What if...?

[Elucifur]

ThEn I wOuLd StArT tYpInG lIkE tHiS!!! XDDD

What if I did?

 

[Tacel]

Then everyone would log off and never return.

What if Samus was actually a man?

 

[UberMario]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynwF-PN6H9I#t=5m26s

What if the watermelon monster was real?

 

[Fuelbi]

then we'd bring captain earth to finish off the fiend

what if the show freakazoid wasnt wierd?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then nobody would like it.

What if Candlejack didn't steal people when th

 

[StinkomanFan]

We would something other than Candlejack

What i

 

[Fuelbi]

then

why didnt they make the movie dragon ball evolution more mangaish or animeish? and by tthat i mean making the characters look more like they do in the manga and what now

 

[Elucifur]

The amount of hairspray needed would pollute the earth.

What if you asked a "What if" question?

 

[Fuelbi]

then id be asking this. what if jesus' real last name was hong?

what if jesus' real last name was hong?

 

[Clownbot]

Then I'd be a little freaked out.

What if User Blogs was a better place?

 

[finalark]

Then I'd be the way it when when Firus' "Dos and Donts of Blogging" was up.

What if Pokemon ended up being a failure rather than an overnight success?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Digimon would rain supreme

What if I wasn't insane?

 

[UberMario]

Then you'd be crazy.

What if everyone was insane?

 

[finalark]

Why so serious?

What if I wasn't so serious?

 

[smashfan666]

you would make jokes every second.

what if red blink, red blink?

 

[UberMario]

Then an alarm would sound.

What if *random strobe, random strobe*?

 

[smashfan666]

gniylpmi er'uoy tahw onnud i neht

what if you under stood what i said

 

[UberMario]

sroloc modnar tnaem I uoy llet d'I neht

Why would I stand under what you said?

 

[StinkomanFan]

yes

What if I lost a shoe?

 

[Fuelbi]

your barefoot would get all moldy (yuck)

what if 2+2 really did equal fish?

 

[Clownbot]

It does.

What if 2+2 =/= fish?

 

[Fuelbi]

it doesn't

what if i had some a creepy lady and a creepy guy obsessed with bottle caps with some weird talking cat stalk me because they wanted my mouse pet?

 

[UberMario]

You'd end up with a cute girl in a bandana, her brother, and a squinty-eyed man.

What if that was what you wanted?

 

[Clownbot]

Then your grammar would improve...?

EDIT: Ninja. I guess he would be happy...?

What if I existed here during the summer of '08?

 

[UberMario]

You would have crashed the SB server because it was one person away from overloading.

What if I ended up with Roacherman's Pokemon Life?

 

[Fuelbi]

then if you had my pokemon's life id just give you to team rocket to do anal probes on you.

what if i was kinder to ubermario/pikachu

 

[StinkomanFan]

It wouldn't be funny

What if Digimon had contuity outside of the first 2 seasons?

 

[UberMario]

It would make sense.

What if Roacherman realized I meant his life in the world of Pokemon (the one he asked for)?
(That wasn't a typo before)

 

[smashfan666]

your fates would be linked.

what if teh kirby thing was upside-down?

 

[UberMario]

(-.' .-)> Then it would look like a kitten with one ear tilted to the side.
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What if

(=.' .=)>
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was someone's sig?

 

[Fuelbi]

then i would die when i got to school the next day

what if i had understood ubermario's other question better?

 

[UberMario]

Then everything would make sense.

What if the below is true?

 

[Jonkku]

Then the above is false.

What if, what if on the wall, what if I made more sense of this all?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then it would make too much sense to be true.

What if you lived in another country for a year?

 

[Jonkku]

I'd probably learn the country's language and culture a little.. Would be cool, depending on the country.

What if you went blind, deaf AND mute at the same time?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I would cry even if I didn't know I was doing it.

What if Phoenix Wright came out of nowhere and said "OBJECTION!"

 

[UberMario]

Then I'd deny it.

What if Phoenix Wright had a moveset?

 

[Jonkku]

Then I would object your answer;
"OBJECTION! You would still feel the tears on your face, so you would know that you're crying."

What if that wasn't true?


Edit:
Then he would hold "it" and take "that"...

What if that wasn't so innuendoish.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then teenagers wouldn't have anything else to talk about.

Edit: What if teenagers weren't so innuendoish?

 

[Clownbot]

Wrong thread there, buddy. I think you're looking for "Ask the next person a question".

What if I never enforced the rules here?