Vending Machine

[A1lion835]

You get a frog.

I insert said giant rock.

 

[sion_nova]

you get a bad indiana jones parody

i insert an easy button

 

[Elucifur]

You get a hooker.

I insert a hoseaphone.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get a tuba.

I insert Faith.

 

[smashfan666]

(machine explodes because the power of faith overwhelmed it)

you get a completely messed up machine
(brings in new machine)
i insert a shotgun.

 

[Tacel]

You get a Boom Stick

I insert an Aura Sphere

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get an overpowered pokemon

I put in a Gatomon

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get Meowth.

I insert a cherry.

 

[Tacel]

You get a "cherry pie" and "a smile on your face ten miles wide".

I insert a Warrant album.

 

[Sharpevil]

You get an apple tart.

Wait, what?

I insert one million dollars.

 

[Tacel]

You get... one hundred billion dollars.

I insert six years of evil medical school.

 

[Elucifur]

You get seven days to live.

I insert a graduation ceremony.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get this.

I insert headphones.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a broken iPod.

I insert a broken set of headphones.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get a baby's toy.

I insert a guitar.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a bunch of broken strings and the neck of what appears to be a guitar.

I insert a paper guitar.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get a paper guitarist complete with its own paper fangirls.

I insert a Pokemon Trozei Cartridge.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a Pokemon Snap cartridge.

I insert some snaps.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get a dog whistle.

I insert the dog guardian statues in front of shrines. (a.k.a. Komainu)

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a Nintencats cartridge.

I insert a kitsune.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get a heavenly naked fox. (a.k.a. Suppa Tenko)

I insert masochism.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a sadistic slice of cake. Who is a lie.


I insert sadism.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get a path of destruction that goes on for miles.

I insert Mayonnaise.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a piece of toast.

I insert my newly acquired cat.

 

[sion_nova]

you get a room full of catnip, your cat shoots straight to the moon.

i insert a zoid

 

[Sharpevil]

You get a gobot

I insert an endless strip of paper into the dollar slot so that it endlessly tries to suck it up.

 

[Tacel]

You get dead trees haunting your dreams.

I insert peanut butter.

 

[smashfan666]

you get the peanut butter jelly time song ringing in your head forever...

(for some reason throws up in the vending machine slot)

i insert thorw up... (barfs again)

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get... SKINNY!!!

I insert my red jacket.

 

[Elucifur]

You get a pink frilly thong.

I insert granny panties.

 

[sion_nova]

you get nightmares

i insert macgyver

 

[Tacel]

You get a robot made out of straws, rubber bands, toothpicks, a pen, and a battery.

I insert nightmares.

 

[Elucifur]

You get Giygas.

I insert the New Age Retro Hippie.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get a protractor.

I insert a Scary Mask.

 

[Elucifur]

You get a kick in the face with unfathomable speed.

I insert a save frog.

 

[Sharpevil]

You recieve a load frog.

I smash the machine with a sledgehammer.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You receive a one way trip to Soviet Russia where machine sledgehammer you.

I insert a coaxial cable.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a death by electrocution. And another cable.

I insert jiggly's charred remains.

 

[Elucifur]

You get a mouth full of helium. Get it? Jigglypuff? Balloon Pokémon? Helium? Bah.

I insert a Sour Patch Kid.

 

[sion_nova]

you get chucky

i insert a zombie