Vending Machine

[Darkslash]

You get a small optical disc

I insert said thoughts of May

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

You get your mind.

I insert MOAR STARFOX

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Krystal.

I insert the BigGoron's Sword.

 

[XACE-K]

You get the Giant's Knife.

I insert bomb arrows.

 

[Charizard92]

You get blown up by your own ammunition

I insert Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail

 

[Deleted member]

You get the Knights who say "Ni!"

I insert the Rabbit of Caerbannog.

 

[Charizard92]

You get the killer rabbit

I insert the bridge scene from Monty Python's Search for the holy grail (you know, the one where the knights have to answer three questions correctly, yet two of them, and the old guy giving the questions, screws up)

 

[Deleted member]

You get an African swallow.

I insert the Black Beast of AAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHH!!!!

 

[XACE-K]

Calm down.

I insert a hammer.

 

[Deleted member]

You get--

STOP!



HAMMER TIME!

I insert King Dedede.

 

[Charizard92]

You get a penguin (wait, so he's not a penguin? are you sure he's not a penguin?)

I insert Dedede's hammer

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

You get chuck norris...

I insert XACE-K's avatar.

 

[Deleted member]

You get Mewthree.

I insert Mewthree.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

You get Pokemon Chaos Black Version.

I insert a Waddle Dee (switching from starfox to kirby)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a Gordo.

I insert Waddle Doo.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

You get Beam kirby

I insert Kracko.

 

[XACE-K]

You get the Boss Medley Theme.

I insert Macargo.

 

[Darkslash]

you get a slug on fire.

I insert Dawn from the anime

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

You get several sick minds.

I insert King dedede, Dark Nebula, and Dark matter.

 

[Deleted member]

You get Tabuu.

I insert a Waddle-Don't.

 

[Charizard92]

You get shot at

I insert a really, really big firearm

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the BigGoron Pistol.

I insert Crash Bandicoot and Ganondorf.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You get their son
I insert Spyro and ROB

 

[Charizard92]

you get a combination of two things, western dragon folklore and Japan's love of robots, forming a child

I insert that child

 

[XACE-K]

You get the closest thing you'll ever get to Meta-Ridley.

I insert the child of Mewtwo and Krystal.

 

[Charizard92]

You get absolutely nothin, as what you just inserted does not exist, as Mewtwo has no gender.

I insert a "NOMOREAWKWARDOFFSPRINGS!" note

 

[XACE-K]

You get me.

I insert the O Rly? owl

 

[The Marth]

you get THE BIG GAY DANCE

I insert a falcon PAWWNCH

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get MMMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I insert Black Shadow.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Samurai Goroh.

I insert tiers are 4 queers.

 

[Charizard92]

you get low tier character fans upset by how underrated their character is

I insert several underrated characters.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

You get.... ____________, __________, ________, and last but not least, ___________!

I insert SPARTAH!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get MADNESS!

I insert clouds.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

You get Cloud, from Final fantasy (7?)

I insert Isai, Azen, and Ken.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a super ultra mega pro.

I insert a death note.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

You die.

I insert AbsoluteZero255, Charizard92, XACE-K, and Sonic the baron.

 

[zrky]

you get something strange looking that plays brawl

I insert a fire extinguisher

 

[MojoMan]

You get a mouth full of foam ad metal shreds
I insert darth vader
If anyone says they get my father, I will spam u!

 

[Grunt]

You get a mouth full of foam ad metal shreds
I insert darth vader
If anyone says they get my father, I will spam u!

u get force choked.

I insert my computer.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a keyboard.

I insert Ronald McDonald.