Vending Machine

[The Fail Tracer]

You get duck glue.

I insert Jimmy/Shinichi Kudo.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get Pac-Man with a soccer ball on his face.

(inserts an advent calendar)

 

[10 brave kirbys]

you get a invisible giant smash ball that prefoms the final smash dates of time
(inserts lip's stick)

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get an actual lipstick.

(inserts Meta Knight's Theme)

 

[10 brave kirbys]

you get the meta knight plushie that plays his theme
(you insert a ds and a wii but the wiis broken)

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get a 3DS and a Wii U.

(inserts Cheerwine)

 

[10 brave kirbys]

you get cheerois
(inserts the 3ds and wiiu)

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get an emulator.

(inserts a pipe bomb)

 

[10 brave kirbys]

you get an bomb belching piranha plant

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

(inserts an inert ball)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the Inert Gases song.

♪ "Oh, I know which gases are inert. Helium, neon and argon. I'll sing this song until it hurts. Krypton, xenon and radon!" ♫

I insert a mobile fortress.

 

[10 brave kirbys]

you get a mobile mansion
( inserts eggplant )

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get the Ice Climbers.

(inserts Mary Rose)

 

[10 brave kirbys]

you get mary's lamb

( inserts nothing )

 

[Zzuxon]

You get an anti-conservation-of-matter potholder.

I put in a measuring tape.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get the world's tallest ruler.

(inserts the "Sonic's Opinion" meme)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Chuck Norris Facts. Fact > opinion... At least in my opinion.

I insert Batman's Halloween.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get Batman on Drugs. (which is actually all the candy he ate)

I insert http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v390/StarFalls/High_School_Girls_02-00000.jpg

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a doctor trying to take a giant platypus out of the poor girl.

I insert a little piece of paper that says, "Which game should I get: Kingdom Hearts or a Tales game?".

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get a note saying "Whichever game that includes them both".

I insert The Legend of Titanic.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a dog wearing a jersey attempting to rap.

i insert your brain on drugs.

 

[Fluttershy]

you get pea soup

inserts a Portal gun

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get a black hole generator.

(inserts the "Get Out" frog)

 

[smashfan666]

you get the lizard from adventure quest (or whatever it was, i don't really remember the name too well, but i think that was it. it was related to dragonfable)

i insert an anthropomorphic cat from a post-apocalyptic alternate timeline where life struggles for freedom, on a mission to save the world from his own father. armed with nothing except his gun and his backpack.

 

[Zzuxon]

You get Steven Spielberg

I insert THE POLAR EXPRESS!

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get S.S. Igotwood.

I insert McleodGaming Forums.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Gaming... For, um, Mcleod!

I insert a marshmallow eating s'mores.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a chocolate bar, a graham cracker, and another marshmallow calling him on cannibalism.

i insert an amusing anime fact...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a dead thread.

I insert a cliche revival.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get an unexpected reply.

I insert a Street Trooper.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a stormtrooper on trash pickup duty.

i insert penguins.

 

[UberMario]

You get puffins.

I insert Huff 'N Puff.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the big bad wolf, BLOOOOWWWINNG your house down.

I insert a sore throat.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get a cold sore.

(inserts Smashville)

 

[smashfan666]

you get punch-town.

i insert a nuclear bomb.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get a pipe bomb.

(inserts the Survival Science Comic series)

 

[smashfan666]

you get Aperture Science

i insert the guy next to me named Charlie.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get girls next to Charlie named Sumo and Wrestler.

I insert a bunch of nonsense.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get a bunch of random stuff.
I insert a video game disk.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a vidya game cart.

I insert rage guy, angry at being rickrolled and losing the game at the same time, vs. Captain Falcon.