Vending Machine

[finalark]

You get a Galick Gun to the face.

I insert Peter Jackson.

 

[DarkAura]

you get king dedede's BIG FAT GAY DANCE!

i insert king ddd's hammer

 

[King Dodongo]

You get the Master Sword.
I insert Falco's "Piece a cake"

 

[finalark]

Nothing comes out, because the cake is a lie.

I insert Yugi's hair.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

You get the new hair trend of 09

I insert a dunking contest

 

[DarkAura]

you get a waterlogged child

i insert a knuckle

 

[The Marth]

you get a waterlogged child

i insert a knuckle

You get a fist.

I insert

 

[King Dodongo]

You get

I insert Paper Mario.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a thousand year door.

I insert 256.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

you get $4 of tip

I insert Me

 

[Mewtario]

You get a big "ur doin it wrong" for misspelling "crazy."

I insert the CORRECT spelling of crazy.

 

[Kei_Takaro]

You get anti Grammer Nazi

I insert yo' Momma

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

you get yo' daddy

I insert a certain gay blue hedgehog

 

[Kei_Takaro]

You get the Jonas Brothers

I insert Chocolate Rain

 

[professor mgw]

u get lil wayne.

i insert a female bum who plays brawl to much...

 

[Kinzer]

Yuo get Bum, that one Donkey Bong pro.

I insert some purple shoes.

 

[Kei_Takaro]

You get gay Protomen named Vic

I insert at least 100

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

you get 99 sorry

I insert the dramatic hamster

 

[Kei_Takaro]

You get Dramatic Fox

I insert Marth mains who they think is the only replacement for Sephy

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

You get roy

I insert a knife

 

[Kinzer]

You get a spork.

I insert the WTF-Bomb, if I haven't already.

 

[finalark]

You get "WHAT THE FU- *BOOOOOOOOM!!*

I insert the Doomhammer.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

you get a deathnail

I insert spell-check

 

[Arbiter]

You get improper grammar.

I insert some cheese.

 

[Kinzer]

You get banned?

I insert a plea.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

you get a chuck norris joke

i insert a F-bomb

 

[Kinzer]

You get an A(tom)-Bomb.

I insert my nail clipping.

 

[platnum]

You get A DEATH KNIFE!

I insert A DEATH KNIFE!

 

[Kei_Takaro]

You get Red Stapler from Gmod <_<;

I insert |-|@XZ0r$

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

The vending machine falls you

I insert some german guy

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

you get some french guy

i insert a hippopotamus

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

You get a rihno

I insert me

 

[Kinzer]

You get sent out of another vending machine somewhere else.

I insert a worm hole.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

You get a worm. duh

I insert tomorrow and next monday

 

[Kinzer]

You get... The Next Tuesday after tomorrow.

I insert a disease-free swine.

 

[finalark]

You get clean pork chops.

I insert a Transformer.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

You get a teapot(you inserted a gay one)

I insert a blow fish and puffer fish

 

[Kinzer]

You get a buffer fish.

I insert a muscle.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

you get some kind of unburnable fat you have to tuck away from sight (melee mario)

I insert something that can't stop growing

 

[finalark]

You get Audrey II.

I insert a Dragonball.