What if...?

[Elucifur]

Then he'd be Snae Guy.

What if you were a Mimedroid?

 

[MPH Deku]

I....uh....okay, you got me there.

What's a Mimedroid?

 

[Clownbot]

The opposite of a Clownbot, of course. I don't know how Luce found out about my arch-nemesis, though...

What if MPH G&W was W&G HPM?

 

[MPH Deku]

...please don't mention that name. >_>

What if Elucifur have a polar opposite, too?

 

[StinkomanFan]

It'd be Beelzebub

What if Wisconsin wasn't so cold?

 

[Clownbot]

It'd be warmer.

What if I gave a better answer than that?

 

[StinkomanFan]

It wouldn't be funny

What if television wasn't boring?

 

[Clownbot]

It'd be more interesting.

What if I was more interesting?

 

[Suntan Luigi]

You would be more interesting.

What if this thread was more interesting?

 

[Clownbot]

It would have a higher post count.

What if the recent posts were less obvious?

 

[StinkomanFan]

A movie based apon such humor and these forums would be made

What if it was?

 

[UberMario]

Then it wouldn't be.

What if I was right about this?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then there would be a paradox.

What if we could only speak through Forum Games inside jokes?

 

[StinkomanFan]

They'd stop being in jokes

What if thse forums were a movie?

 

[UberMario]

It would be the leading seller of popcorn.

What if you were an athlete?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then I would be out training.

What if I was good at getting into small places?

 

[UberMario]

People would say LOLWUT?

What if I wasn't the last poster in 8 topics here?

 

[Suntan Luigi]

People would wonder where you went.


What if I did something revolting?

 

[StinkomanFan]

You'd be shunned

What if Calvin and Hobbes was still in the comics?

 

[Elucifur]

It would be eventually made into an anime or something.

What if my hair got layered?

 

[UberMario]

That depends, what do you look like? (Don't want to know)

What if we had teleprompters?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then we would know what we were saying at all times.

What if we actually WERE our avatars?

 

[Tacel]

Then... *looks at my avatar* that would be awesome!

What if every member of smashboards was online at the same time.

 

[UberMario]

Then the internet would explode.

What if this explosion causes Digimon?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then my Digimon-hating friend would scream. =/

Wait, is this original Digimon, Digimon Frontier, or otherwise?

 

[UberMario]

The former not the latter two.

What kind of pokemon are you?

 

[MPH Deku]

According to PMD2, Torchic.

You?

 

[UberMario]

Squirtle

What if Water Gun hurt in Brawl?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Doesn't it though? If you're at close range and don't charge Water Gun at all, doesn't it...

What if cosplay was almost always successful?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then you would put the 'almost' in 'almost always'.

Was that a bit harsh?

 

[UberMario]

No . . this is a bit harsh . . . IDIOT! You didn't put IF in your statement!

What if I was yelled at for that?

 

[highfive]

There would be no ramifications because this is the internet.
What if MJ wasn't dead but waiting for his comeback tour?

 

[MPH Deku]

Actually, he's not dead, he turned into a giant robot and flew into space.

What if highfive posted more often here?

 

[finalark]

Then we'd get to see his epic avatar more often.

What if Hollywood stopped making movies based off TV shows?

 

[StinkomanFan]

We'd be crying tears of joy

Wht if the Simpsons had a #1 hit?

 

[highfive]

The animators would start getting cocky.
What if Apple stopped selling Ipods?

 

[UberMario]

I would buy one.

What if there were 30 moons around Earth?

 

[Clownbot]

Then one of them would crash after an evil mask commanded a little boy to cause destruction.

What if I had every Nintendo system evar?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then you would have a Virtual Boy. And nobody wants THAT.

What if I had a mullet?

 

[UberMario]

Then the awesomeness would cause your county to explode.

What if I had every Arcade game ever?