Vending Machine

[MPH Deku]

The machine explodes in your face.

I insert the parts of the last machine.

 

[smashfan666]

you get pictures of every other vending machine before they met their gruesome fate.

i insert a socket wrench.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get an electric socket! And a monkey.

I insert a lead pipe.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You lead pieces.
I insert a plank.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Plankton.

I insert Plank from Ed Edd N Eddy.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get Johnny 2x4.

I insert all the cakes ever baked.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get one REALLY FRICKING BIG LIE.

I insert that cake that Peach was going to have with Mario. (Yeah right!)

 

[MPH Deku]

You get a nudge and a wink.

I insert those two Toads that go with mario in New Super Mario Bros Wii.

 

[smashfan666]

you get wario and waluigi wondering why they weren't incorporated as the 3rd & 4th players.

i insert smashboards vs capcom being made into a real game.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get me losing to Phoenix Wright.

I insert MPH Deku VS. Ken.

 

[smashfan666]

you get ken's pwned remains.

i insert link2thelost90 vs felicia

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get Link2thelost90 using all his moves that are broken which is every move except that one move that isn't to troll Felicia in every way possible.
I insert Smashfan666 vs Megaman

 

[smashfan666]

you got a new weapon!

Smash Pistol.

i insert Tacel vs Darkleet Gideon

 

[MPH Deku]

You get Tacel being mashed into a sorry bloody mess and dumped into a trash bin. And then me raising him as a catgirl and giving him a second chance only so he can screw it up again, only this time he's a catgirl so it's funnier. :3

I insert Sly Fox vs. Luigi

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get me chickening out, because I still want that Luigi's Mansion sequel.

I insert Sly Fox vs. Fly Socks.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get the horror of Sly Fox struggling in vain to impress the ladies in socks that were popular 20 years ago!

I insert MPH Deku vs. the world.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get MPH Deku trying to actually fight "The World," a song by Nightmare.

I insert Phoenix Wright vs. Conan Edogawa. I also insert the next person, who will most likely try to Google "Conan Edogawa."

 

[MPH Deku]

You get Pheonix achieving an unfair victory because I keep trying to hug Conan and pinch his cheek.

I insert Stinkomanfan vs. Godzilla

 

[Link2thelost90]

You a stinking battle.
I insert Smash 4.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a scroll list for character and stage selection. More stages and characters! Yay!

I insert what seems to be a good idea.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get an unfortunate but fatal miscalculation.

I insert my liver.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get nine livers.

I insert a cat pun I just made.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get a paws over your cleverness. :3

I insert Tacel's meowlasers.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Gregg the Grim Reaper complaining about cats.

"Cats! I hate those bloody things! The way they meow and piss everywhere, and their **** smells just bloody awful!"

I insert a litterbox. A litterbox with DIAMONDS.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get me almost falling for that...<.<
I insert mayonnaise.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get a mayonaisse cake!

Yes, those exist.

I insert a functioning PSP.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get a functioning Pork Sandwich Portal. :D
I instead my 3 memory sticks.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get one memory stick that combines the memory of all three that were inserted.

I insert a digital camera.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get pictures.
I insert a cellular device.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get reception!

I insert a tarantula.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a Gold Skulltula.

I insert NintendoCapriSun killing a Gold Skulltula, and then saying, "See, there's no reason to be afraid of a spider."

Afterwards, a little video clip of a guy with a spider on his face, screaming, pops up.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get me giggling like a nut at it because spiders are cool. :3

I insert smashfan's severed pinky finger.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get his Brain finger as well.

I insert Pinky and the Brain.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You a dunce and moose...I mean mouse with a plan.
I insert Jumpman.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You geeyit Merio.

Ah eensert couhntray mayooseec.

Juhst hay-av faiyth. obv.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get a banjo on your knee.

I insert 500 yen!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You geeyit aye teepeecoal sayouthwaystern cayowboy coomplayneen' 'bayout thayem Jayapaneez.

Ah eensert aye teepeecoal sayouthwaystern cayowboy beeyeen' all prayjuudissed 'bayout thayem Jayapaneez, 'cuz wee ah jailess of thayre mayooseec, 'cuuz ah hayaff tah ayadmeet, couhntray duuz suuk quahte a beeyit.

Juhst hay-av faiyth... obv.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get confusion.
I insert confusion.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a translation:

"I insert a typical southwestern cowboy bein' all prejudiced 'bout them Japanese, 'cause we are jealous of their music, 'cause I have to admit, country does suck quite a bit."

I insert rednecks, hillbillies, and cowboys.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get quite a pair you got thar.
I insert the future.