Vending Machine

[smashfan666]

you get game over'd.

i insert star bits.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get me, curious to find out what they taste like.

I insert a stargasm.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get a Supernova.
I insert beans.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get this quote from The Young Ones:

"What do you know about the beans?"
"What beans?!"
"Oh, uh, ha-hah-ha-ha-ha... N-no beans!"

I insert the "GOOD LUCK" voice clip from Star Fox 64.

 

[smashfan666]

you get "do a barrel roll!"

i insert fooby the kamikaze watermelon.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get my text color atm.
I insert Hammer Bros.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get three guys one hammer.

I insert the horrid, horrid sickness that is what I just mentioned.

 

[smashfan666]

you get Revenge of Meta Knight 2: Re-taking the Halberd's "2 girls 1 cup" scene.

: "A, B, C, D!"

: "meta knight, you're missing the best part!"

: "E, F, G!"

i insert 3 days.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get that many days to live before weegee goes out his way to glare at you. In which at that point, you will be a weegee and therefore have no soul. (which is sorta like dying)
I insert a pencil.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get one shaped like a PINGAS.

I insert my dorkinism.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get Ed, Edd & Eddy.
I insert Yoshi

 

[Roller]

You get scrambled eggs.


I insert a congressman.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get a con dressed man.
I insert a calendar.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a watch.

i insert 2 scoops of raisins, cookies for breakfast, MARSHMALLOW POWER!, and the crunch with punch (yeah!)

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get a crunch of your bones from teh Pawnch.
I insert a Power saw.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Bawk gobble coo-coo.

(You get a Power Sea)

Bawk bawk gobble. *peck peck*

(I insert COJIRO.)

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get a COJIRO back cause the vending machine only takes exact change.
I insert exact change.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a candy bar.

i insert la-li-lu-le-lo.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get The PATRIOTS.
I insert a infinite amount of stuff.

 

[Kantrip]

You get an finite amount of moneys.

I insert an finite amount of moneys.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get infinite amount of stuff.
I insert Dry Bones.

 

[FIREL]

You get a living koopa
I insert a Fire Dragon.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the planet Solar.

I insert "This baby can take temperatures up to 9000 degrees!"

I also insert one of those boxing glove machines to punch the next person to make an over 9000 reference.

 

[Kantrip]

You got Rocky Balbovegeta, champion boxer.

I insert a barrel and an eggroll.

 

[smashfan666]

you DON'T get a "do a barrel roll!" joke.

instead you get something on your face (ka-slap from the vending machine!) IT WAS PAIN! >:D

i insert nintendo's 15'th generation console, the WiiCling. it has the best graphics of the time, supports Wiiconnect120, and has Super Smash Bros. Slapstick, featuring MGM & Hanna-Barbera. but the only downside is that it's the most delicate console since the SEGA Genesis.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get it back, only its broken this time around.
I insert Meta Knight.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a new ship, now. and... MY ship is bigger than YOURS, yeeesss

i insert ULTIMATE PROJECTILE SPAM ATTACK!

 

[Tacel]

Vending machine only accepts dollars and change.

I insert a dollar.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get eaten. Normally, dollar bills get eaten, but I guess this is a special case.

I insert an 8 GB SD card... JAMES 8 GB SD card.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a 2MB flash drive.

i insert a lil' dance!

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get Krabby Patties
I insert Patrick

 

[MPH Deku]

You get Ringo!

....geddit? Patrick Starr? Ringo....eh, whatever. >~>

I insert a pastrami on rye.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a sammich

i insert a piece of music that even you have to admit is epic. \m/

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get "Yeah, I guess so."

I insert styrofoam on wheat bread.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get a packaging peanut burrito!

I insert the mysterious unmarked box of Mr. Game & Watch's arial forward-A.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get pain pizza delivery.
I insert Yellow Kirby.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get Kiiby of the Moon! Not quite at the level of Kirby of the Stars yet.

I insert Marth's tiara.

 

[smashfan666]

you get roy's sword

i insert TNT

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get EXPLOSIONS.
I insert Deidera.

 

[Kantrip]

You get... CLAYdera! Get it? Clay? Yeahhhh...

I insert chakra strings.