Vending Machine

[XACE-K]

You get one of the many faces of evil.

I insert a cannon.

 

[Charizard92]

You get a way of cannonbalizing people (Cannonballize: V. to launch someone out of a cannon as a form of punishment, used in a Simpsons episode)

I insert Bart Simpson

 

[XACE-K]

You get Santa's little helper.

I insert a napkin.

 

[Red Hawk One]

You get silverware.
I insert a plain plane on their plane there.

 

[Talazala]

You get a... a... wha??

 

[Red Hawk One]

...

I insert $1.50

 

[Charizard92]

You get a Coke as in the drink

I insert a Pepsi

 

[Deleted member]

You get Coke and an accordian.

I insert SPARTA!! *Kicks vending machine into a pit*

 

[MojoMan]

You get a gine for breaking the vending machine
I insert a premium member

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

You get MONEY!

I insert Kirby King and AlphaZealot.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get KirbyZealot, a weird-looking SWF super moderator.

I insert my mousepad.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

You get yourself.

I insert Wak and AlphaZealot

 

[MojoMan]

you get banned
I insert ?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get AlphaZealot Wakking himself.

I insert a mountain man.

EDIT - WAUGH!!! You posted before me!

You get !

I insert a mountain man.

 

[Deleted member]

You get Geodude.

I insert Gideon.

 

[Red Hawk One]

You get Judges 6:36

I insert John 3:16

 

[Charizard92]

You get a bible thrown at you

I insert a Palkia

 

[Red Hawk One]

You get a physicist throw at you.

I insert Dialgia.

 

[Charizard92]

You get frozen in time

I insert Darkrai, DARKRAI!!!

 

[Red Hawk One]

You get nightmares (and a lousy night's sleep).

I insert Wario, WARIO!

 

[Deleted member]

You get the most pointless character in existence, Waluigi.

I insert WaWeeGee.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a purple-clothed stalker.

I insert Dir en Grey.

 

[Darkslash]

You get the Sky Crawlers( i dunno they are both Japanese i think)

I insert Team Rocket Dawn,Lucas and Pearl

 

[Charizard92]

You get nothin, as they don't exist as antagonists

I insert Phazon, in a safety capsule

 

[Red Hawk One]

You get a HECU unit, tasked to take out the alien substance (and you, for that matter).

I insert Un...forseen Con...se...quencessss.

 

[A1lion835]

Your Girl/Boyfriend dumps you due to a rabbit stealing 1 million dollars for her ex, and they get back together (this is unforseen because you set the rabbit lose to bring you back wild carrots, but the money looked more like carrots than carrots, and your rabbit got lost).

I insert antimatter.

 

[Red Hawk One]

You wreak the vending machine, as it is made of matter.

I insert your fine for breaking it.

 

[A1lion835]

The vending machine gets confused and fines you 3 quadrillion dollars.

I insert money.

 

[Red Hawk One]

You get soda.

I insert... one MILLION dollars *Dr. Evil Pinky-laugh*

 

[Deleted member]

You get friggin sharks with friggin lazors on their heads.

I insert said sharks.

 

[Red Hawk One]

You get a hot meal.

I insert really bad teeth.

(yay new ref.)

 

[A1lion835]

You get even worse teeth.

I insert Red Hawk One's 3 quadrillion dollar fine.

 

[Red Hawk One]

You get the National Debt.

I insert the Militant Wing of the Salvation Army.

 

[Mewtario]

You get the Militant Wing of the Salvage Army

They bring up a previously sunken off-shore oil rig!

I get my head stuck in the vending machine again

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get some guy to ply it out.

I insert Squidward and Mr. Krabs.

 

[Mewtario]

You get the homosexuality from that show

QUICK! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

I insert my own tail

 

[platnum]

You get a lack of tail.


I insert <(^-^)>

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Kirby.

I insert a telephone and earmuffs.

 

[XACE-K]

You get opera.

I insert lava.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get ~Hazard Shield Online!~

I insert Keith Harris.