Then they knocked me out and did surgery. If I waited 2 hours longer to go in, they said my thigh would have ruptured and my leg amputated/death. Carotid arteries don't like to explode. I was terrified.
 
BEHR

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I broke My collar bone.

This is the first and only bone ive broken so far.

I did it wrestling a teacher I then found out he was a black belt in judo I landed on the hardwood floor. = 3=
 
mzink*

mzink*

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BEHR said:
I broke My collar bone.
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I always used to dread breaking that, I duno why maybe it just seemed like it would be the most painful and annoying to me.



I injured my spine causin permanent nerve damage. Surgery took away nearly all of the pain though. And I still have pretty good use of the affected muscles, they're just a bit limited. I'm very glad for those facts.
 
BEHR

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It hurts for a while when you break it i actually almost passed out.
 
Fuelbi

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so many injuries. well ima nerd so yeah. lets see as a little boy i was dancing on a glass table (yeah im talking 2 years old) and i fell and a had a gash in my eye brow. so i went to the hospital and i had to get stitches. the bad part was that i wouldnt stop picking at it. in 3rd grade i scraped my whole face going fast on my bycicle. seriosly i was all bloody in my face. and i had to go to school like that for 2 weeks. meaning that all the kids could see my scabs on my face and i was so embarrassed. in 5th grade i was playing with my friends and i fell down and i had a HUGE cut on my knee. it wouldnt stop bleeding. i had to sleep that night with one foot out of my blanket. In 7th grade i was playing dodgeball and i was out since i got hit. i was behind this HUGE kid and i was right behind him. the ball went to him and he threw it with ALOT of force. thing is that he threw it and it went in a slap motion. so he slapped my eye. my eye was SO swollen up from the slap i got it took me like 2 hours after going home for it to stop and let me open my eye. i had to go to the nurses office to get it checked at. There are so many more (and trust me itd take up the whole page) but i dont wanna waste anymore space
 
ChAlz

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I've never broken anything, but I had a huuuuge black eye once. Worst experience of my life...

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day-day

day-day

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Probably when I was back in TX and I was at this park. Me, my bro, and our friends Eddy & Manny were riding down this really steep hill called blue hill on some scooters and bikes. When we was about to go down for the last time of the day this little kid jumped in out of nowhere and decided to join our race. We all took off pretty fast and as I was going down that little kid cut me off and I tried to swerve around him at the last second and I slipped, fell, and rolled (Wasn't even half way down the hill when it happened) until I landed smash dab into a moving car. I didn't even know what happened at first because I was in a bad daze :dizzy:. Turns out that the I didn't break any bones I just had a really deep gash in my left knee. I stumbled over to where my mom was and her and Eddy and Manny's mom took care of my knee. For about 2 weeks I had a limp and didn't want to walk much cause it hurt so bad. I told my mom I didn't need any stitches as I'd be fine. You can't really see it now cause I've gotten darker from playing basketball but it's still there slightly. Oh, and the car didn't get injured or have any dents in it either :laugh:
 
Fatalshagger

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roacherman said:
@fatalshagger wtf what war was that. That is horrible. And how do you even manage to type that?
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I was a soldier in the soviet union, plus i was a soldier in ww2, did i mention i got my little finger blown off by a .357 magnum. Besides it's not that hard to type with one hand.

Fact:- the .357 magnum has the same strength/power as a double barrell shotgun.
 
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.Marik

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Split my head open running into a pole. I was six at the time. It didn't hurt.

My dad also beat me with a bike chain and punched me in the face. I was also six at the time. Now that hurt like f*cking hell.
 
Frown

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I was hanging from a doorway for fun (I dunno, I was eight) and jumped down. A few seconds later, after I saw the bloody footprints behind me, I realized a battery charger on the floor had penetrated my foot when I landed.
 
day-day

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Oh, I remember earlier this year I broke my hand fighting and it never healed the way the doctor said it would. You can kinda see the bone sticking out of my hand due to me not getting surgery. Oh well, what can you do?
 
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Lily said:
No injuries, but I was diagnosed with Langerhans Cell Histiocytosis at age 15. Basically, it's cancer just a different type of cell. Treated the same and everything and runs a fatal course in certain people, mostly children. By the time I was diagnosed I had a tumor in my right hip half the size of a football. I was in excruciating pain all the time and still am. The tumor was inoperable because it had eaten away my hip bone and taken over all the muscle and soft tissue. I went through 2 years of radiation therapy and recently had surgery on it to remove what they could. They radiation caused a lot of scar tissue so I will be in pain for the rest of my life. I had another tumor in my head in 2007 that had eaten completely through my skull and penetrated through my inner table into my brain. I was put on steroids and they removed it before it caused any permanent damage. I now have a titanium plate in my head. On May 27th, I had a tumor removed from my stomach and they had to remove most of my stomach because of the damage that it caused. I also had a tumor in my right ovary the size of a grapefruit. I need 3 more weeks of radiation therapy in July to get rid of the rest of my hip tumor. It's crazy, ha.

Just for the record, this disease is not genetic, not contagious, not transmittable, no cure, no funding available from the government... it's just spontaneous. It's ****ty lucky of the draw.
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.....oh man ......lily....that is.......really insane :(
omg...omg....i wish i could help you :(....no one on the world deserves such a bad fate.....i am REALLY sorry bro :(:(:(:urg::urg::urg:
 
Fuelbi

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Fatalshagger said:
I was a soldier in the soviet union, plus i was a soldier in ww2, did i mention i got my little finger blown off by a .357 magnum. Besides it's not that hard to type with one hand.

Fact:- the .357 magnum has the same strength/power as a double barrell shotgun.
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A good god goes to that. God**** that sounds really really painful

MarikYoshi said:
Split my head open running into a pole. I was six at the time. It didn't hurt.

My dad also beat me with a bike chain and punched me in the face. I was also six at the time. Now that hurt like f*cking hell.
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Another good god goes to that. **** isnt that child abuse? How long ago WAS that. :urg: I can just imagine seeing the bike chain thing

Frown said:
I was hanging from a doorway for fun (I dunno, I was eight) and jumped down. A few seconds later, after I saw the bloody footprints behind me, I realized a battery charger on the floor had penetrated my foot when I landed.
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And yet another good god goes to that. Oh my god how do you not notice you got stabbed with a charger? Im reading all this today because I havent seen this in a LOONG time and **** all at once

Lily said:
No injuries, but I was diagnosed with Langerhans Cell Histiocytosis at age 15. Basically, it's cancer just a different type of cell. Treated the same and everything and runs a fatal course in certain people, mostly children. By the time I was diagnosed I had a tumor in my right hip half the size of a football. I was in excruciating pain all the time and still am. The tumor was inoperable because it had eaten away my hip bone and taken over all the muscle and soft tissue. I went through 2 years of radiation therapy and recently had surgery on it to remove what they could. They radiation caused a lot of scar tissue so I will be in pain for the rest of my life. I had another tumor in my head in 2007 that had eaten completely through my skull and penetrated through my inner table into my brain. I was put on steroids and they removed it before it caused any permanent damage. I now have a titanium plate in my head. On May 27th, I had a tumor removed from my stomach and they had to remove most of my stomach because of the damage that it caused. I also had a tumor in my right ovary the size of a grapefruit. I need 3 more weeks of radiation therapy in July to get rid of the rest of my hip tumor. It's crazy, ha.

Just for the record, this disease is not genetic, not contagious, not transmittable, no cure, no funding available from the government... it's just spontaneous. It's ****ty lucky of the draw.
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Goodness gracious this looks like the worst one. I really am sorry for you. God**** those are alot of a hell of tumors. And I didnt even know you could get tumors in ovaries. Im really sorry. I know innappropiate but question. If you get treated in your ovaries for a tumor you cant have birth anymore right? Sorry innappropiate. But **** I wish I could help you
 
Nø Ca$h

Nø Ca$h

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i cut my thumb wide open making a psp pandora battery. couldnt play melee or my bass guitar for a week.

but i still got CFW on my psp... till that screen cracked.
 
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