What's the funniest thing somebody has said to you about Smash?

[SleuthMechanism]

^Except not really. Usmash was really stupid but all the other nerfs were grossly unnecessary.

 

[TheDarkKnightNoivern]

^Except not really. Usmash was really stupid but all the other nerfs were grossly unnecessary.

I don't know, He feels more balanced now, though that can't be said for other characters

 

[LunarWingCloud]

Yeah I dunno about you but Greninja was like, barely even A tier before his nerf, he could've stayed where he was.

Kinda sucks he got hit hard.

At least he isn't Zelda, who for whatever reason, Sakurai is too scared to make her good in any game.

 

[Snackss]

Yeah, Greninjas safe up smash was silly but it wasn't going to be putting him into S tier with the current metagame. His tournament presence is incredibly low right now, so it's rather stupid. And it's not like a safe up smash is something exclusive to Greninja either.

 

[Avakrr]

I guess sakurai was just listening to then fans...
Its probably a bad habit for them by now.

 

[Zerp]

"and are the worst melee characters."
" was planned for Brawl, not just a alt." (Kid Icarus Uprising wasn't even in development yet) My friend still believes this .

"Eventhubs is more reliable than some silly Backroom."

 

[StaffofSmashing]

"Call of Duty is better because it has guns and not stupid **** characters"
"Smashboards is just a bunch of nerds that don't know how to play Smash"
"Ganondorf in Brawl is better than Meta Knight
"Mega Man? You mean that guy from the game with **** graphics?"
"Why isn't Trever from GTA V in Smash?"

Lol.

 

[Its Reyn Time]

"Smash just isn't fun to me anymore"

 

[Kurri ★]

"Smash just isn't fun to me anymore"

I'm failing to see the humor in this...

Saying "Smash is bad because it doesn't have ____ from ____" or "Why isn't there blood?" is 'funny' because it shows ignorance, but that's just someone not having fun anymore.

Anyhoo, to stay on topic

"You can't play a girl, they're weak"
Proceeds to beat them with Zero Suit and Palutena, they were four years old...

 

[YourCityPigeon]

I'm failing to see the humor in this...

Saying "Smash is bad because it doesn't have ____ from ____" or "Why isn't there blood?" is 'funny' because it shows ignorance, but that's just someone not having fun anymore.

Anyhoo, to stay on topic

"You can't play a girl, they're weak"
Proceeds to beat them with Zero Suit and Palutena, they were four years old...

LOL how did they respond? It must of been pretty funny.

 

[Kurri ★]

Well they were four years so it was more cute then funny, wish I could remember though. I did try to teach them how girls can be as strong as boys, but then they wanted to play monster trucks.

Afterwards I played with their parents and friends, beat them in a 2v4 with my bro, then we packed up and left.
Now every time I see them they say, "You came to our house with Smash Bros, beat us up, and left."

 

[YourCityPigeon]

Well they were four years so it was more cute then funny, wish I could remember though. I did try to teach them how girls can be as strong as boys, but then they wanted to play monster trucks.

Afterwards I played with their parents and friends, beat them in a 2v4 with my bro, then we packed up and left.
Now every time I see them they say, "You came to our house with Smash Bros, beat us up, and left."

It can still be funny in a cute way, but it is a good lesson to teach at a young age. Good job!

 

[Kurri ★]

Yay! I did something good! :3

 

[YourCityPigeon]

I guess I'll contribute something to this thread.

I was at this giant LAN party. They were having a Smash 4 tourney, and my friend was getting destroyed by this Diddy player. (Note this was before the nerf)

Some other smashers and I were just watching and complaining how broke Diddy was, and this random guy with a Diddy plush on his shoulder runs up to us and yells "YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!" and runs off. It was pretty funny.

Not really stupid, I mean Diddy could be dealt with even back then, but it was just such a weird and funny situation.

 

[Lustful_Kaiser]

Old times.

No items, bowser only, omega stages.

 

[AvengerV]

Some guy in the youtube comments was saying Lil Mac is overpowered because if he controls the middle of the stage he wins. I proceeded to tell him that Lil Mac isn't even that good of a character and can easily be punished for his abysmal recovery, air game, as well as his camp game.

He then calls me biased and assumes that I use Diddy Kong to beat him but I don't even use him so I told him that I main Fox. He then says that I'm biased (again) and says Fox is a speed demon and that is the only reason why Fox beats Little Mac.

I then just say that hes just johning because he can't use his brain when fighting a linear character.

 

[AvengerV]

Some guy in the youtube comments was saying Lil Mac is overpowered because if he controls the middle of the stage he wins. I proceeded to tell him that Lil Mac isn't even that good of a character and can easily be punished for his abysmal recovery, air game, as well as his camp game.

He then calls me biased and assumes that I use Diddy Kong to beat him but I don't even use him so I told him that I main Fox. He then says that I'm biased (again) and says Fox is a speed demon and that is the only reason why Fox beats Little Mac.

I then just say that hes just johning because he can't use his brain when fighting a linear character.

Ok he just said this "Just get off your high horse and concede to the point that Little Mac is badly designed. My +20 comment was made before the 1.0.4 patch too, so you can't win this."

Really moronic imo

 

[LancerStaff]

"Tiers don exits, game is perfectly balanced."

*20 seconds later*

"MK/Mac/Ike/Pit/Kirby is cheap!"

Me: "So much for balance."

*Dofus deletes account*

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*Somebody calls X a clone*

"No he isn't, s/he's just similar but not exactly the same."

Me: "Because they'd totally put two of the exact same character in the game."

"But Doc/Dark Pit is-"

Me: "Similar but not the same. Semi-clone amirite?"

*Incoherent arguing about how Villager/Lucario/Little Mac is a clone of Snake/Mewtwo/Captain Falcon*

*My friends come in and laugh at him*

*His friends come in and laugh at him*

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Last one.

"Dark Pit took Dixie's slot!!!!1!"

Me & collective Dark Pit forums: *Laughs*

 

[JamietheAuraUser]

Friends of mine wanted to ban Mii Fighters on the basis that I was owning their faces with Brawler and Gunner and therefore "Mii Fighters are overpowered!" (Incidentally, Customs were on, and we were using equipment with the other guys having imported builds from my friend's 3DS. All I had was +7/+7/+7 from the starting equips since he hadn't gotten any equipment or custom moves on the Wii U version yet.)

Also, "Stop camping!" When I'm chasing them around the stage with Gunner FAirs. Apparently if it in involves projectiles, it's camping…?

 

[YourCityPigeon]

I have a friend that says I suck, but when I beat him easily he rambles on about not practicing. lolnojohns

Speaking of him, he never uses Smash terminology correctly. Like he says "I JUST JOHNS'D YOU BRO" when he takes a stock. I like the guy, but this is just cringey. He does it on purpose too, so I don't mind that much lol.

He mains Lucina and insists she is better than Marth. I play Marth against him just for the lols, he can't handle dat tippa. He's a great guy tho, I really want to play more matches with him but he is more of a DOTA 2 guy.

 

[Kurri ★]

I have a friend that says I suck, but when I beat him easily he rambles on about not practicing. lolnojohns

Speaking of him, he never uses Smash terminology correctly. Like he says "I JUST JOHNS'D YOU BRO" when he takes a stock. I like the guy, but this is just cringey. He does it on purpose too, so I don't mind that much lol.

He mains Lucina and insists she is better than Marth. I play Marth against him just for the lols, he can't handle dat tippa. He's a great guy tho, I really want to play more matches with him but he is more of a DOTA 2 guy.

Just tell him CYKA, he'll understand.

 

[TaRtOoN-Hand94]

A question Every noob I've ever played with asked in Brawl or 3DS/Wii U after breaking the Smash Ball:
"How do you use the Smash Ball?"

What makes this funny is that they'll always flail around, pressing every single button But B, and KO themselves in the process.

 

[XL_]

"Little Mac is a bad character and has no options out of shield"
"Mega Man is a bad character and has no options out of shield"
"I prefer male Robin"

 

[Deleted member]

My sister looking at Ike on the character select screen: "Is he from Street Fighter?"

 

[allison]

My sister looking at Ike on the character select screen: "Is he from Street Fighter?"

She'll be right soon...

 

[BIGLETTERS]

"Ness' Up-B to too OP! Its been OP ever since Melee and should be banned!"

Mind you this is my game friend who is the basic definition of memes, and says he "wrecks house" as Ness, and I personally destroyed him as C. Falcon

 

[Khao]

"Ness' Up-B to too OP! Its been OP ever since Melee and should be banned!"

Mind you this is my game friend who is the basic definition of memes, and says he "wrecks house" as Ness, and I personally destroyed him as C. Falcon

You're the friend of an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, especially imitation?

 

[Troykv]

Yeah I dunno about you but Greninja was like, barely even A tier before his nerf, he could've stayed where he was.

Kinda sucks he got hit hard.

At least he isn't Zelda, who for whatever reason, Sakurai is too scared to make her good in any game.

Is possible make her decents isn't chance EVERYTHING? XD

 

[srn347]

"Sheik sucks in this game, her down B is the worst move in the game"
"Zelda is amazing in this game, her down B is the best move in the game"
Both said by the same person, about melee. They weren't entirely wrong...

 

[Aus0115]

Yeah I dunno about you but Greninja was like, barely even A tier before his nerf, he could've stayed where he was.

Kinda sucks he got hit hard.

At least he isn't Zelda, who for whatever reason, Sakurai is too scared to make her good in any game.

This makes me so sad : ( I wish she would get some sort of love.

On topic: one of my irl friends is convinced that Meta Knight is still as good as brawl….poor guy just doesn't understand smash.

 

[derpcube]

"Vote bart simpson for smash, he can do a cool move with his slingshot"

 

[Wyzill]

My friend:

"I got rid of my jump for taunt. I'm gonna beat you now!"

 

[LunarWingCloud]

"Vote bart simpson for smash, he can do a cool move with his slingshot"

See Villager.

 

[Zerp]

" Share stock is unfair"
"Shielding is unfair!"
And my favorite, "Rollout is too broken of a move in Melee, we should ban it."

 

[Ze Diglett]

"R.O.B. is the projectile-spammiest character in the game!"
The best part is that this was said by a Link main.

 

[FP-Takyon]

"Little Mac is so unfair"

"How the hell is there a competitive smash bros scene? It's literally a button masher. That is all you do."

"Duck Hunt? What's he from?"

 

[derpcube]

See Villager.

Thats all I was thinking

 

[C3CC]

"I prefer FIFA".

 

[YourCityPigeon]

"I prefer FIFA".

To be fair that's just their preference. There could be someone laughing at us for prefering Smash over FIFA.

 

[Castle Maker]

All my friends think Brawl is the first smash bros game..i laugh every-time. they also call Smash "brawl" like smash 4 is "the new brawl"