when i first met Melee's sister Brawl, i fell in love. she seemed like everything melee was but more - like allowing for a long hard single player mode. so eventually melee and i broke up and i went after brawl. when we finally got together a few months later, i immediately removed the covers and got ready to play her on my wii, only to find out SHE WAS NOW A GUY (pic:
). all though she seemed like melee's more attractive sister on the outside she clearly lacked the insides for our relationship to continue, so i quickly left her (not before finding out this was due to a failed sterilization operation done by someone named dr. sakurai who wanted to make her easier to play with for the inexperianced - too bad he could keep his
out of it, or it might have ended up better for us). anyway, im back together with melee. even though i usually get punished and ***** when we play, at least shes good everywhere.