What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?

[White T shirt boy]

Dumbest thing I heard from a noob hmmm owyeah someone once said 'Nice dodge rol' in a way that is was looked awesome...........

 

[Eaode]

@ShadowSquall.

Even if you are good without them (you can be, adv techs don't mean everything), then you would be even better with them. Advanced techniques- mainly L-cancel (and SHFFL), and wavedashing- will make your playstyle faster and open up many more possibilities for mindgames.

 

[ShadowSquall]

If you ask me, L-cancel and some other "advanced" techs are more like common sense. Even before I came on here, I had already known about some of these in my first few months of playing. Wavedashing I don't think I would of figured out too much on myself. I don't try to air dodge alot.

 

[cu00x19]

Mano: "If you have 300% damage on FD and DI Up+away from Fox's fully charged Usmash, you won't die."

Life (me): "...Yeah...right..."
--

Mano: "My counter always works on Ganon's Up+B."
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Kid: "It's impossible for CPUs to powershield/meteor cancel/ledgetech...and they can't DI at all..."
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Shane: "When you Roman Cancel Fox's Forward B, you do a Firesmash."

 

[h1roshi]

they said that smash was the simplest fighting game ever.....yeah right....peace

-hiroshi

 

[ShadowSquall]

"Tekken is way harder than this crap"

 

[Wave⁂]

Roman Cancel? cu00x19, you have some...interesting friends...

 

[The_Corax_King]

what exactly is a roman cancel? lol. did he ever explain it to you.

 

[ShadowSquall]

Yes, what is this Roman cancel o-o Romans must of been 1337.

 

[Terios the Hedgehog]

It's a Guilty Gear thing.

 

[ShadowSquall]

Explain please? o-o

 

[commonyoshi]

Just like how we have advanced tactics and glitches to help us out in Melee, so do a lot of other games. Guilty Gear in this case.

 

[that 1 guy]

Yeah, but I was pretty sure the guilty gear stuff was meant to be in the game.

 

[smashman90]

Dude, I am a ****ing madman at this game! (3 minutes later) I sucked so badly!

 

[ludachris90]

"Tekken is way harder than this crap"

im actually kinda with this dude except i love smash way more..................ya...........

 

[ShadowSquall]

Oh come on.. you can button mash in Tekken! It's not harder.. there's a certain strategic play in this game.

 

[ludachris90]

at this game its not hard to get the skills down as it is in tekken, but smash does involve alot more mindgames because it has more techiques that are used for mindgames, such as wavedash.

 

[ShadowSquall]

Some of the skills are really hard to get down >_>;;

 

[Tian]

"Why are Marth and Roy exactly the same????!!".

 

[ludachris90]

Some of the skills are really hard to get down >_>;;

true, but the only ones that i rly think are hard on this game is SWD and infinite shine, even thought i can do that one. And also the ice climbers are f'in hard to perfect, such as chu's.

 

[ludachris90]

this dude made my day when i saw these

http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=86521&highlight=snapple

http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=78473&highlight=dietsnapple

while this dude is just crazy(he might also be might friend in disguise who doesnt even play smash and just did this thread for fun???)

http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=82141&highlight=ludachris

read the qoute above ****it, you'll f'in laugh!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ShadowSquall]

I haven't played Tekken in a long time but to play it competeitvely, you've got to have some skillz.

 

[ludachris90]

chea same wit dis, but like i said this game involves more on how u approach ur opponent and get them off gaurd wit yo mindgames.

 

[ShadowSquall]

I don't use mindgames but I do in a way, since they expect mind games XD

 

[ludachris90]

lol **** i never thought of that

 

[ShadowSquall]

I'm a non"advanced" fighter. i don't use real advanced techs and they expect that. It catches them off guard.

 

[KidZero]

"F*ck this game."

 

[rokimomi]

"Forget smash, lets go play with my new PS3 my monybags of a mother bought a rich, dicipline deprived kid like me. I mean, the GCN was so cheap. Smash is so two dementional. I mean, play a real game like (incert obcenely noobular fps game here)."

 

[alvin224]

one time i got my brother up to like 250% and i never died... so he is off the ledge and doing luigi's b forword in the air, and i go out and hit him with shieks dair... he dies and throws down the controller and turns off the cube yelling at me saying:
"man shieks moves have soo much priorty... especaially that down air ****!!!"
so i just sit there and let him go out on his rant...

 

[Uriel Vinellus]

"Stop shooting so much god**** lasers, ***"
"F*ck this game, F*ck that f*cking PICHU, F*ck YOU!" *throws the controler at me* I 3 stocked him with Pichu.

EDIT: Remember one I said myself : "Look at me I'm bombsoldier" *dies doing the stall*

 

[ElfenLiedPeach]

Not really all that much, but the tone of voice this kid used makes me laugh so much. A kid I played once was spamming falcon's up+B, and when he randomly did hit me with it, he'd pump his fist and say with such enthusiasm..

"YEHSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!" (with thrusting motion. Captain Falcon scares me a little because of that '-_-


Also:
"Oh, that was meaty..." - a scrub after being hit by Ganon's fair.

I saw one match where this kid freaked out playing a scrub link. It was Young Link vs. Link, both down to one stock. Young Link goes in for the SHFFL'ed fair, be gets psuedospiked by the up+b in the process. He shouted at the top of his lungs, "YOU USED YOUR UP+B!!! Why don't you go main peach and be *** or something?" Funniest thing is, that link mains peach now!

 

[madskillz]

"Stop hitting me!!"

"Dude, I was about to kill him!"

"Why should I use a sheild? I don't need it, I'm too good."

During a stock multi player game:

"Why did you kill me? It's not like there's a winner or loser."

 

[Wave⁂]

"there are three types of players: the fighters, the cowards, and the shielders."

 

[Kashakunaki]

If someone hasn't said this I'll be surprised.

"Jigglypuff's down B doesn't do ****. Most worthless move in the game."

 

[ShadowSquall]

Someone did say to me, "How come Luigis Up+B is so weak?"

 

[The Killer Yoshi]

My brother and I were watching a video of two pros fighting and he said,"Why did they speed up the video?"

 

[Somebody]

"Short hop turnip, it's faster...."

n00bz ftl

 

[rokimomi]

"If you short hop a pill amd shoot amother, they have to get hit by at least one of them."

 

[fleapy]

" all wavedashing does is make a cloud"

 

[ShadowSquall]

*Hands Fleapy most n00b statement award*