Vending Machine

[smashfan666]

you get a PRRRRRRROMOTION!

i insert 42.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get "How many smashfan666s does it take to screw in a light bulb?".

...Just kidding lol

I insert yet another new avatar.

 

[smashfan666]

you get people actually being frightened by this incarnation of robotnik.

i insert a stone.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a pebble... and a penguin holding it.

I insert a new and extremely nonsensical comic by me!

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e218/_Madness_Combat_Freak_/RandomBullcrap.jpg?t=1306468236

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get banned cause those were actually my Lunchables.
I insert Funky Kong.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get ****y Kong.

I insert a really immature pun.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get PUN-GAS.
I insert Baby Weegee.

 

[Kantrip]

You get 3 yoshis, Kamek, a baby bagel, and a used diaper.

I insert an autofire barrel.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a Paintinator.

i insert starbits.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get rock candy.

I insert a mustache.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get Martyo.
I insert RAWK HAWK!

 

[smashfan666]

you get Storm Eagle.

i insert a wrestler from outer space who is also a FREAKING CELL PHONE, a mad scientist with a mechanical arm, a big fat penguin with his snail manservant, the leader of a ninja clan made entirely of robots, another mad scientist who this time wants seven jewels of immense power to rule the world, and a mysterious voice leading the whole dang scheme

Spoiler

who turns out to be just an insane kid with blue skin...

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get a rather interesting series/story.
I insert WaH WaH WAH!!!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get three fingers forming a W.

I insert a FFAAAAAANNNTASTIC RINGTONE ON MY SAIL-U-LAR PHONE! HA-HA!!

 

[smashfan666]

you get Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring Ring. BANANA PHONE!

i insert teleroboxer

 

[DtJ S2n]

You get Evander Holyfield's ear.

I insert a "Watch your language, Sly!" =r

 

[Kantrip]

You get a "Watch your sly language!"

I insert a really bad day.

 

[jungle man]

you get 7 years of bad luck

I insert "I put the laughter in slaughter!"

 

[smashfan666]

you get the S.

i insert when the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie.

 

[Kantrip]

You get no sympathy from me

I insert my friends

 

[smashfan666]

you get crack & heroine

i insert whatever remains of absurd.org

RIP - Absurd.org

???? - sometime in the late 2000s

The best thing has got to be the Core Meltdown, without a doubt.
..."When Windows Attack" is pretty great, too.

original quote by BikdipOnABus during Let's Play Super Mario Sunshine (pre-town flood *i.e. some time during pianta village*)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get "No, just no."

I insert Conker's Bad Fur Day.

 

[smashfan666]

you get the great mighty poo, and he's going to throw his **** at you.

i insert a double rainbow.

 

[Kantrip]

You get a pair of Skittles.

I insert three quarters, two dimes, and a nickel.

 

[smashfan666]

you get exactly 1 dollar.

i insert a space crab.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Space Hogs.

I insert a crabby spaceman.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a hermit crab

i insert a disk drive

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get a disk car.
I insert a rhino.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a rhiyes.

i insert missingno.

 

[Scinn]

You get sno-PINGAS-usual I see.

I insert a Link2thelost90

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get me and you would have had a soda too...But I drank on the way out.
I insert Falcon Punch.

 

[smashfan666]

you get "Hey! That kid's throwing Falcon Punch!"

i insert a trigger explosive

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get a gun that shoots Bob-ombs that explodes in your face whenever you pull the trigger.
I insert a sandvich.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Subway.

I insert waySub.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get away from my sub.
I insert a airplane.

 

[Super_Sonic8677]

You get smog.

I insert Cat in the hat's hat.

 

[Kantrip]

You get a hat in your hat's cat in a box with a fox on a train in a plane.

I insert a red kong balloon.

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get

I insert Baby Peach.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a toadstool pacifier. (yuck)

I insert STAR FACE!

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get a kid friendly **** face.
I insert star music