What if...?

[UberMario]

Then nothing would change.

What if this is really that?

 

[Clownbot]

Then that would be this and there would be here.

What if I had saved my game of LoZ: WW instead of having to through the Forbidden Woods and beating that stupid boss because my game went all glitchy on me?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You would have saved a lot of time.

What if I didn't have a Human Geography exam?

 

[UberMario]

Then you would be the king of the apes.

Why do TAL and I have the only thorougly Shopped avatars here?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Because I didn't feel like shopping mine.

Why did TAL and UberMario shop their avatars?

 

[Elucifur]

Because they prefer that than some dim snapshot of doing a thumbs up.

What if you asked a "What if" question?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

It would be this:

What if YOU asked a "what if" question?

 

[Elucifur]

...I did, you dolt.

What if I felt like leveling up my vaporeon, leafeon, umbreon, and espeon to level 71?

 

[Clownbot]

They would be more powerful.

What if I had the patience to train all of my pokemon to level 100... before I even made it to the second Gym Leader?

 

[Elucifur]

...Then you would've wasted your time because they won't obey you until you get a certain badge which lets all Pokémon obey you.

For every second badge the maximum level of obeying Pokémon increases (2 badges - Level 30; 4 badges - Level 50; 6 badges - Level 70; 8 badges - Level 100).

What if my tolerance of spicy and sour food was very low?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then you wouldn't like Hot and Sour soup.

What if you woke up and your entire living space was made of jello.

 

[Elucifur]

I'd instantly get scared because of all of the insects it'll attract.

What if I didn't get sick of sweet food so easily?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then you would be fat

what if the person who posts below me will eat a child?

 

[smashfan666]

i'd spit him back out.

what if the person below me started sleepwalking and eating everyones food...

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

I would pretend to not wake up.

What if I owned some poor kid with a bat?

 

[smashfan666]

you'd get arrested for littering, loitering, latering, lootering, vandalism, vacancy, hit and run, and grand theft candybar.

what if the reference to homestar runner was obvious?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then I would have gotten it.

What if homestar runner made a comeback?

 

[smashfan666]

you'd be frozen with awe

what if i could think of what to put here?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then nobody would care.

What if you guys knew who Klonoa was?

 

[StinkomanFan]

You'd be happier

What if MPH was happier?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then he might stop bothering us about Klonoa.

What if Phoenix Wright was in the next Smash game?

 

[Tacel]

Then it would be called Super Smash Bros.: Debate!

What if Ice Cream trucks were the fastest vehicle ever?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then we would get ice cream really fast.

What if someone else started typing in German?

 

[smashfan666]

mein lamma requires an elektrik toothbrush

what if i was hit with one of my own pwncursemarks?

 

[Elucifur]

Then you would be left unconscious in the middle of a dirt road somewhere in South Africa.

What if I cared more about people?

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

Then reverse-psychology may occur.

What if Mario Galaxy was not as babyish as it is?

 

[Clownbot]

It would be the Twilight Princess to the original SMG's Wind Waker.

What if this post were more accurate?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then it would be accurate.

What if smoking wasn't bad for you?

 

[Clownbot]

Then less people would do it.

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ZOMG

What if I shot web?

 

[Elucifur]

Then you wouldn't shoot

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bullets

out of your

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gun

.

What if I had put different words into those spoilers?

 

[Clownbot]

You would be shooting

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lasers

out of your

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cannon.

What if I were funnier at 5 o'clock in the morning?

 

[Elucifur]

Then I would try to be funnier, too.

What if I wasn't always so angry at everyone all the time?

 

[Clownbot]

You would be too happy.

What if Elucifur was juuuuust right?

 

[Elucifur]

Then you would be juuust wrong. Oh, wait. That must mean I'm right.

What if I went to bed after this post?

 

[Clownbot]

There would be no witnesses left to prove that I actually came back to Forum Games.

What if you stayed on?

 

[Elucifur]

Then I would wake up late, which I absolutely hate doing. I like being awake, but when I'm sleeping, I love the feeling of being asleep.

What if I woke up in about six hours?

 

[Clownbot]

You mean, you're not awake now?

What if I actually gave a straight answer instead of responding with another question?

 

[Elucifur]

Then I would strike you down with a shovel and leave your unconscious body for the vultures to eat. Fun, right?

What if I went to bed now and woke up six hours later?

 

[Clownbot]

I wouldn't mind.

What if I could think of a "What if" question?

 

[Elucifur]

Then you would be making me work my mind to think of a clever answer. INSENSITIVE JERK.

What if I could think of something, too?