What's the funniest thing somebody has said to you about Smash?

[Mr. Potatobadger]

Again, from the SAME DUDE who keeps forcing me to play Smash with him:

"Lucina is OP"

My ass.

 

[Space Stranger]

" is so OP and needs to be nerfed back to his Brawl state."
-Unintelligent, butthurt opponent

 

[GideonSmash]

My friend: 'Oh, Pit! I know him, he's the main character of Kingdom Hearts!'
Me: 'uuh, no... I'm pretty sure that's Sora' (never played kingdom hearts but even I know that)
My friend: 'naaah, that's definately him! I was addicted to those games!'

The only way I could eventually convince him that it was NOT Pit was by having him look it up on google and I hate it when it comes that far...

 

[κomıc]

"Smash 4 sucks"

 

[Meek Moths]

smash is like diarrhea except it goes inside

 

[AvengerV]

A funny thing that happened at saturday's tournament

11 Year old kid picks Ness
18 Year old picks Greninja and says "Man, my greninja is really good u sure u wanna do this?"
Game Starts
11 Year Old completely demolishes 18 Year old
18 Year Old says " you are lucky I'm not using my main"
18 Year Old switches to "main" which is Pikachu
11 Year old 2 Stocks him
18 Year old says "Ness is cheap and overpowered he needs a nerf"

 

[fatalfoxy]

A funny thing that happened at saturday's tournament

11 Year old kid picks Ness
18 Year old picks Greninja and says "Man, my greninja is really good u sure u wanna do this?"
Game Starts
11 Year Old completely demolishes 18 Year old
18 Year Old says " you are lucky I'm not using my main"
18 Year Old switches to "main" which is Pikachu
11 Year old 2 Stocks him
18 Year old says "Ness is cheap and overpowered he needs a nerf"

Does this person happen to be related to leffen? Lol

 

[Ze Diglett]

A funny thing that happened at saturday's tournament

11 Year old kid picks Ness
18 Year old picks Greninja and says "Man, my greninja is really good u sure u wanna do this?"
Game Starts
11 Year Old completely demolishes 18 Year old
18 Year Old says " you are lucky I'm not using my main"
18 Year Old switches to "main" which is Pikachu
11 Year old 2 Stocks him
18 Year old says "Ness is cheap and overpowered he needs a nerf"

Well, it's probably because Ness is the easiest character in the game for an 11-y/o to play.
#shotsfired

 

[Kaladin]

Well, it's only because Ness is the easiest character in the game to play at that level.
#shotsfired

Are you the 18 year old in the story?

No johns.

 

[Seige]

A funny thing that happened at saturday's tournament

11 Year old kid picks Ness
18 Year old picks Greninja and says "Man, my greninja is really good u sure u wanna do this?"
Game Starts
11 Year Old completely demolishes 18 Year old
18 Year Old says " you are lucky I'm not using my main"
18 Year Old switches to "main" which is Pikachu
11 Year old 2 Stocks him
18 Year old says "Ness is cheap and overpowered he needs a nerf"

Why no video It would've been so funny to watch a grown male rage.
Btw. Congrats, first guy I liked

 

[AvengerV]

Are you the 18 year old in the story?

No johns.

lol no I don't use either character. xD

Edit: lol didnt realize u werent talking to me

 

[AvengerV]

Why no video It would've been so funny to watch a grown male rage.
Btw. Congrats, first guy I liked

Thanks! It was pretty funny when he got back throwed lol. I wish I recorded at the tournament because it was a fun day seeing a grown man rage at an 11 year old haha

 

[derpcube]

I told my friend if he wanted to play smash on my 3ds and he said.
"I don't like that game"
I told him what console he had it on and he told me.
"Playstation 2"

 

[Ze Diglett]

Are you the 18 year old in the story?

No johns.

Seriously, calm the hell down. There's no need to get so worked up over a joke.

 

[Kaladin]

Seriously, calm the hell down. There's no need to get so worked up over a joke.

...I was joking too.

 

[The Shadow Emperor]

TO: "Smash Balls will be turned on for this tournament."

 

[Cthulhu_MD]

One of my friends said this when we were playing, "Aw, man. You should stop hitting me so I can hit you."

I had to pause the game and look at him as he realized what he said and he just cracked up laughing at his idiocy.

 

[Reila]

"Smash Bros is a competitive fighting game on the level of Street Fighter and The King of Fighters". I mean, it sure is a competitive game, but come on.

 

[allison]

"Smash Bros is a competitive fighting game on the level of Street Fighter and The King of Fighters". I mean, it sure is a competitive game, but come on.

What exactly makes Smash a lesser game?

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

"Nintendo is for little kids."
"I thought only 2 year olds played Nintendo."

~ I namely play Smash so I took I took it as an insult to Smash.

 

[Yoshi-hara]

*wins Brawl match as Yoshi*
One of my best friends: "Of course you won!"
Me: "I'm sorry, what? Why?"
"Brawl Yoshi is overpowered, you're lucky we're not playing Melee/64."
"Dude, he's isn't even a good character, let alone overpowered."
"You're lying, he's broken. I'm going to bring my Gamecube here to play Melee with you!"
He never did.

 

[LunarWingCloud]

ITT also "What's the dumbest thing you've heard someone say about Smash?"

 

[Yoshi-hara]

ITT also "What's the dumbest thing you've heard someone say about Smash?"

Aren't "dumb" and "funny" usually synonyms?

 

[Avakrr]

"Smash is just a button masher. I could definitely beat you."

-.-

 

[Avakrr]

"Lucario and Rosalina are super easy to beat. You're just not good enough. Be lucario I'll show you."

I promptly 3 stock him once I hit 80%.

 

[KeketheBasedCat]

This guy: "Ike is banned in our house because he's too OP"
Me: "You know you can shield, right?
This guy: "Yeah but you can't shield in the air!"

Also anytime people said 'I thought you couldn't play metaknight in tournament cause he was banned.' There was one 'tournament' in my freshman dorm where the TO said MK was banned because "he's banned in competitve play" (this was years after that whole thing died down) and then proceeded to run a 4-player free-for-all single elimination (1st and 2nd place advanced) tournament.

 

[LunarWingCloud]

Aren't "dumb" and "funny" usually synonyms?

Dumb is usually funny, but funny isn't always dumb.

 

[SleuthMechanism]

That disable isn't a bad move.
*puts up flame sheild*

 

[Avakrr]

That disable isn't a bad move.
*puts up flame sheild*

It's an AMAZING move. Instant shield break? Yes please!

 

[Kaladin]

It's an AMAZING move. Instant shield break? Yes please!

That made me lol.

 

[allison]

That disable isn't a bad move.
*puts up flame sheild*

It's an AMAZING move. Instant shield break? Yes please!

I'm not entirely certain which of these is correct, so I'm just going to like both of them!

 

[Bhero]

Id say the funniest thing I have ever heard was on FG, after bodying this FG Rosa with Falco, the player changed his tag to Falco OP. I said really now???

 

[SuzuTitor]

"Ganon has like no spikes"

 

[Ze Diglett]

"Ganon has like no spikes"

Are you kidding? He already has, like, the best spike in the game...

 

[Kaladin]

Are you kidding? He already has, like, the best spike in the game...

Yeah, his downB spike is OP.

(Sarcasm)

 

[ArticulateT]

"Dark Pit has a valid reason for being a separate character."

I joke, I joke... or do I?

Anyway, my more reasonable list:

"Custom moves!? They ruined Smash!"

"This is totally just a rip off of Playstation All-Stars."

friend to me: "You're probably a demon at Smash Bros."

And my personal favourite: "Wave Dashing is a totally legi-" Sorry, sorry, last time I swear.

REAL personal favourite:

"Don't main the Mii. Miis suck, they aren't real characters."

 

[n8han11]

I remember seeing this guy on Deviantart who voted for Peter Griffin from Family Guy to appear as a playable character in Smash 4, citing Family Guy: The Video Game as a 'Valid' reason for inclusion. He even thought Peter Griffin would fit in nicely with Sonic, Mega-Man and Pac-Man, completely forgetting that the Family Guy video game was terrible.

 

[Ze Diglett]

"R.O.B.'s Dair spike is so bad, it's, like, impossible to land!"
"Ganoncide shouldn't be fixed because it's harder to do than Bowsercide!"
"R.O.B. totally doesn't have any killing potential."
"All Robin can do is projectile camp!" Note: This one came from a Robin main.
"Greninja deserved to be nerfed!"
"Ganondorf's representation in Smash is totally relevant to his appearance in Zelda."
"I never use Link's arrows or bombs, they're totally useless." Note: This one came from a Link main.
And a personal favorite of mine...
"Ness is a seriously advanced character."
top kek

 

[Bombchu Link]

I would argue that Peach is the most technically advanced in the game because of her turnips and interchangeable combo strings.

"...and now ZSS is getting dangerously close to a KO at this point..." (ZSS was at 92% against a Rosalina and luma on center stage)

 

[TheDarkKnightNoivern]

"Greninja deserved to be nerfed!"

That one was kinda true