What if...?

[Elucifur]

...I always play "With Anyone".

You already didn't come up with a decent question.

What if you guys hated Wi-Fi less?

 

[smashfan666]

you'd be the first to know.

what if level 10 of Stinkoman 20X6 was out soon?

 

[Suntan Luigi]

Well that just would be so awesome words wouldn't be able to describe it. (I don't know what it is)

What if Chuck Norris and Captain Falcon did a fusion dance?

 

[Clownbot]

The fabric of the universe would be altered.

What if Samurai Jack actually DID make it back to the past?

 

[UberMario]

The future would be far fetched.

What if Zim had 2 GIRs?

 

[Elucifur]

I would steal one.

What if I liked root beer?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then you would get hammered less, since you no longer like regular beer.

What if Elucifur was an UGLY girl?

 

[Elucifur]

I'd look like you.

Spoiler

lolololol

What if I had an infinite supply of vanilla ice cream?

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

You'd be fat. What else?

What if Forum Games counted towards your posts?

 

[Clownbot]

Then n00bs would look like Smash scholars.

What if "Smash Scholar" was a title?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then you wouldn't have it.

What if Starly wasn't good at getting into small places?

 

[Elucifur]

Then she'd be pretty fat.

What if Senel wasn't such a sex bomb?

 

[Clownbot]

Oh, is that the guy in your avatar?

I dunno, he'd die or something?

What if I had a better sense of who Senel was?

 

[Elucifur]

Then you would've known that Senel is the first main hero character in the series who doesn't fight with a sword.

What if Clownbot had an avatar?

 

[Clownbot]

I DOES NAO! It's partyin' Pikachu, biznitch!

What if that type of language was used by everyone?

 

[Elucifur]

I would stop communicating with everyone.

What if the whole world spoke in a universal language?

 

[Clownbot]

Ikelay atwhay?

Owhay ancay Eowthmay Eakspay Umanhay?

 

[Elucifur]

Same way the Slowking in Pokémon 2000 can.

What if you asked a "What if...?" question instead? This IS the "What if...?" game thread...

 

[Clownbot]

Oh, ****, forum games paradox. The world would be a better place.

What if I was less incompetent?

 

[Elucifur]

Then you wouldn't be the Clownbot we all kill and hate know and love.

What if you WEREN'T the Clownbot we all know and love?

 

[Clownbot]

I'd be the Clownbot you kill and hate aren't terribly fond of.

What if the Ninja showed up at your doorstep?

 

[Elucifur]

Girl, please. I AM the ninja.

What if we all spoke like that?

 

[Fuelbi]

th3n \/\/3 \/\/0U/d @// b3 t@/k1ng /1k3 tl-l1s

(sorry if that l33t speek wasnt good i dont know how to write l33t)

What if i wrote that l33t right?

 

[UberMario]

It would be pronouncable.

What if New York was a country?

 

[Fuelbi]

then we wold all be living in farms.

what if we were all related but we didnt know it

 

[MPH Deku]

Uh, we are, according to the evolution theory.

What if all of the Forum Games regulars were living in the same apartment?

 

[Elucifur]

Then we'd turn every single conversation into a reference of one of the forum games.
A: "Have you seen my keys?"
B: "Why are you asking me?"
C: "Isn't it obvious?"
B: "If it was, then why would I be asking why he's asking me?"
A: "...Can you two stop? I just want to know if you've seen my keys. Have you?"
B & C: "ONE QUESTION RULE!"
Etc.

What if I could think of a better question?

 

[Clownbot]

Then I would be giving you a better answer.

What if?

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

You would look smasrter.

What if I never inspired myself?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then you would be completely sane.

What if Nana had Popo's child?

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

King dedede.

What if my avatar wasn't trying to twist your sane thoughts into Insane thoughts

 

[Elucifur]

Then I wouldn't be here.

What if I wasn't melerifinilical?

 

[Clownbot]

Then your avatar would suck.

What if my avatar weren't Pokemon-related?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then it would blow my mind.

What if my avatar didn't contain sexual innuendo?

 

[Clownbot]

Then it would blow... Ugh, never mind...

What if men could get pregnant?

 

[Elucifur]

...Then I better think of some baby names. I pick Leon if it's a boy and Alicia if it's a girl.

What if I actually had a baby?

 

[MPH Deku]

I'd avoid sex.

Ninja'd: Then I'd ask for pics (or it didn't happen).

What if we all swiched genders RIGHT NOW?

 

[Clownbot]

I wonder...

What if you knew what I was wondering?

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

I wouldn't care because you are trying to mindgame me.

What if you did?

 

[Clownbot]

It doesn't matter, you're already insane.

What if Insane Carzy Guy were snae?