Vending Machine

[Tacel]

You get Albert Wesker.

I insert a ginger bread man.

 

[Elucifur]

You get a gingerbread house with a witch waiting to fatten you and cook you.

I insert a Purugly.

 

[00000]

You get a 0.

I insert a 0.

 

[sion_nova]

you get the division of that 0 thus everything ends

i insert a royal rainbow

 

[Elucifur]

You get http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q239/Princess_Daisy_2006/Peach/cbe5c1ee6a90d084.jpg
(I found it off of some Peach fansite.)

I insert a bag full of watermelon flavored Jolly Ranchers.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a set of false teeth.

I insert some extra life into the machine.

 

[Elucifur]

You get 19837593243 babies.

I insert blank CDs.

 

[Raging-Banebou]

You get nothing to listen to.

I insert Rika Furude from Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Kira de Ruuf.

I insert Kira from Death Note.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get Kira from Rugrats.

I insert Vietnam.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get 19. (N-n-n-nineteen!)

I put in the mentioned song above.

 

[Clownbot]

You get n-n-n-n-Rickroll'd!

I insert an illegible post.

 

[sion_nova]

you get a boot to the head

i insert the force

 

[Clownbot]

You do not want to be at this vending machine. You would rather get off the computer and rethink your life.

I insert a lightsaber.

 

[Raging-Banebou]

You get punched out by Luke Skywalker because you used his lightsaber.

I insert a psychotic anime girl who wields scissors.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get the psychotic anime girl who beat her using a rock.

I insert a knife.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get a spy!

I put in Ash Ketchum

 

[Clownbot]

You get electrocuted by Pikachu.

I insert a quacking dog.

 

[Tacel]

You get a barking duck.

I insert a Motivational Poster.

 

[Aztec Avenger]

You get the voice of Uncle Sam saying "Join the Army"

I insert a wrench.

 

[Clownbot]

You get a dodgeball (hope someone gets that...)

I insert a shuriken.

 

[Barge]

You get wanna-be ninja series Naruto complete dvd box set

I insert milk

 

[Clownbot]

You get a gay rights activist.

I insert the letter 3

 

[Elucifur]

You get the number pink.

I insert a graduation present.

 

[Clownbot]

You get a grown man living in his mother's basement.

I insert an LOL.

 

[Aztec Avenger]

You get a Roflcopter

I insert a Chaingun.

 

[Tacel]

You get a chainsaw.

I insert a baseball.

You get a dodgeball (hope someone gets that...)

I get it! It's from Dodgeball.
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!"

 

[Elucifur]

You get a ball thrown to your "base".

I insert denture cream.

 

[Clownbot]

I get it! It's from Dodgeball.
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!"

Yup.

You get toothpaste.

I insert an angry emoticon

 

[Aztec Avenger]

You get an angry heavy with 7 medics healing him charging at you, by yourself.

I insert a pokeball.

 

[Clownbot]

You don't get anything, because you gotta catch'em all!

I insert a magic wand.

 

[Aztec Avenger]

(Oh, nice one)

You get a Harry Potter in a box! It's magic in...in a box.

I insert a zombie

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get infected

I put in Saw 4

 

[Clownbot]

(Oh, nice one)

I can't tell whether you're being sarcastic or not.

You get... Saw V?

I insert a sarcastic remark.

 

[Aztec Avenger]

(I was being serious ^_^)

You get a pessimistic remark.

I insert a hookerbot.

 

[sion_nova]

you get a dirty fembot (i heard it on a dmc parody series but i dont know where the line is from :/ )

i insert a companion cube

 

[Clownbot]

You get the Circle of Life.

I insert an Oompa Loompa.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

you get candy

I insert my elbow

 

[Clownbot]

You get a kneecap.

I insert a glass bottle.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get shards of broken glass that embed themselves into your wrist.

I insert an ambulance. Again. Because I can.