Vending Machine

[Charizard92]

You get a time machine that can go back in time (laws of physics say we can go as far back as the second you turned the machine on), which I later steal to prevent Bush's election

Next person would do the same thing

 

[Deleted member]

Tru...Hey, wrong thread!

I insert Styx and (The Rolling) Stones.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get words that won't hurt you.

I insert Morshu the Shopkeep.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

...wth?

I insert !!!!!...????!?!?!?!?!? OMG OMG OMG OMG NSIDER!

 

[XACE-K]

You get banned.

I insert a cape.

 

[Deleted member]

You lose your super powers because you gave up your cape.

I insert a black hole.

 

[TehBo49]

You get sucked into it.

I insert Santa Claus.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

You get a christmas tree.

I insert TehBo49.

 

[Charizard92]

You get absolutely nothin, except a lawsuit.

I insert a copy of the US constitution.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

You get George Bush talking about wmd's in iraq.

I insert something completely unrelated to this topic.

 

[Deleted member]

You get your face.

I insert Van Halen.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

...wth?

I insert Aparoid Pigma.

 

[Deleted member]

You get Star Wolf.

BTW, what do you mean, "wth" at Van Halen? Geez...

Runnin' With the Devil
You Really Got Me
Ain't Talkin' 'bout Love
Panama
Hot for Teacher

I insert "Panama".

 

[Charizard92]

you get a link between the two largest oceans

I insert that baby metroid.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a diaper.

I insert Venusaur.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

You get Sceptile

I insert Torterra and the Aparoid Queen (have I been posting too much starfox?)

 

[Charizard92]

Yo get stomped on by a gigantic turtle (yes, you have recently been posting too much Starfox related things)

I insert obvious proof I've gone Metroid obsessed, I insert every form of Ridley in existence.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

EDIT - Charizard posted before me!

You get a very annoying robotic dragon that is trying to kill you.

I insert a tire.

 

[Charizard92]

you get the Hummer, which quckly gets destroyed by treehuggers

I insert Origin of the Species.

 

[Deleted member]

You get Charles Darwin making out with Satan. (Reference?)

I insert Werehog.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a a human who turns into Pigma.

I insert Gex the Gecko.

 

[Darkslash]

You get a kick in the face by a surfing Gecko.

I insert a Robotic Goat.

 

[Charizard92]

you get cyborg goat milk

I insert a list of reasons why Darwin would be making out with the devil.

 

[MojoMan]

you get the meaning of life

i insert chinese checkers

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Hoo Flung Poo.

I insert NO NEWS, NO CALLS, NO TYRANNY UNTIL TOMORROW!!!

 

[Deleted member]

You get WHYYYYYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT???!!!

I insert King K.Rool.

 

[Charizard92]

You get eaten by a croc

I insert a banana

 

[Deleted member]

You get a banana phone. *Monkey sounds* Ping, pong, ping, pong, ping, pong, ping, banana phooooone...

I insert the Crystal Coconut.

 

[Charizard92]

You get a jetpack, MADE OUT OF WOOD!

I insert said jetpack

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Peanut Popguns.

I insert the D.K. Crew!

 

[TehBo49]

You get the DK rap.

I insert YOU MUST RECOVER!!!!

 

[Charizard92]

You get the original DK rap, with the word "H***" in it

I insert said profanity that caused debate on the rating DK64 has.

 

[Darkslash]

You get

http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/howto/basic/basic03.html

I insert the Master Sword

 

[MojoMan]

you get a masterful piece of shredded steel
i insert a gumball

 

[Darkslash]

you get a quarter

I insert a insert

 

[TehBo49]

You get nothing.

I insert a vending machine.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Nega-Vend!

I insert Darkwing Duck.

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

You get Lightwing cat.

I insert something that proves that I have never played starfox.

 

[Darkslash]

You get a barrel Roll

I insert Something that proves that I have a sick mind for Pokemon characters....

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

You get people's thoughts about may (NOT MINE!)

I insert Melee.