I was playing with a friend of mine in FD, i was the IC's and he was falcon, then one n00b friend enters the room :
Him: " Waaahahaha!!! THE ICE CLIMBERS SUCK!!! I COULD BEAT YOU WITH MY EYES CLOSED!!!"
Me: "You sure? how'bout a money match? 5 bucks."
Him: "YOU'RE ON B****!!!!" *puts five on the table*
Me: "I'll give you a handicap...if you take one life away from me, you win." *pics IC's*
Him: "O_O!!!!!!" *pics link*
**MATCH**
Him: "WTF!!! STOP GRABBING ME YOU NOOB!!!"
"It's that the only thing you can do?!"
"OMG!! let me hit you!!!! O_o!!!"
"WHY DID YOU GRAB THE LEDGE?! YOU CHEATER!!!"
I 5 stocked the n00b in a very Ice Climberiish way.
Him: " O_O "
Me: "How'bout another? i pic the capt. this time, same rules."
Him: " CAPT. FALCON!!! LOL!! HE'S THE WORST IN THE GAME!!! " *puts 5 more on the table*
**pics link again**
Me: "........(wii fund: +10)....... heh."
**MATCH**
READY.....GO!!
Me: *grab, d-trow ,up-smash, n-air, up-air, knee.....KNEEEE!!!*
Him: "OMFG!!!! THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!!
Me: "............(wii fund +10).....^_^ "
Him: " Stop running around so i can hit you!!!"
Me: ".....ok" *stops*
Him: "*runs like a m***n * HIIIIAAAAA!!!"
Me: "*shield grab, up-trow, u-air, u-air, u-air, n-air, knee....knee....D-AIR!!!!"
Him: " WHAT THA H*LL WUS THAT!!! THE CAPT. CAN SPIKE?!!"
Me: "yeah....(wii fund +10) ^_^ "
LOL, i love this game.