What if...?

[Elucifur]

Then you'd also have that one game that rates how much of a molester you could be. It's real, I remember reading about it a few years ago.

What if I was a lesbian?

 

[StinkomanFan]

I'd be turned on

What if I wasn't a freak?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then you wouldn't be turned on by a lesbian demon Elucifur.

What if we were all normal people?

 

[Clownbot]

Life would be boring,

What if I used proper punctuation.

 

[Elucifur]

Then I wouldn't be .

What if I wasn't ?

 

[Clownbot]

You would be .

What if I was more ?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then you would be .

What if I was more ?

 

[Clownbot]

Then everyone else would :burst:.

What if I :smiliegor?

 

[UberMario]

Then we'd do this :bigrocket

What if :gameboy: was backlit?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then I'd be able to see my Pokaymahns better.

What if we stopped using forum emoticons?

 

[UberMario]

Your avatar would be inaccurate.

What if we found an alternative for that?

 

[MPH Deku]

What, you mean Hamtaro looking all gasp-p in Bijou's general direction?

Yeah, what IF we found an alternative for that?

 

[UberMario]

We would have to use this.

What if that was this and this was that?

 

[Clownbot]

Then I would be you and there would be here.

What if I had my own place?

 

[JustNoOne]

You would burn it down the next day after applying for fire insurance.

What if everyone had rainbow coloured hair in the shape of an afro?

 

[Clownbot]

Everyone would be completely normal.

What if I weren't annoyed as easily?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then you'd have a lower blood pressure.

What if Clownbot stopped responding to questions I ask Elucifur?

 

[UberMario]

Then he would respond to JustNoOne.

What if MPH's hunt goes wrong?

 

[Elucifur]

Then he'd kill Clownbot.

What if our rivals actually WERE planning a full out attack on us?

 

[Clownbot]

Well, let's wait to see if accounts of Ruficule and W&G_HPM pop up.

Spoiler

Also, check the Back Room.

What if I knew what to say?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then you would never stutter.

What if we knew where our doubles are at all times?

 

[Elucifur]

Then we'd know EVERYTHING that they're doing. Even the dirty stuff.

What if we had telepathy?

 

[Fuelbi]

then we would torture each other by exploiting our greatest fears and make then stay up at night and making them wet thier beds.

if we are all related according to the evolution theory then how is it that we have to marry and go up to random people and tell them that we love them?

 

[UberMario]

That wouldn't happen because evolution don exits. (Variety is good)

What if I just caused a war by saying that?

 

[StinkomanFan]

I'd be on the creationism side

What if Stalin didn't die?

 

[Tacel]

I think you did.
EDIT: Ninja'd!

Then... I don't know how to answer that! Why do I have to get ninja'd?!?!

What if it becomes WW III?

 

[Fuelbi]

wait for 2012 my friend.

what if there is such a thing as world destruction

 

[UberMario]

then it'll result in world construction.

What if world construction was free?

 

[Fuelbi]

then we'd also be saving even more money with geico car insurance

what if it was possible to save more money with geico

 

[UberMario]

I would have a stack of money with beady eyes.

What if swords were alive?

 

[StinkomanFan]

We'd all be dead

What if I lost my hat?

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

I,ve played a game with that lunar 2, they were foes who would stab you. so I geuss sword fights would be you fighting a sword.



Stinkmonfan-you would buy a new one

What if was a pillow?

 

[UberMario]

Then there would be no if-s to any statement.

What if you were someone else.

 

[MPH Deku]

Then I'd probably be happier...

What if UberMario made lotsa pizzas?

 

[UberMario]

Then this would be the happiest place on earth, minus the fact everyone has to roll about now.

What if hamsters were the size of dogs?

 

[Elucifur]

Then Hamtaro wouldn't be able to fit in the gutter drain thing.

What if I wasn't allergic to rabbits?

 

[UberMario]

You'd eat them.

What if people knew bisonburgers are better than hamburgers?

 

[Fuelbi]

then people wouldnt know what hamburgers are.

what if ubermario would take off that avatar because its really freaking me out.

 

[Elucifur]

Then he'd change his avatar to the same Pikachu but with a plate of spaghetti. Obviously.

What if I changed my avatar to a picture of five of the laguz in Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn doing some kind of superhero pose?

 

[MPH Deku]

THEN i WOULD LiKE iT MORE THAN YOUR CURRENT AVATAR.

WHAT iF i STARTED TYPiNG LiKE THiS?