Vending Machine

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get Count Chocula.

(inserts Kyubey)

 

[smashfan666]

you get cubix.

i insert Z͆͛̉ͤͪ̽̓̃A͖͋̀̆ͤ̀̇̆̇̏L̨̫̯̠͔͖͓̥̫͓̱͖̹̹͊̔̐̔̄ͫͦ̀̆̋͋̓͐̎͆͜G̸̳̲̮͍͎̹̻̱̯͍ͬ̓͑̀̆ͯ͐̄ͭͩͮͧͯ̌͛͗ͯͯ̚͜͞ͅͅO̸̢̰͚͈̻̩͍̺̠̝̖̬͕̫͉̘ͪͭ̊͂͘͢͞.





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[Link2thelost90]

You get the interior of the Halberd.
I insert a vacuum.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get a suction cup.

(inserts a caveman fish)

 

[Zzuxon]

You Get a caveman tetrapod.

I insert The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

 

[Segastorm]

you get an alien looking for the guide

I insert a colorful polygon

 

[smashfan666]

you get that really bad CGI figure from the intro of Captain N the Game Master.

i insert Axe body spray.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get Old Spice.

(inserts that Sonic commercial)

 

[army man]

you get sonic
i insert an M16

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get Mp3
I insert chocolate.

 

[army man]

i get a wrapper
inserts 50000000000000000 dollars

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get a life time supply of soda.
I insert a snack vending machine.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a lifetime supply of snacks.

...to the FACE!

I insert a bump.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a block

i insert a game so close to completion that somebody gave it a product code, but was never released.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get your discovery of a lifetime.

(inserts ear plugs)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get ear **** at the Cream Puff Zoo.

I insert FAINARU FANTA-SHI!

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get FAINARU FANTA SHI-(shot)

(inserts the Cream Puff Zoo)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the amazing singing monkey.

I insert Otacon.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get a Taco Tucan.

(inserts a spit)

 

[John2k4]

You get a tissue.

Inserts a CD.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

get Cher's "Do You Believe In Life After Love"

Insert ex-wife.

 

[TheSundanceKid]

You get all your money taken away

I insert the vending machine into itself

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the Sundance-adox.

I insert another vending machine into the vending machine while it is inserting itself into itself.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

You get "dividing by zero" and a black hole.

Insert MLK Jr.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get MLK Sr-(shot for unoriginality)

(inserts Fighting Spirit)

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get the Summon Spirit of Earth, Gnome.
I insert myself cause I thought it'd be fun.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get bored and step out after a while. As you say, "Well, it was fun while it lasted," a gang member trying to get a can of Pepsi jumps back in shock, pulls out a sledgehammer on a slinky, and bonks you to death.

I insert the gang member shouting into the vending machine, "ANYBODY ELSE WANT A PIECE OF ME?!" as a random pedestrian walks by.

 

[Segastorm]

you get a gang member in jail and clark kent....sounds suspicious

I insert suspicious activity

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Paranormal Activity.

I insert a bad apple.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get a knifed apple.

(inserts the Spirit Squad)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the Quad Trip, Sis.

I insert

 

[megaminerzero]

You get me having no idea who that is.
I insert

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get Fat Kid Buu.

(inserts the Brady Bunch)

 

[Le vieux lapin]

You get an annoying theme song

(inserts a cartoon)

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get a bunch of pixels.

(inserts a Noddy)

 

[megaminerzero]

You get...

*Inserts E.T.*

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get home phoned
I insert Silver

 

[smashfan666]

you get gold and copper.

i insert angry birds.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

You get pigs in a block fortress, and a concussion.

Insert a laser cannon.

 

[Kantrip]

You get a disco ball.

I insert a partridge in a pair tree.