Vending Machine

[Sephiroths Masamune]

You get hentai

i insert a Quad Laser

 

[XACE-K]

You get a Tri-laser.

I insert an arm.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

You get a leg

i insert a Maverick

 

[Kei_Takaro]

You get Astroboy lol

I insert Steak

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

you get A1 sauce

I insert the lottery

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

you get broke

I insert a nerd

 

[Kei_Takaro]

You get Jocks

I insert bad pun

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

you get ******** laughs

I insert a mail man

 

[Kmaru]

you get mad paper cuts
i insert a razor

 

[Dogysamich]

You get the boomslang mouse. GO FORTH AND PWN.

I insert a bic pen.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

you get the worst ink stain ever

I insert Bernie Mac

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

you get RIP

I insert a fan made video game

 

[Kei_Takaro]

You get Rom Hacks

I insert Sony Bravia

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

You get HD

I insert a foot fetish

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

you get foot sex

I insert a deadman

 

[CallerID3]

You get a zombie.

I insert a waffle.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get a Waffle Bucket.

I insert a zombine.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

You get Chris Redfield popping a few rounds

I insert an old dollar

 

[CallerID3]

You get 100 pennies.

I insert an RPG.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

you get a rocket propelled grenade

I insert that rocket propelled grenade

 

[toon_marth]

you get a role playing grenade. (hey that gives me a great idea recruit other grenades on your epic quest to decimate lol)

I insert a 50 yard spiral.

 

[Brav3r]

you get dizzy

I insert a bag of sugar, and ice

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

you get a bad toothache but with some numbing comfort

I insert Mt. Olympus

 

[Erj]

You get a slap in the face... Oh wait thats not all, out comes a Miniature version of Mt. Olympus. Well just my luck.

Inserts 3 dimes, a Penny, and a Nickel....
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Ah D@!n it. The machines broke. Gotta fix it.
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There we go. Good as new. Time to wait for my prize.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

oops it broke again you get jacht ****
it started working enough for me to Insert a moldy hamburger

 

[CallerID3]

You get a moldy cheeseburger.

I insert a building.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

you get Donkey kong standing on it

I insert the speed of light

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

you get bored of moving so fast

I insert a camel toe

 

[MPH Deku]

You get junk in your trunk.

I insert Leon Kennedy as he bust a cap in a zombie.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

You get no complaints cause he ain't shooting *****z lol

I insert the nintendo DSi

 

[toon_marth]

you get a bad review.

i insert verizon

 

[ranmaru]

You get AOL

I insert hentai

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

You get a bunch of horny nerds

I insert a speeding ticket

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

you get a GTA

I insert the mad monkey king of the forth demention

 

[toon_marth]

you get what ever comes out of the ninth dimension.

I insert Apple Inc.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

you get an Ipod touch

I insert a poser

 

[Mewtario]

You get an Ipod touch again.

I insert American Airlines Flight 11.

 

[Dogysamich]

You get a trip into a building...?

I insert a sloppy joe.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

you get me wanting seconds

I insert a sniper

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

you get a dead Brittney Spears

I insert a Nightmare