Vending Machine

[Clownbot]

You get a kneecap. again. Because I CAN.>__>

I insert an amputee.

 

[Aztec Avenger]

You get the ghost of a civil war soldier.

I insert a chocolate cake.

 

[sion_nova]

you get a lie

i insert a paradox

 

[Aztec Avenger]

You get a one way trip into the past to stop me from giving you the trip into the past.

I insert a Russian.

 

[Clownbot]

You get an alcoholic beverage.

I insert stale air.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

You have a fart

I put a watermelon in

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get a gourd that pours an endless amount of sake. *shot*

I insert a third eye. *shot again*

 

[Sieguest]

You get better depth perception (?)

I insert a lazer....

 

[Clownbot]

You get a bad internet meme.

I insert a flower.

 

[professor mgw]

you get a bumble bee

I insert black people on a chesse bus...

 

[Sieguest]

You get my wrath! (I AM BLACK!!!)

I insert chili dog...

 

[Aztec Avenger]

You get fries with over 200000 calories

I insert the Ken Combo.

 

[Sieguest]

You get owned....

I insert Super Smash Brothers Brawl...

 

[Clownbot]

You get awesome on a disk!

I insert a slice of pie.

 

[Sieguest]

You get instant gratification for your stomach! (yum)

I insert a pokeball

 

[Aztec Avenger]

You get nothing cause you gotta catch em' all ((yes I did take this from that one dude))

I insert Miyamoto.

 

[Clownbot]

You get Shigeru. ((yes I am that one dude>_>))

I insert Indiana Jones.

 

[Aztec Avenger]

You get a lead based refrigerator for the oncoming Nuclear explosion.

I insert Carl Marx.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get Kommunism.

I insert a microphone.

 

[Clownbot]

YOU GET A MEGAPHONE!!!111one

I insert a jar of peanuts.

 

[sion_nova]

you get the peanut mascot guy beating you over the head with his cane, and looking spiffy while doing so

i insert a katamari ball

 

[Zeruel21]

You recieve a massive pile of random objects, including angry people who run you out of town.

I insert a Mr. Saturn.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a Bumper.

I insert a squid.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Squidward.

I insert the FishMaster.

 

[Clownbot]

You get a seafood dinner.

I insert a Jack-In-The-Box.

 

[Martel Hammer]

You get some guy with a sphere for a head, complete with painted facial expressions.

I insert a full grown African elephant.

 

[Clownbot]

You get a problem on your hands.

I insert WARIO-MAN!!

 

[The Phazon Assassin]

The vending machine farts and puts you in the hospital.

I insert last week's paycheck.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a stolen credit card.

I insert Teran17 VS Detective Conan.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Teran Von Karma: Internet Attorney.

I insert said game.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get 50 billion copies of it sold.

I insert Lon-Lon Ranch.

 

[Clownbot]

You get Lon-Lon Milk.

I insert a Kokiri.

 

[Jonkku]

You get a Hurylian..

I insert a bottle of Chateau Romani.

 

[The Phazon Assassin]

You get Vintage Chateau Romani. Eww.

I insert the moon.

 

[Clownbot]

You get Mr. Bright. Or is it Mr. Shine?

I insert Hi-Jump Kirby.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Fighter Kirby.

I insert Sagat.

 

[Frown]

You get Saget.

I insert Saget.

 

[Elucifur]

You get Bob.

I insert chicken n' waffles.

 

[The Phazon Assassin]

You get Grits 'n Gravy.

I insert L-Block.

 

[Clownbot]

You get LOL.

I insert myself (not THAT way, perverts...)