Vending Machine

[The Fail Tracer]

You get even MORE crappy cartoons than before, plus you can't watch the older ones on Youtube and all gaming videos and streams have been shut down due to that one extremely ****ed up bill. You also get that monkey from The Lion King bonking you on the head and saying, "It's in the past!".

I insert a typo that I fixed before actually posting this message, therefore people are now trying to look for my beta version of this post.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get top men on the case.
I insert webs.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get SPYYYDAAAHS. >:]

I insert interbutts.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get "When something smells, it's usually the Butz."

I insert Van Gore.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get Pablo Piccombat.

I insert a shrill, high-pitched whine.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a ReDead, squeeing over my cute little dog.

I insert a potion that turns whoever drinks it into an axe-wielding homicidal maniac. It's basically a cure... for not being an axe-wielding homicidal maniac!

 

[MPH Deku]

...you get my avatar. She happens to be an axe-weilding homocidal maniac. Sometimes. :D

I insert a series of cryptic hints that lead the way to the murderer!

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get Blue's Clue's
I insert a paw print.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get *****slapped by Lucario.

I insert some Vicodin. -.-

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get hit by a car, to which you say, "Whoops, my fault, my fault!"

I insert Bill Engvall's Vicodin joke.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get that one guy who says diabeetus
I insert a vending machine in your vending machine so you can vending machine while you vending machine.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get virtual virtual skiball.

I insert, "Wow, I coulda sworn I was really playing virtual skiball!"

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get an illusion.
I insert keyboard kat.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get Koopa Keyboard Kat. Which gets banned in America for whatever reason. :S

I insert 200X.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get x002 bonus wooot
I Insert Fire balls

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Yoshi eating them.

I insert a few nightmares I read, in which dogs burrow out of the ground and tear apart and eat children in a dark playground. Their faces look like they are screaming, but they sound as if they're laughing.

And the other one consists of a clown painting, which comes to life and slowly eats you while you are chained to your bed.

You're welcome for your nightmare fuel.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get nightmare fuel.
I insert pork.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get my T-shirt. That's exactly what it says on mine.

I insert a missing shirt report for my Pigmask Army T-shirt.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get BUSTED.
I insert Serperior.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get the smuggest leaf there ever was!

I insert the Choice Specs. B3

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get decisions.
I insert Dusknoir.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get that one Pokemon that tries to kill you in Pokemon Myseter Dungeon Explorers of whatever. D:

I insert the wheel of fate.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get turning.
I insert Wiiwheel.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get "Wii wheel, Wii wheel, rock you!"

I give the Vending Machine some words, and... sweet harmony!

 

[MPH Deku]

The vending machine slaps you and berates you for thinking it can be swayed with just words.

I insert a sour note.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a notebook in which you write the title and brand of a certain dairy product to make it expire.

I insert some dead flowers for the vending machine. >

 

[MPH Deku]

You get a thank-you note. Written in explosive runes.

I insert a talking lunchboxman!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a singing tomato.

I insert:

I've been picked up, by the cops, so many times gone by. They grill ya, for an hour, and they say you're gonna fry-aye! I've been skinned alive, and purified, and cut up with a knife, oh, I just, got to ketchup with my life!

 

[smashfan666]

you get cows singing their last words before being slaughtered and turned into meat.

i insert floating fruit.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get a floating vending machine.
I insert wet socks.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get whipped with them.

I insert Inspector Megu(i)re.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get Inspector Gadget.
I insert a Gadget.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get it crazy. So thus, a Sonic Adventure 2 level.

I insert Jamaica.

 

[Kantrip]

You get "Why don't Jamaica better joke?"

I insert my own advice.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get dicilevs
I insert a obvious spelling error.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the fact that it was probably so obvious, I thought it was an actual word, myself.

I insert SOME MORE TOILET PAPER!

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get a clogged toilet.
I insert a Plumber.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Mario, throwing FIYAHBALLZ YUM into the toilet to melt everything that once clogged it.

I insert VEry UNnessECARY EMPHAsis on WOOOOOORRRRRDDDDDSSSSS

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get Mr. Saturn.
I insert Mr Saturn.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get fishing for birdies.

I insert breathe is good! Boing!