Vending Machine

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get frozen yogurt.

(inserts Dian Shi Mali)

 

[Zzuxon]

You get Mali Shi Dian.
I insert a Megatherium

 

[PieSquared]

You get a very fat regular sloth.
I insert an adult blue whale

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get Bubby.

(inserts Josh Brolin's face and Megan Fox's accent)

 

[smashfan666]

you get the reason you don't play god.

i insert 502 + 404.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get ragequit.
I insert Marth.

 

[smashfan666]

you get roy.

i insert soldiers... OF DARKNESS...

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get an emo.

(inserts an abandoned balloon)

 

[PieSquared]

You get a used rubber XD
I insert Conker having a bad day

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get a game.
I insert Conker's bed hair day.

 

[smashfan666]

you get the unreleased sequel to Conker's Bad Fur Day.

i insert Reimagine :The Game:

 

[Ganon444]

You get a scratched game disc

Inserts Ganon444

 

[Le vieux lapin]

You get.... a bad idea for a forum game...
Insert smashboards.

 

[smashfan666]

you get boards in many, many pieces.

i insert a dead ringer.

 

[Ganon444]

Inserts Chris for insulting me

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Out comes a ringing bell and the "Everybody Hates Chris" show.

(inserts a bald pony)

 

[Link2thelost90]

It gets new stylish hair and you get..attacked for shaving it.
I insert Ponyta

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get an incomplete sentence.

(inserts the bald pony again, this time, it's in a straightjacket)

 

[Le vieux lapin]

You get Animal Protective Services, who arrest you.
Insert a suspicious box

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get a Jack-in-the-box

(inserts the Animal Protective Services)

 

[smashfan666]

you get the PETA.

i insert a children's card game.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

You get motorcycles and the craziest hair ever.
Insert a giant pair of shoes

 

[smashfan666]

you get a giant pair of socks.

i insert a 1-up mushroom.

 

[FIREL]

you get a life
I insert chocolate

 

[Le vieux lapin]

You get happiness.
Insert a dollar.

 

[smashfan666]

you get the root of all evil.

i insert obelisk the tormentor, slifer the executive producer, and mega ultra chicken.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get a robot chicken.

(inserts Dr. Rabbit)

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get the rabbits on the future.
I insert a cold

 

[Le vieux lapin]

You get H1N1.
Insert Harry Potter.

 

[PieSquared]

You get a 7 book series of epicness
I insert pure cyanide

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get pure cyan.

I insert Smurf cupcakes.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

You get the Blue Man Group.
Insert blue moon.

 

[smashfan666]

you get red sun.

i insert Helio Breaker.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get Hello Kitty.

(inserts the Something Awful Frog)

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get a Awfully Great Toad.
I insert a banjo.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

You get Banjo.

(inserts Charlie the Drunk Guinea Pig)

 

[smashfan666]

you get samson, linny, and a random test subject.

i insert spaghetti.

 

[FIREL]

you get mama luigi
i insert a football

 

[Le vieux lapin]

You get Madden 2012.
Insert a bag of rice.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get bag of ice climbers.
I insert Count Bleck.