And Sakurai is like Darth Vader's super awsomeness, Darth Sidious' evilness [evil mind games that is], Yoda's wisdom and ****** skills [minus being a ******], Obi-Wan's awsomenss skills, and Darth Maul's super lightsaber skillz combined! Thus, it all equals bad aim at darts, ennie mennie minne moo to select characters to announce as returnies first, a dart board that has only been hit 100 times (out of 1,000,000,000 shots=a lot of emergency room calls), etc.
And Sakurai is controlling our minds, he is controlling us by making us worry about Brawl, then BAM! ZSS is playable without the Smash Balls, Sonic confirmed, and world hunger non-existent. Okay, the first one was streching it a little!