Vending Machine

[DtJ Jungle]

You die

I insert a pencil

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

you get an empitsu desu (haven't we done this before?)

i insert a creepy penguin wearing a bow tie

 

[toon_marth]

you get junglefever on0ez

I insert home improvement

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

you get Tim Alan in his prime

I insert an old photo of your grandma and she's hot

 

[toon_marth]

You get an old photo of your grandma and shes not.

I insert an almost broken rapier.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

you get killed in battle

I insert elephantiasis

 

[MPH Deku]

You get my least favorite disease

I insert Masamune's post count.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

you get My post count > his

I insert an Army of Gundams

 

[toon_marth]

you get Amuro Ray and Heero Yuy, trying to pilot them all because they think theyre more powerful than they really are.

I insert Motoi Sakuraba.

 

[ranmaru]

You get SOMETHING.

I insert pie.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

you get rabbis

I insert !#$%

 

[ranmaru]

You get swear jar.

I insert DICE JAR

 

[MPH Deku]

You get YATZEE!

I insert my avatar's snuggie staff.

 

[toon_marth]

you get his hat.

I insert something stupid

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

you get yourself

I insert a purple dinosaur

 

[L__]

You get Barney.

I insert a yellow dinosaur.

 

[toon_marth]

you get barney's third color variation in the next smash bros.

I insert mexico, a car, and come empty bottles.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

you get the scariest beer run

I insert the next SSB

 

[toon_marth]

you get a nerfed MK

I insert cash 4 gold

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

You a golden watch

I insert a hand

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

You get an Insane crazy guy looking for his hand

I insert the line "Im tired of these Mother F****** snakes on this Mother F****** plane"

 

[Heartz♥]

You get an Insane crazy guy looking for his hand

I insert the line "Im tired of these Mother F****** snakes on this Mother F****** plane"

You get a Samuel Jackson with a cap on.

I insert one of my hearts into the vending machine.

 

[|RK|]

You get 4 cents.

I insert a monkey.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

you get my new rug

I insert a Highlander

 

[GaNoNdOrFgUrL]

You get a Jeep.

I insert a human brain.

 

[professor mgw]

you get ash from pokemon.

i insert your mother...

 

[GaNoNdOrFgUrL]

you get your aunt's sister-in-law's cousin's boyfriend's sister. =)

i insert an expired learner's permit.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a guy with an overbite, repeatedly hitting himself in the chest with his hand.

I insert a caution sign.

 

[ranmaru]

You get caution sign.

I insert caution sign.

 

[DarkAura]

you get a destroyed lambo and a dead drunk driver

i insert a 6 string guitar with only 4 strings

 

[ranmaru]

You get an unleapable cliff gap

I insert prince of persia

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

you get the king of Sparta

I insert a box of matches

 

[DarkAura]

you get a semi atomic explosion with a small child flying out of no where

i insert that flying child

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

you get an old WWII vet with an A-Agun in his back yard taking aim

I insert that vet

 

[DarkAura]

you get a dead guy rapped in toilet paper

i insert a large fishing vessel rapped in rubbery burnt bacon

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

you get seagulls attacking it and eating all the passengers in the vessel

I insert a road trip to Los Vegas

 

[DarkAura]

you get a marriage to a women you met a casino 2 days into your trip and learn the awful truth shes actually your father

i insert some falcon punch with a hint of citrus

 

[Mewtario]

You get a fanfic lemon involving Captain Falcon....

...ew

I insert

 

[DarkAura]

you get one screwed up hamster-fish-fly thing that jumped in a can of blue paint

i insert Chuck Norris

 

[The Marth]

you get one screwed up hamster-fish-fly thing that jumped in a can of blue paint

i insert Chuck Norris

You get killed.

I insert vegeta.