What if...?

[jigglyppuff8]

Brawl would be a good game and all would be right with the world.

What if pencils sharpened themselves?

 

[Tacel]

Then I would have a pencil for less than an hour.

What if Captain Falcon was the president of the United Sates?

 

[sion_nova]

then punching random people would be legal as long as you put a noun in front of it

what if g&w were president?

 

[Elucifur]

Any movie/game in 3-D would be illegal.

What if Peach were Queen of the Mushroom Kingdom?

 

[00000]

Then the king would be Daisy.

What if I suicided?

 

[TheBlossomingLily]

Then you will ask God for a labtop to view the replies!

What if there was no such thing as anime?

 

[A~Kid/ToonethLinkage]

Then the fanboys will all commit suicide.

What if there's a law that everytime we punch someone we have to say "Falcon Punch"?

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Boxing becomes the most watched sport ever.

What if the Wii had a good Pokemon game?

 

[StinkomanFan]

It would include Team Rocket.

What if Pokemon was canceled?

 

[sion_nova]

then there would be a disturbance in the force

what if color never existed?

 

[Tacel]

Then people who made textures would be crazy.

What if Captain Falcon raced in a segway instead of a car?

 

[AlexoftheAura]

We'd think he's white and nerdy.

What if it was a motorcycle?

 

[Elucifur]

He'd race Wario while Sonic would just be annoying and yell "YOU'RE TOO SLOW."

What if the Falcon Punch never existed?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Falcon kick would be famous instead

What if people actually read my fanfics?

 

[sion_nova]

then they would go blind...with awesomeness (cwutididthar =P )

what if killer cacti attacked? (not quite sure if i spelled that right =/ )

 

[Clownbot]

Then the movie would be called "Planet of the Cacti".

What if I ruled the world?

 

[Aztec Avenger]

Then the movie would be called "Planet of the Cacti".

What if I ruled the world?

Then Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick you in the face, cause only Norris can rule the world

What if Captain Falcon and Chuck Norris combined into one being?

 

[Barge]

God.

What if our seas were made of chocolate

 

[TheBlossomingLily]

Then we'd be having cravings for water instead! XD

What if the next Super Smash Bros. was an MMO for the Wii?

 

[Clownbot]

Then someone must've divided by zero...

What if McDonald's was healthy?

 

[Aztec Avenger]

Then America would be stronger,better,faster, and have less pussified people, like how you sue McDonalds for getting you fat.

What if a Big Daddy were to knock on your door and ask you for sugar?

 

[Clownbot]

I'd freak the **** out, that's what I'd do.

What if I had a hook for a hand?

 

[Tacel]

I would ask for you to be the assistant captain of my ship.

What if all humans were cannibals?

 

[Aztec Avenger]

I would be the first to eat the the heart, to gain their powers!

What if the game Smash vs Marvel vs Capcom vs DC vs Mortal Kombat HD remix were created.

 

[Clownbot]

SSB would die out.

What if hell froze over?

 

[Tacel]

The whole existence of life would explode.

What if meatballs didn't go with spaghetti?

 

[Aztec Avenger]

Then we would have meat triangles.

What if I was Superman without the weakness to kyrptonite.

 

[Clownbot]

Okay, you don't have a weakness to kyrptonite. KRYptonite, on the other hand...

What if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Aztec Avenger]

Then there would be no wood to be chucked after the wood chuck chucked the wood

What if I a hitman was actually your next door neighbor who is a priest.

 

[sion_nova]

i would question your religion

what if i killed chuck norris?

 

[Clownbot]

You'd wake up from that dream
to find CHUCK NORRIS' FIST THROUGH YOUR CHEST!

What if babies never cried?

 

[Tacel]

Then babies would yell louder, in a very, many voice.

What if everybody expected the Spanish Inquisition?
Because... NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

 

[Aztec Avenger]

Then they would be like GTFO to religion. ( Sorry I barely know what the inquisition was)

What if Jigglypuff had a manly voice like Ganon?

 

[Clownbot]

It'd be less funny whenever Snake lost to Jigglypuff in a match.

What if you were invited to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory?

 

[Aztec Avenger]

I would accept but bring along a tazor in case he got a bit touchy.

What if you were invited to Rapture?

 

[Clownbot]

I would Rapture it up, man!

Honestly, I don't know what that is.

What if man had wings?

 

[Elucifur]

Then we could take our pet birds out for a fly.

What if homosexuality was accepted more?

 

[finalark]

Then the human race would die out.

What if there was no such thing as political correctness?

 

[Clownbot]

Then all politicians would be incorrect. Wait a second...

What if I weren't 4 t0t41 n00b?

 

[Elucifur]

Then you'd be a total noob.

What if people actually spoke that way?