Vent Thread- Not enough rage

[undead_moose]

Rage because....

I havent raged in a while

 

[xXArrowXx]

rage cause i cant find my pants.

pantsless rrrrraaaaaage
even the hulk messes with that ****

also where are my BEADS!

 

[Nixernator]

rage cause i cant find my pants.

pantsless rrrrraaaaaage
even the hulk messes with that ****

also where are my BEADS!

What type of beads. Very, very sensual beads?

 

[Leisha]

Having bad luck constantly does suck =/

 

[Zero]

What type of beads. Very, very sensual beads?

uh oh, not this again

 

[Nixernator]

uh oh, lets do this again

Fix'd for you.

 

[MTGod]

****in' rage at poker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I went for an hour and fifteen minutes without getting so much as a pair, including the hands which I folded, and I got rivered a total of 8 times over the course of the night, 5 or 6 of those were to the same ****in person within the same ****in hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

---> Hates people who call AKs with nothing and then beat me.................................................................

 

[xXArrowXx]

swoozie beads?

 

[Nixernator]

sure if thats what you call them

 

[xXArrowXx]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAiD_1v0X1E
like this **** dont make it sound dirty. (ill be flameboyant becuases its the vent thread)
btw i am making super sonic and probably some ff / crono trigger character.
yoshi turns out good.

 

[Zero]

omfg i want a screw attack one

 

[Nova]

****in' rage at poker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I went for an hour and fifteen minutes without getting so much as a pair, including the hands which I folded, and I got rivered a total of 8 times over the course of the night, 5 or 6 of those were to the same ****in person within the same ****in hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

---> Hates people who call AKs with nothing and then beat me.................................................................

You see, I like Poker. Until I'm dealt a 7. Then I just fold automatically. Or if a 7 comes on the flop, I generally lose.
I pretty much hate 7.
I wanna go at it with a chainsaw.
Then a fire hydrant.
Then liquid nitrogen.
Then throw if off a cliff.
Then down it in Tabasco.
Then feed it to a sand worm.
Then feed the sand worm to an Anaconda.
Then feed the Anaconda to a Crocodile.
Then feed the Crocodile to an T-REX.
Then wait until it has been digested.
Then shoot the T-REX out a cannon towards Jupiter.
In which case it'll finally and painfully die in about 2 years of agonising pain while burning up in Jupiter's cosmic wind.

JUPITER THUNDER
CRASH

AHGHAGAHAG!
7s's so stupid. Like, no matter what you can think of, it's stupider than it. If you disagree with me you admit you're wrong. 7 = end.

 

[Sieg]

Why?

Get a 7, get a 10 card next round, then hit again.

Pretty easy imo.

 

[xXArrowXx]

thats blackjack...

what u do is you get a 7 then you get another then u get 2 more on the flop.

 

[luke_atyeo]

hahaha there is something worse then 7 nova, two 7's, also 7 neckbeards.

 

[Nova]

Why?

Get a 7, get a 10 card next round, then hit again.

Pretty easy imo.

Exept in my case, the cards would juggle around and I'd get 7, K, Q or something. I almost always sit on 17 unless something odd is going on.

Serioulsy, the last time I played BJ I got a 6 to start with, then a 7, so I hit again, another 7. I sit on 20.
Dealer: "OH HAI UNLUCKY 7 PERSON, 3, 4, 3, A = 21, HAHAHAHA77777777777777" = me beaten soley because I had two 7's (and the *******s didn't even get dealt straight away so I could get a win or split on a pair). UGH. It was a $50 bet.
And no it's not 6's fault. It's always 7's.

@ luke, 7 neckbeards? *Cowers*

@ Shark I once had 3 of a kind 7 in Hold 'em, along with a pair of 3's.

SOMEONE ELSE also had a pair of 3's and 3 8's. ARGH. Like I was dealt 7, 3 (should have folded, I think I had the big blind), other person was obvioulsy dealt 8, 3. The flop = 7, 8, 7, 3, 8. So the other person actually won with a Full House (8, 8, 8, 7, 7). While I had a Full House also, but it's 7's fault (7, 7, 7, 8, 8). Some other person had a pair of kings dealt in that hand (didn't raise) and lost out to both our hands. Hahaha
Ah
UGH.

RAHGGGGETT^&BDΞΘΒΔφΕωΞΙΚψΙΓΙΨΣΤΥΈΏ◎△ώί◇ά☆

 

[Sieg]

Folding is GIVING IN TO FEAR.

NEVER FOLD. ALWAYS BET WITH YOUR GUT.

 

[Nixernator]

You guys all suck, bet based on the facial expressions and mannerisms of the ******* around you. Duh.

 

[Nova]

I would grab Nicks but he'd machine gun his way out of it.

Maybe you can just CHEAT like you did in that Brawl match hey????????
*Ftilts 7 times then he PAUSES IT*
I bet it was 7 times as well.
nfi what I'm going on about or where this is heading, so back to the card game.

It's quite hard to tell the mannerisms of dealers who have no idea what card they have (in BJ anyway). B@stards. Also I tend to lose to female dealers.

 

[Sirias]

Lol.

Serioulsy, the last time I played BJ I got a 6 to start with, then a 7, so I hit again, another 7. I sit on 20.

... Lol?

 

[Nova]

It did occur to me that nobody else abbreviates BlackJack for a reason.

I guess I'll stop doing it soon enough. Least I didn't get a 6 then a 9.

 

[xXArrowXx]

its more like a suck job anyway...
i call it 21 for short anyway =P

 

[Nixernator]

You got me to like 60ish % with the first Ftilt lock, till my SDI decided that Start was a better choice than any of the sticks. Figure out how many ftilt's that is... now.

 

[Nova]

I have no idea.
Let's just say it's 7, it'd make sense. I think I'll change my Brawl/Melee names from "Gaga" to "7" then I have a legitimate excuse for losing all the time.

I rage @ waking up in a bad mood and staying like it for the whole day.
Someone speaks to me "Hi S...."
"*S(*D& FOAD" response. It's annoying. There should be a way to just get rid of mood swings. Then I'd be perfect. Except that whole gambling thing, oh and I hate the way I look.

I think it's just the people I'm around though. It's all their fault. And the fact I hate Adelaide. And the fact I'm too lazy to do anything about it. I'm going to DIE before 40 now as well, I've lowered my life expectancy by another 10 years based on recent eatings. I'VE LIVED HALF MY LIFE ALREADY. I need to see more Cyclones though. I wonder if I go outside and just scream really loudly, if that'll get rid of this mood, or I'll catch bronchitis.

Gay gene johns/rage.

 

[Zero]

Just change your name to 21 and you'll never lose.

 

[MTGod]

Or you could change your name to "Always Winning"....

"Hi, who're you?"
"Me? I'm Always Winning, who're you?"
"..."

 

[Nixernator]

Change your name to Nixernator IMO. Win tournies and stuff with it would ya?

 

[Nova]

I can't change it to anything more than 5 letters on Brawl and 4 on Melee.

So GAGA or 7 (or 21 if I'm angry) will do.

21 = 7 + 7 + 7 = DIE.

 

[luke_atyeo]

black jack is the ****, so much fun
take me to the casino again nova!

 

[Dedu]

Lady Gaga is soooo gay.
Move on Gaga/Minelli/Minogue. They're just the same olde pop trash. All that is mostly played in gay bars n clubs.
Something different for a change would be nice. :3

That and most gay guys you see in the bars are all the same 'young twink/gym bunny/muscle mary' types or old pedobears just after a root. Bleh.
Yeh I'm gay too but I rather hang out with friends for the night than getting tweaked out on drugs/meth. Not tried em but seen too many guys go all **** n crazy when on teh drugs. HUGE turn off + RAGE.

There should be a way to just get rid of mood swings.

There really isn't one. Only you can shut those moods swings up. Not by ignoring them but by dealing with them... get my drift?
Or you could 'smoke more cones' and get stoned for the day instead

Blackjack is fun **** with friends but at casinos? Dunno... guess winning teh moniez makes it moar funsies!

 

[Nova]

Edit: 494830839
Nope. Seriously can't be bothered responding to that ****.

 

[xXArrowXx]

heres how u win 21.
u get 4, twos, then u hit and get 4,aces then u get 3, threes
its a magic trick if u shuffle deck properly

 

[MTGod]

I'll hold down the dealer, you shuffle the deck - let's go Arrow :D:D:D

 

[Bsrk_]

Learn to card count_

 

[Nixernator]

My dad got kicked out of crown for card counting.

 

[xXArrowXx]

so did i. 1.. 2... 3.. times. i am a addict.

 

[luke_atyeo]

lol noobs l2notbeanoob they use anywhere from 4 or more decks at once so you cant card count.

also dedu, sterotype much? get over that ****

 

[Bsrk_]

I knew you would snap one day Luke_ It was only time before i witnessed your horrific downfall and subsequent mental breakdown_ /popcorn

 

[Nova]

also dedu, sterotype much? get over that ****

That is basically exactly what I said in a huge rage post after his but decided to just let it be. So many things I could point out from it (and did) but I cbf with the drama.

Edit: Actually, I read the post again and it annoyed me, again.
*Restores rage post*

 

[luke_atyeo]

lolwat? you call that snapping? you perthians havnt seen ****.