Vending Machine

[A1lion835]

You get <9000.

I insert a scouter.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/4861/yukascout.png

I insert a sunflower seed.

 

[A1lion835]

You get an interior crocodile alligator.

I insert a chevroley movie theater.

 

[ranmaru]

You get PIE.

I insert PIE

 

[toasty]

You get half cherry and half pepperoni.

Insert a memory card.

 

[A1lion835]

You get melee.

I insert Melee>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Brawl.

 

[toasty]

You got a retardedly tired argument that has the power to ruin any and every thread!

I insert Krispy Kreme Hot Donut Time remote notification device.


EDIT: for those who don't have the amazing fortune of living near an ACTUAL Krispy Kreme STORE [yeah, like its own location, not a stack of boxes at the grocery store], they have a couple giant neon pink signs that say "HOT DONUTS NOW" which means that's when they're making their glazed donuts and when you order them, the cashier goes to back [where the factory is] and pulls the fresh donuts off of the conveyor belt IMMEDIATELY after they travel through the WALL of icing/glaze. Pretty much the most amazing and impossible-to-reenact food experience ever. Microwaving store bought ones and saying they're the same is a sin.

OH right, the thing is that these aren't always available! The hot donuts are obviously only available when they are making a new batch of donuts, so it'd be handy to have some sort of notification device to let you know when they're being made XD

 

[A1lion835]

You get lolwut?

I insert an internal combustion engine.

 

[DemonFart]

u get a [url="http://www.serebii.net/anime/pictures/houen/358/AG287.jpg]Combusken[/url]

i insert my mother.

 

[A1lion835]

You get an incorrect link >.>

I insert Link.

 

[ranmaru]

You get a hyperlink.

I insert a quote

 

[A1lion835]

You get

quote

I insert a rickigator.

 

[ranmaru]

You get a rickrool which I will not click. ;3

I insert A GATOR

 

[A1lion835]

You get a chevrolet movie the-atre.

I insert sumo 666 being wrong (it's not a rickroll, smart one).

 

[ranmaru]

You get something. :]

I insert CLICK LICK!

 

[XACE-K]

You get a right click.

I insert a sick mic.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

You get a Flu

I insert a sausage fest

 

[Dogysamich]

You get a bunch of hot Polish Women. Bet you werent expecting that!

I insert 3 Hardees sausage biscuits.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

You get Alpha who is halfway full

I insert some random RPG

 

[Dogysamich]

You get me, bursting through the wall with a controller in hand!

I insert 2 hammers and a helmet.

 

[ranmaru]

You get me with two hammers and a helmet. WTF?

I insert pie

 

[Brav3r]

You get awsome cake

i insert 2 poptarts

 

[Dogysamich]

You get an apple cinnamon surprise!

I insert 2 jars of peanut butter and a PSP

 

[ranmaru]

You get .... A MIXTURE!

I insert the RAPTURE

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

You get the second wave O_o

I insert did anyone get what I was referring to

 

[A1lion835]

You get Make way for Jewish!

I insert lots of anti-Jewish comments.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

You get a comedian doing stand up

I insert a Super Mod

 

[Mewtario]

You get, "It's a me! Mod-io!"

I insert another bad pun.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get your username.

I insert hours of research.

 

[Mewtario]

You get a miniscule fraction of how much I researched the Royal Mail Steamer Titanic.

I insert a hit below the belt much like what you just pulled on me.

 

[Brav3r]

you get another bad pun.

i insert a soda and a frost badge

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

You get a soda that has been frozen due to the frost badge and it explodes in yo face
I insert Villains

 

[XACE-K]

You get Boozer.

I insert said Boozer.

 

[Dogysamich]

You die off the top. ON SUPER MARIO WORLD LOL!

I insert the Jam Project Discography.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

You get alpha wanting to hear this project

I insert Jim carrey

 

[A1lion835]

You get Jim being carried.

I insert whoever's carrying Jim.

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

You get someone who is carrying to much

I insert Maple story

 

[ranmaru]

You get Never ending story

I insert Ever sending shorty

 

[The Alpha Gundam]

You get a rhyme

I insert sumo trying to rhyme

 

[toasty]

you get Riff Raff

I insert Reality TV