Vending Machine

[finalark]

You get a kamehameha.

I inset a gaming PC.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

You mean PC chirs? Well you get owned

I insert 1 foot

 

[Mewtario]

You get 0.3048 meters!

I insert the movie, "An American Carol"

 

[toon_marth]

You get presents

I insert 2005

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

You get the missing piece to the triangle

I insert 1 human foot

 

[toon_marth]

you get two female

Spoiler

hands

I insert 12345678910

 

[DarkDragonShadowLance]

You get abcdefghijk

I insert a C4

 

[toon_marth]

you get blown up

I insert your charred self

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

You get drangon surprize

I insert a grape ape

 

[DarkDragonShadowLance]

you get grape kool aid

I insert a hadouken

 

[toon_marth]

you get SHORYUKEN!

I insert Shoryuken surprise

 

[DarkDragonShadowLance]

You get a "WTFHOLY-GAH!" Ultra combo finish.

I insert a Flaming Shoryuken

 

[toon_marth]

you get a flaming hydouk--...wait

I insert toon link

 

[DarkDragonShadowLance]

You get a hyperactive hedgehog

I insert Falcon FFA's

 

[Kinzer]

You get knee'd, kyicked, and pawnched... YEZS!

I insert MK FFAs.

 

[Ninterror]

You loss your virginity to a Lion.

*inserts Fish Sticks*

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

If they are frozen you get astick if not you get a new fish

I put 1 bean in

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get half of it back. That's all you have left to eat as well, because I destroyed your refrigerator.

I insert an awesome YouTube video with n00by comments.

 

[Mewtario]

You get a YouTube meme.

I insert half of a quarter.

 

[Kinzer]

You get 12 cents, and a different currency left over to cover for that 1/2 a penny.

I insert my back sores.

 

[TimeWarpedBrawler]

You get front sores (I think you know where.....)

I insert sand and penguin meat

 

[peregrine monkey]

You get glass and fried chicken.

I insert a deceased rat.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

You a pichu

I insert a green ear

 

[Kinzer]

You get a Green thumb.

I insert a hangnail.

 

[DarkDragonShadowLance]

You get a tacked toe.

I insert Chuck Norris

 

[Kazz@]

Chuck Norris doesn't want you to insert him, so you get a roundhouse kick to the face.

I insert my other self.

 

[Sephiroths Masamune]

You get Kazz13

I insert a dead version of Kazz@

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

You get a dead version of you that won't stop haunting you.

I put my head in the vending machine

 

[Kinzer]

Your head gets sliced.

I insert a Slap Chop.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

wait how come I didn't det my money back?

you get a Machamp

I insert melee holder or to one wierdos a gamecube

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

You get me holding Melee and running off wit hit

I insert General Motors

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

You get money (read the news)

I insert a catfish

 

[Elucifur]

You get a guppy.
I insert a severed head.

 

[peregrine monkey]

You get a disembodied head. That talks. And dances.

I insert citrus fruit.

 

[Elucifur]

You get citrus acid.

I insert facial hair.

 

[A1lion835]

You get pubic hair.

I insert the value of n in the equation 20^2009=10^2000x40^9x2^n (I'm a nerd).

 

[Elucifur]

You get brain juice oozing out of your ears.

I insert a pumpkin.

 

[Bets]

You get halloween

I insert Christmas

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

You get me coming down your chimney instead of Santa lol.

I insert New years eve

 

[toon_marth]

you get arrested coming back from the party.

I insert IGPX http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IGPX