Vending Machine

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get Johnny ... who is forever alone.

(inserts Forever Alone)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Home Alone 5: Lost in New Pork.

I insert the ashes of the dread that I have burnt.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get a pile of soot.

(inserts Ichigo's strawberry form)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Strawberry ShortIchigo.

I insert apple cider.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get real cider.

(inserts Graphic Kaliber)

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get Soul Calibur
I insert Soul Edge.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get Shang Tsung's soul(s)

(inserts Yamcha)

 

[UberMario]

You get yams.

I insert an overdose of green text.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get this thread page.
I insert greenondwarf

 

[FIREL]

You get barf
I insert more green

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get light green.

(inserts Jim Horne)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Jin Horny.

I insert burning lasagna.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get Garfield equipped with a fire flower.

(inserts all the Robot Masters)

 

[40secondz]

You Get R.O.B.
I insert the letter "k"

 

[Shorts]

You get a google search bar asking "Did you mean? K - Mart?

*Inserts Majora's Mask* (The ACTUAL Mask, not the game)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a giant vending machine, trying to crash into your hometown.

I insert "What's Up People?!" (the second Death Note opening).

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get "What's Up?".

(inserts some guy named Hero who's not even a hero)

 

[Shorts]

You recieved Hannahdorf, Ganondorf's mildly irritated non-villainous-but-still-a-tad-crabby sister.

*Inserts Jigglypuff*

 

[40secondz]

... you get "jab reset>rest"

Insert a pair of old sneakers

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Old Snake (get it? He's old and he sneaks).

I insert Late for Dinnerism.

 

[Drifty]

You get Early for Breakfastism.

I insert a Megavitamin.

 

[Shorts]

You get the best cloned character to grace video game history.

I insert a slip of paper that says "Who would win in a fight? Wonder Woman or Tsunade?"

 

[Le vieux lapin]

You get a receipt that says Tsunade.

Insert the Great Bambino.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the Great Bambi.

I insert an owl.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

You get the center of a Tootsie Pop.

Insert a heavy-weight wrestler.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get Zangief.

(inserts Prototype Jack)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Pyro Jack.

I insert Treacherous Grubba.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get Macho Grubba
I insert Rawk Hawk.

 

[UberMario]

You get the Smorg.

I insert Fuzzies.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Buzzy Wuzzy da Shmuzzy Duzzy (nickname for my dog).

I insert a cutie little baby sweetie.

 

[smashfan666]

you get the definition of the Tastes Like Diabetes trope.

i insert youtube commenters.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get chat speakers.

(inserts Triple H's sledge hammer)

 

[heartofthecards]

you get a butt

 

[Scinn]

You get a fail for not inserting something.

I insert an angry wolf.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get chased by the wolf... It doesn't like the idea of being inserted inside some crazy machine such as this.

I insert a liquorish USB cord.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get a drunk sound card playing some random song.

(inserts Master Roshi along with an another Master Roshi, whom is a Red Yoshi)

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get Roshi's Island the video game.
I insert Bowser Jr.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get Bowser's child form.

(inserts the sword of Titus O'Neil)

 

[Zzuxon]

You get decapitation-in-a-can.

I insert a VCR remote and a can of olive oil.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get a Virtual Boy with 2D, upside-down screen.

(inserts horse glue)