What if...?

[Indigo Jeans]

Impossible. Ya gotta face the facts, son.

What if SF666 really was my son?

 

[StinkomanFan]

You'd have beaten your wife

What if people weren't boring

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Then your question wouldn't exist.

What if Stinkoman was married to his pickup, Shilene?

 

[smashfan666]

there'd be a lot more people asking if people are asking for a CHALLEEEEEEEEEEENGE!

what if my avatar was the unused mother 3 boss instead?

 

[Tacel]

Human's would be enslaved by extraterrestrials.

What if Bowser had to save Peach from Mario?

 

[smashfan666]

*sigh* too sad to answer that...

what if stinkomanfan just gave back rights to that coming soon fanfic? i mean I wrote it... and thought of it... and even got the idea for it... and put in all the references to popular media...

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Well, there's no point nao, since it's done and done.

What if I was a Mod and could ban all of you/ close the Forum Gamez?

 

[Elucifur]

@smashfan: If you don't feel like answering, then don't post. Simple, right?

What if Bowser had to save Peach from Mario?

Then Toad would be a supa cute mini-boss.

@*(T.R.D.S.): Then we'd all join together to create a supa ultra mod and ban YOU.

What if I could create a hybrid fruit of a lemon and a peach?

 

[smashfan666]

then slot machines would think they DEFiNiTELY need to catch up.

what if water tasted like coffee?

 

[StinkomanFan]

You'd be hyper

What if my hat was cooler

 

[smashfan666]

everyone would mug you to get it.

what if my headphones didn't have a broken left speaker?

 

[Clownbot]

Then they would have a broken right speaker.

What if fjeinasineioaodsek was a word?

 

[Elucifur]

It'd be my favorite word, hell yes.

What if you could turn water into plasma? There's already solid, liquid, and gas. So why not plasma?

 

[Clownbot]

Note to self: Pitch that water-flavored jello idea to the boss this morning.

What if... I went to bed right now?

 

[Elucifur]

Then I would too since nobody else is on.

What if we stayed up all night?

 

[smashfan666]

we'd all be sleep-deprived zombies.

what if nobody invented television?

 

[Clownbot]

We'd be watching paint dry?

What if paint never existed?

 

[StinkomanFan]

we'd be doing barrel rolls

What if someone did a barrel roll into a pit of lava?

 

[smashfan666]

they would say OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!! MY BUTT BURNS EVERYWHERE!

what if comedy never existed?

 

[Tacel]

Then everyday would be a rainy day, and smiles would be rarely seen.

What if Shigeru Miyamoto designed Super Smash Brothers?

 

[Clownbot]

Super Smash Bros. Brawl would utilize Motion Control in the fighting, and Louie from Pikmin would be playable.

What if I was as melerifinilical as Ace and Luce?

 

[Tacel]

I just ninja'd LASRS I tink.

Then the world would explode with the amount of melerifinilical.

I wish little girls would stop wishing for ponys for Christmas.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Impossible. Me, Ace, and Luce are teh moar Melerifinilical of all. Being Melerifinilical is win.

What if melerifinilical was in teh dictionary?

You b*stard, you are teh most win Ninja'er of all........ TEACH ME, MASTER!!!!

But Lasrsly, that Ninja was win.

 

[Tacel]

Then there would have to be a whole other dictionary for melerifinilical.
In alphabetical order
First 1/3 of that dictionary: TheAceLucario
Second 1/3 of that dictionary: Elucifur
Third 1/3 of that dictionary: Lasrs (*(T.R.D.S.))

What if I ninja'd Lasrs (*(T.R.D.S.)) again?

 

[Indigo Jeans]

Hah, you didn't this time! VICTOHREE.

What if I was black?

 

[Fuelbi]

i thought the ravens in your picture was black?

what if superman was raised in china?

 

[finalark]

Then he would support oppression, the government and the communist way.

What if America actually had a functional political system rather than this nation-deviding "democrats VS. republicans" bull****?

 

[Clownbot]

I don't know, the world would be a better place or some ****?

What if I cared more about politics?

 

[Elucifur]

Then you would've answered finalark's question with a better answer.

What if I actually understood politics?

 

[Fuelbi]

then the world would be a better place.

what if super smash bros didnt exist?

 

[finalark]

Then we'd all just revert back to some other fighting game.

What if the DSi could play all of my GBA games?

 

[Grey Belnades]

You'd probably keep it till the Nintendonut comes out and you'd sell it on eBay >.>

What if I'm the Monopoly man?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

I'd punch you for stealing 2nd place in the beauty contest. It was rightfully mine.

What if paper towels never got wet?

 

[Elucifur]

Then there would be no stupid commercials comparing how much wetness they can absorb.

What if dogs could talk?

 

[Clownbot]

They can.

What if dogs could speak english?

 

[Elucifur]

They'd be more melerifinilical than all of us.

What if I was A PRITY GURL 2?

 

[Fuelbi]

Then we would all be high.

what if I ate penguins for lunch?

 

[Clownbot]

King Dedede would be missing from Brawl.

What if King Dedede ate you first?

 

[Suntan Luigi]

Then you would be victim to a DDDcide.


What if.....Brawl online was like Xbox Live?

 

[Jonkku]

Then there would be hundreds of 7 year olds crying on the mic. In other words, "With anyone" would be even less playable... (If that is possible.)

What if I couldn't come up with atleast a decent question?