What if...?

[Clownbot]

I would be satisfied.

What if I could have a Klondike Bar without doing anything for it?

 

[Elucifur]

Then it's just a Clownbot Bar.

What if Clownbot Bars existed?

 

[Clownbot]

They would sell like hotcakes.

What if I became rich?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

then you would have money.

what if I didin't pay rent?

 

[StinkomanFan]

You'd become a hobo

What if Hobos could afford cable?

 

[UberMario]

Then my ostrich will still not be allowed to use the internet.

What if Spencer's possesions didn't burst into flames for no apparent reason?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then they would end up being on fire due to gas spill.

What if you get mugged?

 

[Clownbot]

It doesn't matter, because I'm already poor.

What if I cared more?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then you would worry.

What if there was more fossil fuels in the world.

 

[Clownbot]

LOLWUT?

What if you used proper punctuation and grammar?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

t3hn ey3 Wuld b3 Awexome!!!

What if there were more fossil fuels in the world?

 

[Medli]

Then life would be easier.

What if a wild Snorlax appeared?

 

[StinkomanFan]

I'd try to use an ultra ball

What if I had a convoy?

 

[UberMario]

The gas prices would be overwhelming.

What if I had a gas-free Hummer?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

then it wouldn't run

What if I had a diesel car that ran on vegetable oil (it can, I've seen it)?

 

[smashfan666]

then you wouldn't have any use for cooking supplies...

what if the brawl stage "battlefield" were the midair stadium from the SSE?

 

[UberMario]

Then it would be banned because the lip is horrible.

Why do the bosses not flinch when you attack them? They look like idiots . . . . .

 

[MPH Deku]

Ask in the form of a 'What if' question, please.

What if we stopped refering to Stinko as a woman?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then it would no longer be a running gag.

What if my account was called "ADudeNamedRaf"?

 

[UberMario]

Then it wouldn't be as interesting.

What if my account was called "SuppaDuppaMario"?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then it wouldn't be Uber

What if the German version of super wasn't awesome?

 

[smashfan666]

it would be "coopreme"

what if i was an uber pope?

 

[StinkomanFan]

You'd be overthrown for a better society

What if I didn't hate SF666?

 

[Elucifur]

Then you'd ignore him like I (usually) do.

What if I wasn't so rude to people?

 

[smashfan666]

you would be a successful and wealthy society member...

what if people posted in Forum Fight!! more often?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then it would be even more of a nonsensical thread.

What if I didn't have to move to another apartment again?

 

[StinkomanFan]

It wouldn't become a plot point! erm.... I mean

Who chooses our fates?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Ourselves

Why is this version of Caramelldansen so awesome?

 

[StinkomanFan]

because it can

What if I didn't mess up the game?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then it wouldn't exist... like I messed it up (my bad 0_0; )

What if monsters were really in our closets as kids?

 

[StinkomanFan]

Pokemon would take a new meaning

What if that wasn't dirty sounding?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then teenagers wouldn't have anything else to talk about.

What if others were as excited as I am about "Halo 3: ODST"?

 

[smashfan666]

other video game companies would go out of business due to lack of sales.

what if the ed edd n' eddy movie was already out on DVD?

 

[Clownbot]

I would be happy.

What if I weren't too lazy to finish half the games I own?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then you would feel somewhat empty with some of their endings.

What if I could get combos in Brawl better.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You'd be a real Smash Jouneyman

What if Digimon were real

 

[UberMario]

Architects would be miserable.

What if people could grow to be 20 feet tall?

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

Then we'd need bigger buildings in a shrinking world.

What if my first Xbox 360 didn't red-ring?

 

[UberMario]

Then it would have imploded.

What if my N64 didn't have such a relatively low resolution?

 

[smashfan666]

it would be be in an impossibly low resolution.

what if my sega genesis wasn't broken?